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Tapir Tuesday!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Babies tapirs are an overlooked member of the cute animal crew.

    Everyones always goin on an on about puppies, kittens, and otters, but what about puptapirs?

    Thank you dru, for overlooking the otter just this once to bring tapirs to our attention.
    hell yeah dude, baby tapir!
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Unfortunately they grow up to look like big retards wearing big diapers.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Unfortunately they grow up to look like big retards wearing big diapers.
    So do humans.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What do they eat

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What do they eat
    inquisitive canadians

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    there is a guy walking around who looks kinda like a tapir

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What do they eat
    inquisitive canadians

    sniffing me out with those...those things

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    there is a guy walking around who looks kinda like a tapir
    kovak?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Unfortunately they grow up to look like big retards wearing big diapers.
    So do humans.

    I hope to be dead before my next diaper wearing period.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Framling wrote: »
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    This is actually from a book entitled "Panda and Not a Panda"

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it's all so clear now

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That is infact, not a panda.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Can I suggest a Meerkat Monday?
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    stop the hatin' Fram!

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim, you fool!

    The only good tapir is a dead tapir!

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I had no idea about Otterday. So here you go.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Does anyone remember that one episode of the Tick cartoon where he's fighting those weird mayan guys in baseball uniforms who say "Itlan"

    And Tick eats some weird jungle fruit and trips balls and thinks a Tapir is talking to him.

    So he makes the Tapir his pet and calls him "Speak" and wonders why the thing never talks to him again.

    That episode is all I can think of when I see Tapir

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My stepmom hates tapirs.

    For no good reason.

    When my sister was getting married, she thought the day would go by too quickley and she'd forget everything, so she wanted to film it.

    My stepmom was pissed, she said, no way in hell are we going to pay for a videotapir.

    ba dum chsss

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Druhim, you fool!

    The only good tapir is a dead tapir!
    The Tapir Anti-Defamation League insists that you cease these unfounded rumors about the gentle and lovable tapir! If you will not stop slandering our clients, we will be forced to take legal action against you.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh Shit!

    Turns out Speak is a Capybara.

    Now I don't care about tapirs at all.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    I can't wait for Chupacabra Chupathursday

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tell me more Filler!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I can't wait for Chupacabra Chupathursday
    go to Taco Bell and try their new Chupalupa; tender, marinated chupacabra in a crispy chalupa shell with your choice of salsas:
    • red
    • green
    • yellow
    • extra red

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I can't wait for Chupacabra Chupathursday

    is it bad form to respond to this with "chupathingy"?

    is that too old for the internet?

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like the Lesser Panda.
    Poor little guy gets a raw deal. Nobody waits in line to see the Lesser Panda. Just because he isn't too retarded to procreate.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    omg adorable

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    awww you're making me want to snuggle with pandas and put my panda sig back up

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Baby tapirs can't hold a candle to those babies

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My bong broke last night, so I'm getting a new one.

    I'm naming her Angelina Bowlie.

    That is all.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Listen to them squeak!

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008

    My heart just grew three sizes

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jordyn and I went to the San Diego zoo after Comic Con last year, and we were gonna see the panda exhibit they have there.

    Then we found out the line to see the pandas is like nine miles long.

    So we didn't see those fucking pandas.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh man when we saw him the baby had climbed up into a tree and was sleeping and it was so cute and I hugged him so much with my mind.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Oh Shit!

    Turns out Speak is a Capybara.

    Now I don't care about tapirs at all.

    that nonetheless was one of the best episodes of the series

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I kind of pity pandas. They live in the extreme conditions of the mountains in China and only feed on a plant that has next to zero nutritional value and so they must eat ridiculous amounts to survive. And when the mother gives birth, she has to sit in a cave for months at a time caring for a little peanut sized baby until it is old enough and large enough to survive without her for a while so she can get food.

    But they're so adorableeeeee.

    Also pangolins are pretty cool looking and they have no teeth.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I can't wait for Chupacabra Chupathursday

    Rank this has me laughing for a truly inordinate amount of time.


    Also I'm tempted to make that thread on Thursday.

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