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Down Home With Racism

PenileArcadePenileArcade Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
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I was eating lunch today and looking for something to watch, but nothing was on, so I settled for Down Home with the Neelys on Food.

For dinner they made deep fried chicken wings.

For dessert, they made a watermelon sorbet.

I've told 5 people about this, and only one so far has understood why I thought it was hilarious. Basically I need to share this with more people who will understand why it is funny. And can confirm for me that my friends are morons and I need new friends.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    No, John, it is you who are morons.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This thread's gonna be gold, GOLD is say.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hilarious.

    This thread is making me want some wings.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No, John, it is you who are morons.

    and then john was a morons.

    (goddamnit why do I think this is still funny)

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    once i was sitting on my front porch and this old black man comes strolling down the sidewalk with a watermelon under one arm and a sack full of kfc and malt liquor under the other

    had the biggest grin i ever seen

    that dude did not give a fuck what anybody lookin' at him thought

    go on with your bad self, old man

    keep on rockin'

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh man

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    to thine own self get your grub on

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  • SpeakeasySpeakeasy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    horseshoe what is your sig from

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    shit i am blanking on the webcomic right now

    it's good sometimes though

    the cheez fries one was pretty awesome

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man, fuck that

    chicken wings are delicious
    watermelon is delicious

    let people eat delicious things in peace

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    watermelon and chicken wings are delicious

    damnit taters

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this one time, my black manager bought wings n things for the other black manager, and then my black co-worker ran in to the break room to mooch.

    He bought them all orange fanta in return.

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  • SpeakeasySpeakeasy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    man, fuck that

    chicken wings are delicious
    watermelon is delicious

    let people eat delicious things in peace

    oh i know

    i just figured some dudes would shy away from those things because they project an ignorant stereotype or whatever

    no this dude

    he did not give a fuck

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    shit, what's the white guy food stereotype?

    Don't say mayo, that's a condiment and I hate it anyway

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    man, fuck that

    chicken wings are delicious
    watermelon is delicious

    let people eat delicious things in peace

    oh i know

    i just figured some dudes would shy away from those things because they project an ignorant stereotype or whatever

    no this dude

    he did not give a fuck

    I do believe "not givvin a fuuuuuuuuuck" is also a stereotype sometimes associated with the african-american culture.

    Perhaps he was faulting that as well.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    shit, what's the white guy food stereotype?

    Don't say mayo, that's a condiment and I hate it anyway

    mayonaise and white bread

    mayo sandwiches

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sushi

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i got back from ohio this morning!

    i ate the biggest watermelon i have ever had

    america is nice but the watermelon is excessive it was the size of my body

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008

    I can't understand what that little girl was saying

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    white bread is the best bread

    well, blueberry is good

    and sourdough

    but wheat and rye are shit from a butt

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This thread is essentially a clean slate. Premium real estate.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wheat and rye bread are great

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sam neill gives an awful lot of credit to our ancestors

    but they died so what the hell do they know

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I mean, what are ya gonna do. They really do love wings and watermelon.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    who the fuck eats rye bread

    shit

    I'm just going to start baking corn cobs into loafs and selling those

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    I mean, what are ya gonna do. They really do love wings and watermelon.

    so do i

    so

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Wings are delicious

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sam neill gives an awful lot of credit to our ancestors

    but they died so what the hell do they know
    Don't doubt a man who can dance that well

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I like the snake rocker knob

    where you got it

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I thought white people ate macaroni and cheese.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I like the snake rocker knob

    where you got it

    i made it

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    who the fuck eats rye bread

    shit

    I'm just going to start baking corn cobs into loafs and selling those

    Would alleviate the need to roll your corn cob in butter, which leaves the unsightly concave dent in your butter.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So what else did they make on the show.

    Because I would love some fried chicken recipes and some watermelon recipes and I bet the rest of the stuff they made is good, too.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Just do like the dad on WarGames, and use a slice of bread.

    I think that was WarGames.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Just do like the dad on WarGames, and use a slice of bread.

    I think that was WarGames.

    Could we take vitamins, and COOK the corn?

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