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HEY MAN, NICE SHOT
Calamity Jane
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The song "Hey Man, Nice Shot" appears in all sorts of trailers for movies because it's a pretty goddamn kickin' song.
Though, unless you've actually listened to the lyrics you'd of never have thought it was about some fella blowing his head off because he felt he was backed into a corner really bad.
He was Treasurer of Pennsylvania, and his ass got convicted of receiving kickbacks. He didn't take the plea bargain offered and was looking at 55 years of prison time and an ungodly fine.
After a heartfelt speech he started handing out envelopes to some dudes.
He proceeded to pull a giant revolver out of an envelope as newspeople and children at home on their snow day and their parents watched him blow his brains out on live television.
But you'd never have guessed this only after hearing bits and pieces of it in the Iron Man trailer.
Any songs you've listened to that have big ol' stories behind em?
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And then I saw "children," "live tv" and "blow his brains out"
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Steam
what did you think he was saying?
also, that Bud Dwyer vid was probably one of the first horrible things i'd ever seen thanks to the internet.
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Though to be fair there are always songs like that.
Filter?
If you've seen trailers and commercials you've heard it at least once.
Hey machine nation or something, I could never actually tell.
But then when I got my sirius radio and saw the name of the song I was all, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
Steam
Yeah I'm usually good with this stuff
but no part of it sounds familiar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMJVpn4BM_Y
Aside from its use in the aforementioned Iron Man trailer it was also tastelessly used in a Powerade or Gatorade commercial.
And now I can't stop. It's like potato chips I can't stop watchings its.
So I found more.
I think I have a problem.
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you'd think a 357 magnum would leave a bigger exit wound
Yeah you'd think.
I know there are some bullets that leave cleaner holes and have less shock, but still...
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maybe it NASCAR'd in his skull. heard that happens occasionally.
in which case your death will be painful as the bullet likely hasn't gone clean through your body
interesting
( do not look for it, it is seriously a dude shooting himself in the head. For real )
very little phases me any more, even stuff like this
why? because i've spent the past 4 years taking tests on dead bodies. I have seen some shit
Hot lead and bruised organs
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it's worse when they're either stark naked or wearing like one of their mom's dresses
it's not graphic, but wow it just roots into your brain
Are you in medical school
is it all you dreamed of, practicing on corpses?
I wish I could afford medical school...I want to go so badly. In fact it is the only thing I want to go to school for.
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Tell me your stories.
You seem to know of things I want to hear about.
edit: not being a pervert. This stuff just paints a graphic psychological picture that I relish.
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dead things never really phased me
things dying, though, still gets me a little squeamish.
classic videos, like people being hit by .50 cal bullets not so much; but ones like the video where a dude hit by a bomb blast is lying down in a pool of his own blood, vomiting up on himself as soldiers surrounding him try to reach into his pockets for some form of ID and he tries to push their hands away. that one got to me.
cop school
the professors here for thast like 5 years have big old stiffies for forensics, even to to try to teach the freshmen that NO CSI IS NOT REAL. NOBODY WORKS LIKE THAT
good god that shit's retarded
payoff vs. negatives in that situation, urrrggghhhh
Can we also be such as, like, friends.
Tell me about more fucked up corpses.
I once saw a corpse floating in a marsh. It was bloated and had leeches.
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I think what gets me about the AEAs is that, if they were alive,they would have done ANYTHING in the world to make sure they don't get discovered like that
like if someone came up to them an hour before their death and told them they were going to die from strangling themselves while masturbating and wearing one of their mom's dresses, hanging from a TOWEL tied around their necks hung from a door frame, legs not even off the ground, they've shit and pissed themselves and there are porno mags EVERYWHERE
if someone had told them that, and that they could avoid it by going out right them and murdering 10 children.
People would murder those kids
it's a hard way for a body to be found.
No one wants to answer "I'm so sorry about your child, how did he die?"
with
"He was trying to achieve a massive orgasm by jerking off while strangling himself."
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it is unfortunate that people die, but god do they leave behind some stories.
In the newspaper this kids obituary straight up read:
"Jason
, COD : Auto-erotic Asphyxiation,"
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apparently this is bad to read, Not safe for soul
I think that day we were talking about land mine bans
"He just insisted on going to bed with them and then one night he accidentally got it stuck around his neck."
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