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What is the most important enhancement for Cyborgs?

gorditobanditogorditobandito Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
and why?

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  • MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    uhh...

    Lasers?

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like the one with the real OP attachement.

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  • TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    BFG attatched to their arm?
    Or maybe their penis?

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hydraulic penis.

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    bio-computer interface

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    BF Hydraulic laser penis with a bio computer interface

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    government created nanobots.

    duh.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    Hydraulic penis.
    Dual hydraulic penises for enhanced threesome experience.

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like to imagine that the OP is perhaps an actual cyborg and, upon finding this forum of obviously spirited fellows, decided to pose this question in a noble atempt to better himself.

    And the answer is obviously a hydraulic penis that shoots lasers.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dear God a morality core

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    Dear God a morality core

    i'd like to change my answer to this one

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Let's see if we can actually salvage this thread.

    First off, one has to ask what level of cyborg are you talking about? Are you talking about someone who has just had a few minor additions, someone who has replaced major parts of their body, or someone who has undergone a full body replacement? There are major considerations for each - for instance, amplifying the strength of a cybernetic arm grafted to a normal human skeleton isn't really a good idea, because the human body isn't designed for that sort of stress. Secondly, will there be restrictions placed on your body because of the modifications you have? Someone with specialized modifications could find their travel options limited thanks to arms export limits.

    That said, I would say that "must-have" modifications aren't going to be the flashy type. I would more see things like integrated filters in the lungs, internalized drug pumps, and other low-key mods getting more bang for the buck than an integrated weapon. (Remember, to integrate a weapon into a limb, you either turn the limb into just a stump that shoots things or limit the limb's usefullness in other ways.) Successful modifications should expand options, not limit them.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Something about the brain, either a wireless connection (though that would SUCK--it takes me 3 hours already to write an essay connected to the internet, imagine doing anything), something with reflexes, or skill implants--put a chip in your head for 60 bucks and learn Chinese! Something that controls the metabolism would be crazy awesome as well--imagine sprinting off a slice of cake in 15 minutes.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Moral robots make for weak ultimate killing machines.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    Dear God a morality core

    i'd like to change my answer to this one

    Sure, until OCP enacts Directive Four, and... uhh, some other shit happens, and RoboCop ends up with a jetpack and gets shit handled, but still, jetpack is the important thing here.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    (Remember, to integrate a weapon into a limb, you either turn the limb into just a stump that shoots things or limit the limb's usefullness in other ways.)

    NAH UHHH! T2.... Liquid Metal....

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    (Remember, to integrate a weapon into a limb, you either turn the limb into just a stump that shoots things or limit the limb's usefullness in other ways.)

    NAH UHHH! T2.... Liquid Metal....

    Totally unrealistic. Something like wolverine would be better.

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Did someone make the mandatory cock joke yet?

    Yes?

    Ok, I'm done here.

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  • MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You could combine all of the current suggestions:

    Morality-core-powered Liquid-metal dual hydraulic-powered laser-shooting penis

    Also, hyphens.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    An Ares predator with a built-on smartlink system connecting to their cybereyes (rating 5) with image enhancement and hopefully some high-rating reaction enhancers to give an extra edge in whatever running sprawl firefight you get into.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cyborg eyes. Visual processing takes up a very large chunk of the brain because it's just so dang useful for everyday work. Let me see into the infrared and ultraviolet! Let me see the secrets the bees are hiding!

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What you need is a penis with Speed Holes in it.

    To make it go FASTER.

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    Dear God a morality core

    i'd like to change my answer to this one

    I read it as "Dear God" - A Morality Core

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    (Remember, to integrate a weapon into a limb, you either turn the limb into just a stump that shoots things or limit the limb's usefullness in other ways.)

    NAH UHHH! T2.... Liquid Metal....

    But remember that the T-1000 couldn't shape to anything more than a blade. The T-1000 was more designed as a stealth assassination unit, not a heavy combat unit. Besides, once you get to nanotech, there are a lot more interesting ways to weaponize it.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A hive mind with other cyborgs.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cyborg eyes. Visual processing takes up a very large chunk of the brain because it's just so dang useful for everyday work. Let me see into the infrared and ultraviolet! Let me see the secrets the bees are hiding!

    Wouldn't be nearly as easy (or useful) as you think. First off, we wouldn't have the ability to comprehend what we're seeing naturally - the eye would have to shift the image data to a form we could actually process. So it would more work as filters that you can turn on to shift your eyesight's visual range. Second, visual processing takes up that much space because it's hard.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You could combine all of the current suggestions:

    Morality-core-powered Liquid-metal dual hydraulic-powered laser-shooting penis

    Also, hyphens.

    But with a morality powered penis, how would you do half of the things most internet people fantasize about?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cyborg eyes. Visual processing takes up a very large chunk of the brain because it's just so dang useful for everyday work. Let me see into the infrared and ultraviolet! Let me see the secrets the bees are hiding!

    This is probably the one I would enjoy most for everyday usefulness. Remember all the cool visors in Metroid Prime? Yeah, I want all of those built into my eyes.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Let's see if we can actually salvage this thread.

    First off, one has to ask what level of cyborg are you talking about? Are you talking about someone who has just had a few minor additions, someone who has replaced major parts of their body, or someone who has undergone a full body replacement? There are major considerations for each - for instance, amplifying the strength of a cybernetic arm grafted to a normal human skeleton isn't really a good idea, because the human body isn't designed for that sort of stress. Secondly, will there be restrictions placed on your body because of the modifications you have? Someone with specialized modifications could find their travel options limited thanks to arms export limits.

    That said, I would say that "must-have" modifications aren't going to be the flashy type. I would more see things like integrated filters in the lungs, internalized drug pumps, and other low-key mods getting more bang for the buck than an integrated weapon. (Remember, to integrate a weapon into a limb, you either turn the limb into just a stump that shoots things or limit the limb's usefullness in other ways.) Successful modifications should expand options, not limit them.

    I think the first things you'd see would be super small. Nano-bots in your system sending information possibly powered by your body, or more invasive, ones that can actually make corrections like cleaning plaque in your arteries. Really I don't believe you will ever see a half-man-half tank think rumbling down the boulevard, I predict subtle enhancements that can help integrate us with whatever tech we have out there. Why give someone a super-arm to lift heavy things when you can maybe build an expendable robot that reacts to his/her commands?

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Why give someone a super-arm to lift heavy things when you can maybe build an expendable robot that reacts to his/her commands?

    Actually, telerobotics is a major branch of robotics today. The problems are mainly lag, lag, and, well...lag.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You could combine all of the current suggestions:

    Morality-core-powered Liquid-metal dual hydraulic-powered laser-shooting penis

    Also, hyphens.

    But with a morality powered penis, how would you do half of the things most internet people fantasize about?


    No, you don't understand, it feeds its power source with morality, sucking the morality out of the very air.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    #1 thing would be replacement parts.

    The most valuable thing cybernetics can grant us is prosthetic replacements for lost limbs and organs, at least until we can grow real ones in vats.

    Beyond that, it's a toss up between increasing durability, enhancing existing abilities, and adding new ones.

    It would be pretty fun having mental control of your own robot body guards.

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  • nerdgaymernerdgaymer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    Hydraulic penis.


    Yes, of course. hentai clearly demands this.

    also tank treads to replace feeble meat legs, some sort of arm cannon with a chainsaw bayonet. The degeneration from any semblance of sanity to teeth grinding berserker can be quickened with these handy attachments

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    nerdgaymer wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    Hydraulic penis.


    Yes, of course. hentai clearly demands this.

    No way man. It would have to be robo-tentacles then.

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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Something involving carbon nanotubes, though I don't know what.

    Oh yeah:
    greed.jpg

    I also want a hydrogen fuel cell.

    And hydrogen peroxide. I don't know why.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to break the mold here and say cybernetic vaginas, boobs, and asses with a host of defenses.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Gaydar.

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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Cyborg eyes. Visual processing takes up a very large chunk of the brain because it's just so dang useful for everyday work. Let me see into the infrared and ultraviolet! Let me see the secrets the bees are hiding!

    Wouldn't be nearly as easy (or useful) as you think. First off, we wouldn't have the ability to comprehend what we're seeing naturally - the eye would have to shift the image data to a form we could actually process. So it would more work as filters that you can turn on to shift your eyesight's visual range. Second, visual processing takes up that much space because it's hard.

    Birds can do it.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This thread is going places.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Scalfin wrote: »
    Cyborg eyes. Visual processing takes up a very large chunk of the brain because it's just so dang useful for everyday work. Let me see into the infrared and ultraviolet! Let me see the secrets the bees are hiding!

    Wouldn't be nearly as easy (or useful) as you think. First off, we wouldn't have the ability to comprehend what we're seeing naturally - the eye would have to shift the image data to a form we could actually process. So it would more work as filters that you can turn on to shift your eyesight's visual range. Second, visual processing takes up that much space because it's hard.

    Birds can do it.

    I'm pretty sure birds have a relatively well developed visual cortex as well.

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