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Oh Shit

TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
Well my wife and I got a surprise while I was waiting for my delivery of Chinese Food tonight.

Three police cars and an ambulance pull up to the adjoining townhouse and three sobbing girls come tumbling out.

I guess some one there was shot, not sure if its suicide or murder.

We'd been wondering about the place since weird people had been coming and going at all hours for months.
My wife thinks its a drug den and I'm inclined to agree, especially now.

More than a little freaked out.

Hope you guys are having a less eventful time.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I thought pregnancy was somehow going to follow the first sentence of the OP

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    well now I want chinese food

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ditto. Also, holy shit. You reckon drugs maybe?

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    No pregnancy would be good news actually.

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    OH SHIT

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    I thought pregnancy was somehow going to follow the first sentence of the OP

    Damn, me too

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Not drugs...hmmmm...Brothel?

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    all waiting for snow peas

    oops a baby popped out

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Aren't you a doctor?

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  • Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    probably suicide, maybe murder-suicide

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    OH SHIT

    i just watched dr strangelove for the first time

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    man when a brothel gets raided, I cry.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    way to be a fag who doesn't watch things earlier

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    oh man.

    also i thought pregancy too. though i am not sure howthat would happen, someone runs in maybe and forces your wife to pee on the pregnancy strip

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    so what did you order

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    I thought pregnancy was somehow going to follow the first sentence of the OP

    I thought Dominoes was gonna show up instead of the Chinese food.

    Did you guys hear the shot or any kind of ruckus?

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain Smiggy wrote: »
    Ditto. Also, holy shit. You reckon drugs maybe?

    Yeah, strange people are always coming and going from the place at weird times. Sometimes little kids are hanging out in the backyard for hours while adults are inside, and there have been several fights there before.

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think wife+got a surprise automatically=baby for most people. That's some hardcore math right there

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what did your wife order

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    yourclothes wrote: »
    way to be a fag who doesn't watch things earlier

    it's true, i'm a fag

    but it was a good fuckin movie

    what were all of peter sellers' roles?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    OH SHIT

    i just watched dr strangelove for the first time
    The hell is wrong with you, boy?

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain Smiggy wrote: »
    Not drugs...hmmmm...Brothel?

    That's my second thought.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    i know someone who got hit in the head with a decorative axe by drug dealers

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    yourclothes wrote: »
    way to be a fag who doesn't watch things earlier

    it's true, i'm a fag

    but it was a good fuckin movie

    what were all of peter sellers' roles?

    Pres, Strangelove and....shit. Third one? Advisor?

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    so what did you order

    We split egg fu young, moo shu, kung po chicken, wonton soup and egg rolls

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    OH SHIT

    i just watched dr strangelove for the first time
    took you long enough

    reminds me

    I need to watch full metal jacket again for inspiration

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no crab rangoons?

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Staxeon wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    I thought pregnancy was somehow going to follow the first sentence of the OP

    I thought Dominoes was gonna show up instead of the Chinese food.

    Did you guys hear the shot or any kind of ruckus?

    No we got home just before ordering the food, shit went down before it got here, the delivery guy looked like he was scared shitless.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    so what did you order

    We split egg fu young, moo shu, kung po chicken, wonton soup and egg rolls

    sounds yummy.

    get any fortune cookies?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you should have stiffed him for a tip

    just to thoroughly ruin his day

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    British officer. Fuck. I'm ashamed now.

    Not as bad as when my mate talked for a ful twenty minute about the "Dreggs" in clockwork orange. I just let him keep going about how funny the name was, like they were the dregs of society. I felt soothed

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    i liked george c. scott's performance more than sellers', though

    purely because of when he's explaining how the bomber pilots can fly under almost any circumstances

    the look on his face is fucking amazing
    Oooh. Good point. I need to rewatch this again anyway.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Theidar wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    so what did you order

    We split egg fu young, moo shu, kung po chicken, wonton soup and egg rolls

    sounds yummy.

    get any fortune cookies?

    Of course, haven't opened mine yet.

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "You will be close to a death tonight"

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    i liked george c. scott's performance more than sellers', though

    purely because of when he's explaining how the bomber pilots can fly under almost any circumstances

    the look on his face is fucking amazing

    HELL Y-

    *looks around*

    *puts a hand to his mouth*

    though i did get a kick out of sellers and the general

    'you'll answer to the coca-cola company'

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity"

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Sneak! wrote: »
    no crab rangoons?
    god you are making me so hungry

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