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Then there is a guy at work who loves to do the fist pound. Every time I see this guy he wants to fist pound.
I have a guy like that except he starts out with the hand shake and immediately recedes into the fingers coiled and grasped "brotha'" (soul) hand shake - half hug combo and then thrusts the fist bump. The only problem is the transition from the "brotha'" hand shake into the fist bump always gets jumbled causing both parties to overshoot their target and slam their fist down on each others wrist.
This shouldn't even be considered a fist bump. It is more of a fist slam. Bump conveys a collision across a parallel plane where as a slam involves the use of a downward force coming into contact with an upward force at an accelerated rate.
This shouldn't even be considered a fist bump. It is more of a fist slam. Bump conveys a collision across a parallel plane where as a slam involves the use of a downward force coming into contact with an upward force at an accelerated rate.
Then there is a guy at work who loves to do the fist pound. Every time I see this guy he wants to fist pound.
I have a guy like that except he starts out with the hand shake and immediately recedes into the fingers coiled and grasped "brotha'" (soul) hand shake - half hug combo and then thrusts the fist bump. The only problem is the transition from the "brotha'" hand shake into the fist bump always gets jumbled causing both parties to overshoot their target and slam their fist down on each others wrist.
This shouldn't even be considered a fist bump. It is more of a fist slam. Bump conveys a collision across a parallel plane where as a slam involves the use of a downward force coming into contact with an upward force at an accelerated rate.
Isn't that called giving dap or something like that.
if someone leaves a fist pound hanging it's customary to use it on their face
My wife has learned that if she doesn't return the fist pound I will stalk her through the house like a Bob Dole impersonator, fist extended, until such time that she bumps the fist.
my wife and i have a secret handshake
yeah, i know, its awesome
and no, i wont show you
Does it involve her penis and your vagina? :winky:
My girlfriend and I have one too. She refuses to do the end of it though because apparently it is too lame for words.
Please describe, in great detail, the nuances of the ending handshake. If you would.
Basically you quickly move your hand back, away from theirs, hold it palm out at about chest height, give the ol' spirit fingers and go "sssshhhwaaaa."
This part had to be developed because the original secret handshake that was missing this component got compromised.
SporkAndrew on
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
My girlfriend and I have one too. She refuses to do the end of it though because apparently it is too lame for words.
Please describe, in great detail, the nuances of the ending handshake. If you would.
Basically you quickly move your hand back, away from theirs, hold it palm out at about chest height, give the ol' spirit fingers and go "sssshhhwaaaa."
This part had to be developed because the original secret handshake that was missing this component got compromised.
Your girl is crazy. Spirit fingers get you FUCKING PUMPED!
I had one that went hand shake to thumb lock. Thumb lock to finger cup grasp. Finger cup grasp to fist slam. Fist slam to fist pound. Fist pound to open palm high five forward and backwards and then we would finish it with a "shooter".
I dont wear skinny jeans, but I have tried some pretty skinny ones
Way more comfy and way more moveable in than you might think
also they lived halfway down his arse, so the crotch weren't near his
It is kind of a double edged sword because if you wear your jeans excessively baggy they hinder your mobility just the same as if you were wearing skin tight jeans in their proper positioning. I prefer to stay at a happy medium where I know my crack is covered, but my "boys" have room to breath.
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edited April 2008
I actually prefer slightly skinnier jeans
unfortunately manufacture keeps them at either extreme
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I have other friends who seem to have a h5 obsession.
I never thought of this.
Steam
Don't do it.
The waveform will collapse.
Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"
I have a guy like that except he starts out with the hand shake and immediately recedes into the fingers coiled and grasped "brotha'" (soul) hand shake - half hug combo and then thrusts the fist bump. The only problem is the transition from the "brotha'" hand shake into the fist bump always gets jumbled causing both parties to overshoot their target and slam their fist down on each others wrist.
This shouldn't even be considered a fist bump. It is more of a fist slam. Bump conveys a collision across a parallel plane where as a slam involves the use of a downward force coming into contact with an upward force at an accelerated rate.
You're some kind of freak, aren't you?
If loving the fist bump is wrong, I don't want to be right.
"It's either your fist or your ass" got a good reaction
Sick kegger, brah!
*fistpound*
Isn't that called giving dap or something like that.
Steam
"shit on my dick or pound on my fist" but you have to throw the psycho peepers at them as well and never EVER break visual lock.
My girlfriend and I have one too. She refuses to do the end of it though because apparently it is too lame for words.
Does it involve her penis and your vagina? :winky:
Please describe, in great detail, the nuances of the ending handshake. If you would.
I like to extend my index finger and pinky, as though throwing up the horns. I then say "Where's this dog going?"
My cohort will then extend his index finger and pinky and touch them to my index finger and pinky. He will then say, "To the motherfuckin' pound."
The fingers are then collapsed as the two fists collide.
Ehhh..not the pinky and index extended, but close enough.
hahaha
that is awesome pooro
Basically you quickly move your hand back, away from theirs, hold it palm out at about chest height, give the ol' spirit fingers and go "sssshhhwaaaa."
This part had to be developed because the original secret handshake that was missing this component got compromised.
Your girl is crazy. Spirit fingers get you FUCKING PUMPED!
hand shake
thumb grab (like an armwrestling hold)
finger lock
dap
dap
fist pound
rotate
all in one smooth fluid motion
fucking BURN
i need some aloe on this sick burn
haha. good times.
That is remarkably similar to ours, except ours goes:
hand shake
thumb grab
finger lock
my thumb goes over hers
her thumb goes over mine (like thumb wars)
then the spirit fingers
I suppose theres only so many ways a handshake can go without doing it through your legs or on fire.
"apply lighter fluid here"
It is just dorky enough to be charming and funny, when employed judiciously.
From my school no less
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ANJiaOH34GM&feature=user
id be more impressed if i werent so distracted by that kids douchebag hat and studded jeans
Way more comfy and way more moveable in than you might think
also they lived halfway down his arse, so the crotch weren't near his
Also they are in a band and this is their vidyer
It is kind of a double edged sword because if you wear your jeans excessively baggy they hinder your mobility just the same as if you were wearing skin tight jeans in their proper positioning. I prefer to stay at a happy medium where I know my crack is covered, but my "boys" have room to breath.
unfortunately manufacture keeps them at either extreme