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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my friend from bristol was like that always looking to fist pound.

    I have other friends who seem to have a h5 obsession.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    I have one friend who loves to high five.

    Then there is a guy at work who loves to do the fist pound. Every time I see this guy he wants to fist pound.

    what if they met

    I never thought of this.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    I have one friend who loves to high five.

    Then there is a guy at work who loves to do the fist pound. Every time I see this guy he wants to fist pound.

    what if they met

    I never thought of this.

    Don't do it.


    The waveform will collapse.

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think both of their heads would explode as the one dudes open palm collides with the others fist and neither one of them knows what to do

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have one friend who loves to high five.

    Then there is a guy at work who loves to do the fist pound. Every time I see this guy he wants to fist pound.


    I have a guy like that except he starts out with the hand shake and immediately recedes into the fingers coiled and grasped "brotha'" (soul) hand shake - half hug combo and then thrusts the fist bump. The only problem is the transition from the "brotha'" hand shake into the fist bump always gets jumbled causing both parties to overshoot their target and slam their fist down on each others wrist.

    fistbumphl9.jpg

    This shouldn't even be considered a fist bump. It is more of a fist slam. Bump conveys a collision across a parallel plane where as a slam involves the use of a downward force coming into contact with an upward force at an accelerated rate.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    This shouldn't even be considered a fist bump. It is more of a fist slam. Bump conveys a collision across a parallel plane where as a slam involves the use of a downward force coming into contact with an upward force at an accelerated rate.

    You're some kind of freak, aren't you?

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Iskander wrote: »

    You're some kind of freak, aren't you?

    If loving the fist bump is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    Pussum on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

    "It's either your fist or your ass" got a good reaction

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

    Sick kegger, brah!

    *fistpound*

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ladies lift yo' shirts!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    I have one friend who loves to high five.

    Then there is a guy at work who loves to do the fist pound. Every time I see this guy he wants to fist pound.


    I have a guy like that except he starts out with the hand shake and immediately recedes into the fingers coiled and grasped "brotha'" (soul) hand shake - half hug combo and then thrusts the fist bump. The only problem is the transition from the "brotha'" hand shake into the fist bump always gets jumbled causing both parties to overshoot their target and slam their fist down on each others wrist.

    fistbumphl9.jpg

    This shouldn't even be considered a fist bump. It is more of a fist slam. Bump conveys a collision across a parallel plane where as a slam involves the use of a downward force coming into contact with an upward force at an accelerated rate.

    Isn't that called giving dap or something like that.

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

    "shit on my dick or pound on my fist" but you have to throw the psycho peepers at them as well and never EVER break visual lock.

    Pussum on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    my wife and i have a secret handshake

    yeah, i know, its awesome

    and no, i wont show you

    My girlfriend and I have one too. She refuses to do the end of it though because apparently it is too lame for words.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Staxeon wrote: »
    if someone leaves a fist pound hanging it's customary to use it on their face

    My wife has learned that if she doesn't return the fist pound I will stalk her through the house like a Bob Dole impersonator, fist extended, until such time that she bumps the fist.

    my wife and i have a secret handshake

    yeah, i know, its awesome

    and no, i wont show you

    Does it involve her penis and your vagina? :winky:

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my wife and i have a secret handshake

    yeah, i know, its awesome

    and no, i wont show you

    My girlfriend and I have one too. She refuses to do the end of it though because apparently it is too lame for words.

    Please describe, in great detail, the nuances of the ending handshake. If you would.

    Pussum on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

    I like to extend my index finger and pinky, as though throwing up the horns. I then say "Where's this dog going?"

    My cohort will then extend his index finger and pinky and touch them to my index finger and pinky. He will then say, "To the motherfuckin' pound."

    The fingers are then collapsed as the two fists collide.

    Poorochondriac on
  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

    I like to extend my index finger and pinky, as though throwing up the horns. I then say "Where's this dog going?

    My cohort will then extend his index finger and pinky and touch them to my index finger and pinky. He will then say, "To the motherfuckin' pound."

    The fingers are then collapsed as the two fists collide.

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    Ehhh..not the pinky and index extended, but close enough.

    Pussum on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

    I like to extend my index finger and pinky, as though throwing up the horns. I then say "Where's this dog going?

    My cohort will then extend his index finger and pinky and touch them to my index finger and pinky. He will then say, "To the motherfuckin' pound."

    The fingers are then collapsed as the two fists collide.

    hahaha

    that is awesome pooro

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    My girlfriend and I have one too. She refuses to do the end of it though because apparently it is too lame for words.

    Please describe, in great detail, the nuances of the ending handshake. If you would.

    Basically you quickly move your hand back, away from theirs, hold it palm out at about chest height, give the ol' spirit fingers and go "sssshhhwaaaa."

    This part had to be developed because the original secret handshake that was missing this component got compromised.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    My girlfriend and I have one too. She refuses to do the end of it though because apparently it is too lame for words.

    Please describe, in great detail, the nuances of the ending handshake. If you would.

    Basically you quickly move your hand back, away from theirs, hold it palm out at about chest height, give the ol' spirit fingers and go "sssshhhwaaaa."

    This part had to be developed because the original secret handshake that was missing this component got compromised.

    Your girl is crazy. Spirit fingers get you FUCKING PUMPED!

    Pussum on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    here is ours:

    hand shake
    thumb grab (like an armwrestling hold)
    finger lock
    dap
    dap
    fist pound
    rotate

    all in one smooth fluid motion

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i used to have so many handshakes but then i left secondary school

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i used to have so many handshakes but then i left secondary school

    fucking BURN

    J3p on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ouch

    i need some aloe on this sick burn

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i used to have so many handshakes but then i left secondary school

    haha. good times.

    Pussum on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    here is ours:

    hand shake
    thumb grab (like an armwrestling hold)
    finger lock
    dap
    dap
    fist pound
    rotate

    all in one smooth fluid motion

    That is remarkably similar to ours, except ours goes:

    hand shake
    thumb grab
    finger lock
    my thumb goes over hers
    her thumb goes over mine (like thumb wars)
    then the spirit fingers

    I suppose theres only so many ways a handshake can go without doing it through your legs or on fire.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    although that would be a super awesome secret handshake

    "apply lighter fluid here"

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What about the high five of doom? From Rocko's modern life? I cannot find the clip anywhere

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had one that went hand shake to thumb lock. Thumb lock to finger cup grasp. Finger cup grasp to fist slam. Fist slam to fist pound. Fist pound to open palm high five forward and backwards and then we would finish it with a "shooter".

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    So what is your customary verbal companion term upon the preparation to fist pound?

    Mine is "Gimme some skin brosef"

    I like to extend my index finger and pinky, as though throwing up the horns. I then say "Where's this dog going?

    My cohort will then extend his index finger and pinky and touch them to my index finger and pinky. He will then say, "To the motherfuckin' pound."

    The fingers are then collapsed as the two fists collide.

    hahaha

    that is awesome pooro

    It is just dorky enough to be charming and funny, when employed judiciously.

    Poorochondriac on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Best shake routine ever

    From my school no less

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ANJiaOH34GM&feature=user

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Best shake routine ever

    From my school no less

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ANJiaOH34GM&feature=user

    id be more impressed if i werent so distracted by that kids douchebag hat and studded jeans

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    He was quite the... character?

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    How the hell does one attain mobility like that in jeans so. . . constricting, for lack of better words?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I dont wear skinny jeans, but I have tried some pretty skinny ones

    Way more comfy and way more moveable in than you might think

    also they lived halfway down his arse, so the crotch weren't near his

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_HjViDF0sZk&feature=related
    Also they are in a band and this is their vidyer

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I dont wear skinny jeans, but I have tried some pretty skinny ones

    Way more comfy and way more moveable in than you might think

    also they lived halfway down his arse, so the crotch weren't near his

    It is kind of a double edged sword because if you wear your jeans excessively baggy they hinder your mobility just the same as if you were wearing skin tight jeans in their proper positioning. I prefer to stay at a happy medium where I know my crack is covered, but my "boys" have room to breath.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I actually prefer slightly skinnier jeans

    unfortunately manufacture keeps them at either extreme

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