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No Country For Old Comic Cons

Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
It seems to be PAX this and PAX that. Well, I don't know about you, but my main nerd event of the year is going to be the San Diego Comic Con. Not only are some of my favorite creators going to be there, but there's 90% less of a chance that I'm going to get raped by some dillhole from the internet wearing an ironic cat-ears hat.

Not that the odds on that still aren't good.

So, like, who is going?

(People that are going)
Me
Fiz
Bogey
Nads
borfase
futility
Qorzm
Spex
Johnny Fabulous
MolotovCockatoo
Urian
SARS Boy

HEY WHO WANTS TO GO TO DINNER ON THURSDAY NIGHT?

We're going to this place. And no, they don't take reservations. So everyone is going to have to be on time. I'm thinking 7:30 would be a good time to start. Getting there earlier than that would be nice, though.

We are going here.

People who want to go:
Talonius,
Dude's Wife
Fiz
futility,
(maybe) broface
Khoo (it seems)
Urian
Urian's Friend "Phil"
SARS Boy
Qorzm
Q's Friend #1
Q's Friend #2
PI, Esq.

My number is 626 429 0525.
Call me if you need directions or whatever.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    but the odds of getting raped by a fat dude dressed as superboy prime are increased by a like amount

    Knob on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    really chastity belts should just be standard con gear

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm trying really hard to get in shape :(

    Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds will probably be here this summer to promote the Wolverine movie. Making out.

    I guess since there was a new Harold and Kumar movie they might bring back those horrible white castle girls. The cellulite on those thighs was so depressing two years back (or three?)

    Fiz on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it'll make him a superMAN

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    oh man, my chance to meet steve purcell and fight keith giffen?

    daaaaamn

    Knob on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fiz, just so you're aware, I'm not going to allow you to be weird and introverted again this year.

    I'm going to send a registered Superboy Prime offender after you.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my friend went last year and was kind enough to get a book signed by raymond feist for me! i was planning on going this year before i signed up for the forums and decided to go to pax

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    is it just me or is the guest list kind of anemic

    that's not a lot of dudes, and especially not a lot of dudes i give a dang about

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I met Steve Purcell

    He was pretty chill

    signed my Sam & Max sketchbook too

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fiz, just so you're aware, I'm not going to allow you to be weird and introverted again this year.

    I'm going to send a registered Superboy Prime offender after you.

    You're just upset that every time horrible people show up I manage to hide faster than you.

    Enjoy talking to people other than Posehn

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    is it just me or is the guest list kind of anemic

    that's not a lot of dudes, and especially not a lot of dudes i give a dang about

    It's probably just early. Those things usually flesh out in June

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    is it just me or is the guest list kind of anemic

    that's not a lot of dudes, and especially not a lot of dudes i give a dang about

    yeah but they also have three months to announce more people

    I'd love to go to SDCC but it's expensive, so I'll stick with Emerald City. Which, surprisingly, has a lot of people I want to see.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ill be there
    make a list

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I never really did to begin with.

    Was never a big fan of comics. I kind of blame the oddballs it attracted.

    Rewind to my teenage years and the playing of Magic the Gathering, we had a pretty tight group and this was our pass time for the lunch hour as we hadn't quite figured out how to talk to the opposite sex yet, nor dress ourselves.

    After school, we would make our way to the comic book/video game/anime rental/Magic card/clusterfuck shop to pick up some packs and be disappointed.

    One of my friends who had figured out how to talk to women, and people in general was a rather extraverted type. He was trying to chat up the store owner who was conversing with a regular. His name was Dwight. He was a courtroom artist of all things. His response? "DON'T TRY AND SABOTAGE THE DEAL!". His exact words. See he'd order this pile of comics and discuss his payment. Regularly.

    His behavior at times was always, eh, peculiar. More peculiar then ours that's for sure. My friend once told me of a time he bumped into Dwight at the library. My friend decided to make use of one of the computers there; this was back in the days where you had basically a text base interface. Well Dwight didn't like that one bit, practically bowled him over and sat down right before my friend even had the chance.

    So yeah, wierdos.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Warren Ellis is far less of a dick in real life than he appears to be online.

    I'm looking at the "Special Guest" list now. . . goddamn there's a lot of fucking honkies going to Comic Con.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I doubt I'll go this year. much like PAX, I'm not really so much into the material presented to really want to go. I go for the people. and socal people are smelly lumpkins

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    Warren Ellis is far less of a dick in real life than he appears to be online.
    he's also completely gross looking

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I doubt I'll go this year. much like PAX, I'm not really so much into the material presented to really want to go. I go for the people. and socal people are smelly lumpkins

    Why you gotta break balls? I told you about my secret date with Bogey so you could give him a fag drag and everything

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    chuck dixon is going to be at wizard world chicago and i want to get stuff signed so bad

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I doubt I'll go this year. much like PAX, I'm not really so much into the material presented to really want to go. I go for the people. and socal people are smelly lumpkins

    Why you gotta break balls? I told you about my secret date with Bogey so you could give him a fag drag and everything

    i don't even know what any of that means

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fag drag is what you call a "queer pull."

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This year will be interesting. I've made friends with professional costume designers, so I could get a nice looking super hero outfit out of them if I play my cards right and pay them.

    Just need to stop eating long enough to get into taskmaster shape

    Fiz on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fag drag is what you call a "queer pull."

    i don't know what that is either

    i am not up-to-date on my homosexual lingo

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to the fag drag panel on the third day.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    i been saying that i'd go to sdcc before i went to another pax

    but i don't think that's actually gonna happen

    which sucks because i want to go to sdcc more than pax, but pax has more dudes i want to see

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to the fag drag panel on the third day.

    It replaced the Adult Swim panel

    Fiz on
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If I had the extra money and/or extra time to fly out to san diego, I would, because of Hugh Jackman, the LOST panel, and all that good stuff.

    This and PAX are my dreams

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    There's a rumor bouncing around that Adult Swim is going to make a triumphant return.

    Which better be fucking true. They put on the best panel I've ever been too. . . except maybe Warren Ellis. It's a close call.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I might eventually go to one of these things if you promise you won't hit me. Or if you do, you form a line so it's at least sporting.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Adult Swim's panel was awesome! And there was no escaping after it was over, ever! Goddamn watches.

    I got to meet Stan Lee! And then was brushed aside. Guarded like the Pope, he was.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It'd be nice if people like zerofill, belruel, and bendery showed up this year. I know they are in the area but they never show up. Stop being butts, people.

    I'm going to try SO HARD to stick around after 8pm this year. It's really hard because that is my bedtime.

    As it turns out, a lot of those beefy security guards who seem to be there every year are all involved with the San Diego Opera in some way. They'll undoubtably be working again this year in "power" positions from their years of experience. Maybe this could work out well for once.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stan Lee moves through Comic Con on a solid gold litter. It's fucking nuts.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Adult Swim's panel was awesome! And there was no escaping after it was over, ever! Goddamn watches.

    I got to meet Stan Lee! And then was brushed aside. Guarded like the Pope, he was.

    The watches weren't as cool as the sketchbooks and socks they had. People still are amazed by those.

    You know those bags they gave out at the Cartoon Network booth last year? The paper thing with the doodles of all their original cartoons? That was my favorite thing ever until the paper wore through and forced me to get a real case for my stuff

    Penguin - Pokemon had the best panel. Bag of stuffed toys and journals, followed by a q&a session which will live in infamy.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    he's guarded so well because of people like me who want him to die

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jack Kirby tells me to kill a lot of people too.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    oh man, my chance to meet steve purcell and fight keith giffen?

    daaaaamn

    are you fighting him for sport?

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    really chastity belts should just be standard con gear

    anus dentatas and such

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Paul Pope is a super nice guy and all, but he seriously needs to learn the art of getting a line moving.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    I'm going to try SO HARD to stick around after 8pm this year. It's really hard because that is my bedtime.

    I didn't know you were a senior citizen

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    oh man, my chance to meet steve purcell and fight keith giffen?

    daaaaamn

    are you fighting him for sport?

    gonna hang his head in my den

    Knob on
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