The Tapir Anti-Defamation League insists that you cease these unfounded rumors about the gentle and lovable tapir! If you will not stop slandering our clients, we will be forced to take legal action against you.
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I like the Lesser Panda.
Poor little guy gets a raw deal. Nobody waits in line to see the Lesser Panda. Just because he isn't too retarded to procreate.
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I kind of pity pandas. They live in the extreme conditions of the mountains in China and only feed on a plant that has next to zero nutritional value and so they must eat ridiculous amounts to survive. And when the mother gives birth, she has to sit in a cave for months at a time caring for a little peanut sized baby until it is old enough and large enough to survive without her for a while so she can get food.
But they're so adorableeeeee.
Also pangolins are pretty cool looking and they have no teeth.
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sniffing me out with those...those things
I hope to be dead before my next diaper wearing period.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
This is actually from a book entitled "Panda and Not a Panda"
The only good tapir is a dead tapir!
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
And Tick eats some weird jungle fruit and trips balls and thinks a Tapir is talking to him.
So he makes the Tapir his pet and calls him "Speak" and wonders why the thing never talks to him again.
That episode is all I can think of when I see Tapir
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
For no good reason.
When my sister was getting married, she thought the day would go by too quickley and she'd forget everything, so she wanted to film it.
My stepmom was pissed, she said, no way in hell are we going to pay for a videotapir.
ba dum chsss
Turns out Speak is a Capybara.
Now I don't care about tapirs at all.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
is it bad form to respond to this with "chupathingy"?
is that too old for the internet?
Poor little guy gets a raw deal. Nobody waits in line to see the Lesser Panda. Just because he isn't too retarded to procreate.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I'm naming her Angelina Bowlie.
That is all.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
My heart just grew three sizes
Then we found out the line to see the pandas is like nine miles long.
So we didn't see those fucking pandas.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
that nonetheless was one of the best episodes of the series
But they're so adorableeeeee.
Also pangolins are pretty cool looking and they have no teeth.
Rank this has me laughing for a truly inordinate amount of time.
Also I'm tempted to make that thread on Thursday.