I got no problems with most cops, but semi drivers who drive their semis like they are driving such as SUVs can take a flying leap off a pier into a shit sandwich
I got cutoff by a semi this afternoon, fucker didn't even use his turn signal to get in my lane. Then he cut off the old lady he was passing without a signal as he got back in her lane.
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people who don't know how to use turn signals
whether they just don't sue them
or leave them on
they all need a rectum-destroying car crash like nobody's business
I give semis plenty of room just in case
Then in the mall he ran into me and yelled at me something about 'tell me to get off my phone again see what happens"
I'm like dude first of all I didn't say shit
Second of all you were breaking the law by being on your phone while driving anyway so whatever
And third did you seriously just do a "do it again pussy" is this high school all over again
I think you'll find that the high school mentality is quite prevalent in life
And I finally put a name to him this morning
I'm almost positive that was my old wrestling coach that I haven't seen in almost five years
Irony: He's a high school english teacher
"Are we still in high school" and then I realize it's a teacher
That may not be irony but it's funny as hell
why did you not tell him to go fuck himself
I believe the phrase "stupid sack of shit" and also the word "dumbfuck" were used
EVER
I look absolutely nothing like my picture now though (no more glasses, a lot less hair)
This is a thing I will do
Try to find one of those 280z
those are classy (and before modern anti-theft)
the stairs were feeling you back?
I was driving today in my 07 Caliber
And I was at the stoplight, and look to my right
I see a guy in an old Ferrari
I know not the year just that that it is a Ferrari and it is beautiful
And he had the top down and I wanted to just get out and drag him out of it and run away with that car and give him mine in exchange
I wanted to high five the owner
Also a local repair shop got a new courtesy car, and they rusted the shell. It looks like the shittiest car in the world but runs perfectly
Not nearly as cool as me feeling up the stairs.
"I'm mistah crabs, gimme all the moneys!"
it woke up his five year old
they sold pounds and pounds of dirtweed out of a horrible 2 room apartment with their two kids in it
You'll get a code on the ninth to unlock Body Surf immediately instead of waiting till later in the game
FYI
Yes
I'm trying to escape prototype talk for a few days and LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
this weekend is gonna be so slow
Last time I went to court I got to watch them sentence a homeless woman in a wheelchair to 3 months
The whole affair is just so goddamn depressing
Should I not have laughed at this?
Because, I laughed
astonishingly retarded