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Iron Man FTW

Nohbody8Nohbody8 Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
I have been told, in no uncertain terms, that threads regarding movies belong in this forum so here goes. Just got back from watching Iron Man. Pretty good despite being an origin picture. I'd say the movie's worth your money for Robert Downey, Jr. alone but I might be in the minority on that one. If you do go see it, make sure you can stay through the credits as you'll receive a nice little present.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • Nohbody8Nohbody8 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are you saying I should have simply posted a reply to that thread instead of starting a new one for people who had seen the movie?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yup

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That is very much - indeed, precisely - what he is saying.

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  • Nohbody8Nohbody8 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, considering the topic of discussion had shifted out of the Marvel Universe entirely, I thought a new thread might be called for. Especially since that thread was about the trailer and this one is about the feature length movie.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I contend that you're wrong Senj. I contend that this thread is, in fact, necessary.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oy gevalt

    Don't let the name Debate and Discourse confuse you; I wasn't stating an opinion

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    I contend that you're wrong Senj. I contend that this thread is, in fact, necessary.

    [cite]

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    oy gevalt

    Don't let the name Debate and Discourse confuse you; I wasn't stating an opinion
    I disagree.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nohbody8 wrote: »
    Well, considering the topic of discussion had shifted out of the Marvel Universe entirely, I thought a new thread might be called for. Especially since that thread was about the trailer and this one is about the feature length movie.

    It is still very much on-topic, actually, and posting in it would always be better, in the long run, than starting a new one.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    oy gevalt

    Don't let the name Debate and Discourse confuse you; I wasn't stating an opinion
    I disagree.

    This is because your conclusion rests on false premises.

    False premises which I believe to be untrue, and disagree with

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Follow along, if your cock dick lumber obssesed brain can Senjutsu, and think of the fact that the objective purpose of this thread is the discussion of the Iron Man movie. Meanwhile, the other thread only shares the name. Vaguely at best.

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  • Nohbody8Nohbody8 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    It is still very much on-topic, actually, and posting in it would always be better, in the long run, than starting a new one.

    I see that it is now. For some reason, the last page it took me to was eleven instead of sixteen. That aside, I still don't see why it's better to post in that thread than start a new one for people who will see the movie in the next couple of days.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Follow along, if your cock dick lumber obssesed brain can Senjutsu, and think of the fact that the objective purpose of this thread is the discussion of the Iron Man movie. Meanwhile, the other thread only shares the name. Vaguely at best.

    But how do you define movie?

    Certainly people in the early twentieth century referred to movies as "talkies" and "moving picture shows", likely because they contained moving pictures and had too much talking and too few titties.

    I submit to you that the other thread putatively on the subject of this "Iron Man" fellow concerns itself with a "trailer", which is IN FACT nothing more than a series of moving pictures with too few titties!!

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Follow along, if your cock dick lumber obssesed brain can Senjutsu, and think of the fact that the objective purpose of this thread is the discussion of the Iron Man movie. Meanwhile, the other thread only shares the name. Vaguely at best.

    But how do you define movie?

    Certainly people in the early twentieth century referred to movies as "talkies" and "moving picture shows", likely because they contained moving pictures and had too much talking and too few titties.

    I submit to you that the other thread putatively on the subject of this "Iron Man" fellow concerns itself with a "trailer", which is IN FACT nothing more than a series of moving pictures with too few titties!!
    I will, reluctantly, concede the lack of titties. However, I don't think the "movie" Iron Man can count of any of the things you listed, as the entire "film" consists of nothing but computer generated graphics and automated voice production. Which is essentially just ones and zeros. What I'm saying here is this isn't a movie or trailer or talkie so much as a very long, very simple math equation. Lacking titties.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You have set up a preposterous false dichotomy between "movie" and "film" on the one hand and mathematics on the other.

    This is a dichotomy of the falsest, most dichotometric kind. It is obvious that the referent of this mathematical equations is a viewer-constructed draumaturgical naratology in the post-constructivist sense, and that we may validly interpret the corpus of the thread concerning it's discourse with the "trailer" instantiation of the aforementioned equation as nothing more than a pre-temporal meta-criticism of the text of the movie (equation, trailer) as a connected body.

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  • HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nohbody8 wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    It is still very much on-topic, actually, and posting in it would always be better, in the long run, than starting a new one.

    I see that it is now. For some reason, the last page it took me to was eleven instead of sixteen. That aside, I still don't see why it's better to post in that thread than start a new one for people who will see the movie in the next couple of days.

    :whistle:Worker bees can leave
    Even drones can fly away
    The queen is their slave
    :whistle:

    I'm cool.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You're presupposing the equatorial relation of movie to math subjective realism. This isn't fucking Ayn Rand's uterus, it's reality cunt licker. The equation outweighs any liberal arts conjecture you come up with for the value of your "art." The simple fact of the matter is is that guy named Mike sat at his computer over the weekend and fapped out his favorite Iron Man fan fic for Universal and did it all with a number pad. There's no relation to your unnecessary theory of postqualitative exemporal assumptions.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    You're presupposing the equatorial relation of movie to math subjective realism. This isn't fucking Ayn Rand's uterus, it's reality cunt licker. The equation outweighs any liberal arts conjecture you come up with for the value of your "art." The simple fact of the matter is is that guy named Mike sat at his computer over the weekend and fapped out his favorite Iron Man fan fic for Universal and did it all with a number pad. There's no relation to your unnecessary theory of postqualitative exemporal assumptions.

    Don't foist your atheism on me, baby killer. I simply wanted to see Almighty God's law kept with here, by aborting it in its infancy and transferring its sacred stem cell posts to an already living thread.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    You're presupposing the equatorial relation of movie to math subjective realism. This isn't fucking Ayn Rand's uterus, it's reality cunt licker. The equation outweighs any liberal arts conjecture you come up with for the value of your "art." The simple fact of the matter is is that guy named Mike sat at his computer over the weekend and fapped out his favorite Iron Man fan fic for Universal and did it all with a number pad. There's no relation to your unnecessary theory of postqualitative exemporal assumptions.

    Don't foist your atheism on me, baby killer. I simply wanted to see Almighty God's law kept with here, by aborting it in its infancy and transferring its sacred stem cell posts to an already living thread.
    Stem cells aren't sacred. They're valuable in the sense that they'll give Mother Theresa laser vision, but there's nothing holy going on there. Meanwhile you're supporting the same people who support cow rapers and gay bashers by not giving your money to Universal.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    You're presupposing the equatorial relation of movie to math subjective realism. This isn't fucking Ayn Rand's uterus, it's reality cunt licker. The equation outweighs any liberal arts conjecture you come up with for the value of your "art." The simple fact of the matter is is that guy named Mike sat at his computer over the weekend and fapped out his favorite Iron Man fan fic for Universal and did it all with a number pad. There's no relation to your unnecessary theory of postqualitative exemporal assumptions.

    Don't foist your atheism on me, baby killer. I simply wanted to see Almighty God's law kept with here, by aborting it in its infancy and transferring its sacred stem cell posts to an already living thread.

    no u

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    'cism, sir.

    That is blatant and unrepentant racism and I accuse you of both bias and shenanigans towards people of races.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    'cism, sir.

    That is blatant and unrepentant racism and I accuse you of both bias and shenanigans towards people of races.
    Racism? Racism? Where the fuck do you even get off on that shit? I offer valid and perfectly reasoned arguments and what do I get in return? "BLARGLE BLARGLE BLARGE RACISM." I'm sorry this isn't communist China, but you have to come up with something better than insults to make it on the objectivist powering internet.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Abloo ablloo abloo

    Are you circumcised? Do you know the pain that I and people like me go through daily? We must put an end to this mutilation and demand that threads about movies not be grossly severed from other threads about the same thing.

    You sir are worst than Hitler

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh, goodness. This thread is going places.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh why don't you just whine about the lost wages of the top 2% of America? Why don't you stop blaming minorities for your problems and accept that you don't need all that money and watch the fucking equation?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh, goodness. This thread is going places.

    Please don't derail this thread with irrelevant meta-debate. Thank you.
    Oh why don't you just whine about the lost wages of the top 2% of America? Why don't you stop blaming minorities for your problems and accept that you don't need all that money and watch the fucking equation?
    Listen. You know who's black? Bill Cosby. Mr. Cosby now travels the nation preaching the politics of personal responsibility to black communities nationwide, all over America. Teaching them to stop blaming others and start working together to better their own lives without asking for outside help.

    Mr Cosby has a PhD in Education.

    Clearly, sir, there is something you could learn from Mr Cosby.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh, goodness. This thread is going places.

    Please don't derail this thread with irrelevant meta-debate. Thank you.
    Oh why don't you just whine about the lost wages of the top 2% of America? Why don't you stop blaming minorities for your problems and accept that you don't need all that money and watch the fucking equation?
    Listen. You know who's black? Bill Cosby. Mr. Cosby now travels the nation preaching the politics of personal responsibility to black communities nationwide, all over America. Teaching them to stop blaming others and start working together to better their own lives without asking for outside help.

    Mr Cosby has a PhD in Education.

    Clearly, sir, there is something you could learn from Mr Cosby.
    Know who else is black? Will Wright.

    Will.

    Wright.

    Oh yes, I fucking went there. Will Wright is an immense douchebag and a detriment to the Assyrian culture. How can you claim blacks are even competent to breath when Cosby isn't vehemently denouncing everything Wright says? How can you even claim to not be prick masher?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Will Wright gets up Too Damn Early. Nobody seriously cares about the opinion of a man who rises before 9 in the AM. Learned physicists tell us that the morning hours before 9 are a load of rubbish and at any rate just a theory.

    Just a theory. Evolution is just a theory, and you are proposing that this thread act as some kind of offspring to the previous thread, but that sir stinks of the theory of procreation which is Just a Theory and at any rate is a sexist and patriarchal notion which I will hear none of.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Your "theory" applies to everything. Is gravity just a theory? Music? String? No. It's solid fucking fact like Iron Man Equation Law and your mother, who should be baking sugar cookies right now to support my guns rights bake sale.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Guns. Oh ho. There it is. Violence.

    Violence is always the means by which the looters and the moochers attempt to live off the hard work of the Heroic Individual. The hard-working, salt of the earth orange farmer who by god swam to this island 28 god-damn years ago and through sheer force of his will grew him some epic mother-fucking oranges.

    And then the looters and the moochers show up with their weapons and their starvation and they expect him to share. No. This Far. No further.

    The sweat of my brow let me show my entitlement to it to you

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm not even going to read your post because you know what it was?

    "Blah blah blah blah I'm wrong blah"

    You can't compare wages to guns. Our fashion industry, essentially the back bone of the north american economy, is focusing on sleek but casual collars this year which means unskilled laborers to assistant managers need assistance if the industry is to make any money at all.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes but those chinos are made in China, and are bought in exchange for money. Money which goes to Chinese people. Chinese people from China. China's behavior in Tibet is unconscionable.

    Business casual supports the destruction of Tibetan culture.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am going to show you my donger.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know what? Fuck it. I don't care. You're clearly too incabable to argue whatever inane point you have that justifies subjugating thirf world countries. Try again when you aren't spewing gay hate speech.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are you calling my hate speech gay?

    That is very homopobic of you. My hate speech enjoys sodomy with other men in a purely post-gender dionysian fashion.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fag.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A breeder says what?

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm sorry but I'm not actually replying to you anymore.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Boo. Get off the stage!

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