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The worlds of Batman and Hermit Crab fanatics, together at last!

Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Gentlemen. Behold.

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Merchandising gone too far or perhaps just far enough? I mean, what madman merch cog thought that this would be a reasonable investment? I think this was like, something someone wrote on the end of an "ideas" list as a lark that somehow got stamp-approved.

Nothing says "Ladies" like when you carry in your Batman mobile hermit crabratory along on your dates, bar mitzvahs, or Praxis exams. If you are not prepared, you get a care book. And bat-crab shells!

I am convinced I am simply dreaming in my chair and not actually witnessing this.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    $7.00

    That's a great deal.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    but it doesn't come with a hermit crab?

    are you just supposed to go hunt for your own?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ladies

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hermit crabs are like the worst pets.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you're just jealous

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    batman's a scientist

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    You should buy it just to see if the included care booklet has clip-art versions of Batman providing crab pro-tips from the page corners.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that is kind of neat, i guess

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    but it doesn't come with a hermit crab?

    are you just supposed to go hunt for your own?


    You have to crash through the ceiling panes of a pet store, cape unfurled. Grasp the pet owner's throat, your eyes narrow. "I'm (in need of ) Batman (hermit crabs, sir)."

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    developing crab-repellant bat-spray

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would jump on that shit for $7.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man if it turns out Jordan secretly has crabs these people are going to make a mint.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man if it turns out Jordan secretly has crabs these people are going to make a mint.

    Oh lord.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw these at the pet store a while back

    they also have Superman, Spider-Man and the Little Mermaid

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    Batman: WHERE ARE THE HERMIT CRABS?

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    developing crab-repellant bat-spray

    They're Bat-crabs

    They're prepared

    Dely Apple on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    developing crab-repellant bat-spray

    They're Bat-crabs

    They're prepared

    well, that's it, pack it in, we're doomed

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw these at the pet store a while back

    they also have Superman, Spider-Man and the Little Mermaid

    did you buy the latter two

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CRABULON ATTACK

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i had a pet hermit crab once
    once i figured he wouldn't do anything but pinch me and poop goo i let him die

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    i had a hermit crab that stabbed me in the palm one time

    i couldn't shake him off

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    children think hermit=kermit or some shit
    who knows what i thought hermit was
    it sounded like a fun name

    these must be fun crabs. DAD I WANT A FUN CRAB.
    damn i was so wrong as a kid.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    so who edited the wiki on hermit crabs

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have a non-batman sponsered ant farm.

    they are digging.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    so who edited the wiki on hermit crabs

    why are you blaming us, keith

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    so who edited the wiki on hermit crabs

    why are you blaming us, keith

    come on

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just read through the body of that article THREE TIMES trying to find what the hell you're talking about and only when I was about to give up did I pay attention to the top of the page.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    keith you strike me as the type of person who would edit a wiki for "fun"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    keith you strike me as the type of person who would edit a wiki for "fun"

    well i don't

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I saw these at the pet store a while back

    they also have Superman, Spider-Man and the Little Mermaid

    did you buy the latter two

    I did not. My love only goes so far.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I saw these at the pet store a while back

    they also have Superman, Spider-Man and the Little Mermaid

    did you buy the latter two

    I did not. My love only goes so far.

    your love is like a river

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I saw these at the pet store a while back

    they also have Superman, Spider-Man and the Little Mermaid

    did you buy the latter two

    I did not. My love only goes so far.

    your love is like a river

    capable of swelling and wiping out coastal villages destroying the lives of thousands of innocents?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I saw these at the pet store a while back

    they also have Superman, Spider-Man and the Little Mermaid

    did you buy the latter two

    I did not. My love only goes so far.

    your love is like a river

    capable of swelling and wiping out coastal villages destroying the lives of thousands of innocents?

    I think he meant that it is full of silt

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I didn't read that as silt

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

    daylight come and me wan go home

    hide de deadly black tarantula

    daylight come and me wan go home

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    we almost watched that last night

    and clue

    but nooo mully and arsenic had to pick short circuit

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I value beetlejuice much higher than clue

    short circuit is a toss up

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    they are still digging.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    it was "bad 80s movies night"

    and we watched labyrinth? it didn't fit all the criteria

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    none of those movies are bad, though

    failure

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