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florida senate offended by deez nutz

World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://floridacapitalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080418/CAPITOLNEWS/804180359

the badassest quote from this article:
Sen. Jim King, R-Jacksonville, said he had a set on one of his vehicles, which he described as "all pimped out." They are no more than "an expression of truckliness," he said, although he'd acceded to his wife's request to take them off.
look at this dude

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that is the very face of truckliness

for the uninitiated, truck nutz are replica bull testicles that a classy gent might hang from the back of his truck

this is what they look like en flagrante delicto (spoilered for nutz)
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amazing, huh

what kind of redneck shit is happening in your neck of the woods

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    truck nutz are the worst thing

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why did you deleted me on facebook? I though we were buddies.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am laughing

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If you kick them, does the truck suddenly stop running for five minutes?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why did you deleted me on facebook? I though we were buddies.
    because I hate everyone

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    truck nuts on a PT cruiser

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That dude is fucking fat.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    i saw one of them while driving with my dad

    it was awkward because neither of us wanted to point it out and they were right there

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    truck nuts on a PT cruiser

    which is worse????

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    i saw one of them while driving with my dad

    it was awkward because neither of us wanted to point it out and they were right there
    aaaaaaaahahahahaha

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm sure I'll see more than my share the next time I visit my home town.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Western Mass is pretty steeped in hicksville, so I see a lot of these when I go to visit my grandmother.

    They are the worst idea

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when it's okay for state senators to talk about how their truck is 'all pimped out' we can know for a certainty that we are too far gone

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    i saw one of them while driving with my dad

    it was awkward because neither of us wanted to point it out and they were right there
    aaaaaaaahahahahaha

    All swingin' to and fro

    Anytime I see a pair with someone else in the vehicle it's like a competition to see who can ignore them more

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I live in Florida and see these things occasionally. I wouldn't mind if they were outlawed.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when it's okay for state senators to talk about how their truck is 'all pimped out' we can know for a certainty that we are too far gone

    don't be such a playa hata

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    if i had some, i'd hang them off the front of my car in hopes that someone will get the men in black reference

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I live in Florida and see these things occasionally. I wouldn't mind if they were outlawed.

    They're tacky as Hell, but outlawed?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    truck nuts are a good gauge of which people will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    fuck sorry you guys

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    some pickup truck that lives around me has one. its pretty funny when he has to slow down during the school crossings, nutz bouncing all up and down in front of children.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    if i had some, i'd hang them off the front of my car in hopes that someone will get the men in black reference

    ballchinian

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    eryu90 wrote: »
    some pickup truck that lives around me has one. its pretty funny when he has to slow down during the school crossings, nutz bouncing all up and down in front of children.

    Children, some day yours might almost be as big as mine

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    when it's okay for state senators to talk about how their truck is 'all pimped out' we can know for a certainty that we are too far gone

    that's on the real

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my town is so redneck that

    umm

    everyone brown is a 'paki'
    D:

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh Florida.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the first time I ever saw truck nutz I refused to believe what I was seeing

    I can't remember who I was in the car with, but after a while of staring at them thinking "someone should really tell that man that his strange fender accessory looks testicular" I realized upon closer inspection that this illusion was entirely purposeful

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    if i had some, i'd hang them off the front of my car in hopes that someone will get the men in black reference

    ballchinian

    at the very least, i would find it funny
    and that's really the most important part

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Oh Florida.

    that's north florida

    north florida is our quebec

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  • KaczKacz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    My truck nutz bring all the boys to the yard.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kacz wrote: »
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    My truck nutz bring all the boys to the yard.

    Ah......hmmm.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "excuse me sir. sir! yes you! your truck accessory, yes, it's rather...oh, how shall i put this...it's rather scrotal!

    oh, you're aware of this?

    but...why?"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what in the hell ahahahaha

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ok that is the best thing

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    into an antique stroller, no less

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  • KaczKacz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, if you do it, you might as well go all the way.

    Balls to the wall if you will.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    into an antique stroller, no less

    Where else would it unload into?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    into an antique stroller, no less

    dull the colors, add some rust and it's a scene from Silent Hill

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the first time I ever heard about truck nuts was from achewood

    I figured it was one of onstads crazy ideas ha ha ha

    then when it actually happened I blamed him

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the badassest quote from this article:
    Sen. Jim King, R-Jacksonville, said he had a set on one of his vehicles, which he described as "all pimped out." They are no more than "an expression of truckliness," he said, although he'd acceded to his wife's request to take them off.
    look at this dude


    I don't give a fuck. Any politician that will straight up talk about "pimped-out" in the positive and hang bull gonads from his fucking truck is cool with me.


    truckliness

    I'd vote for that mother fucker.

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