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RARGH FUCK THE POLICE ANGER AND OTHER SUCH EMOTIONS

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    my greatest hate on the road

    people who don't know how to use turn signals

    whether they just don't sue them
    or leave them on

    they all need a rectum-destroying car crash like nobody's business

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I got no problems with most cops, but semi drivers who drive their semis like they are driving such as SUVs can take a flying leap off a pier into a shit sandwich

    I give semis plenty of room just in case

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Yesterday a dude almost drove into my car coming around a corner in the parking lot

    Then in the mall he ran into me and yelled at me something about 'tell me to get off my phone again see what happens"

    I'm like dude first of all I didn't say shit

    Second of all you were breaking the law by being on your phone while driving anyway so whatever

    And third did you seriously just do a "do it again pussy" is this high school all over again

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    um wiggin

    I think you'll find that the high school mentality is quite prevalent in life

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    The dude looked vaguely familiar too

    And I finally put a name to him this morning

    I'm almost positive that was my old wrestling coach that I haven't seen in almost five years

    Irony: He's a high school english teacher

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wiggin I'm not sure that's irony

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I feel down the stairs ironically this morning

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    wiggin I'm not sure that's irony

    "Are we still in high school" and then I realize it's a teacher

    That may not be irony but it's funny as hell

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Like ray-hee-ain on your wedding day

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    someone displaying high school immaturity turns out to be a high school teacher? that's p ironic, yeah

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I fought the urge to key the living piss out of his shiny black SUV that's completely unnecessary in the wild suburbs of Syracuse

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wiggin that is amazingly passive aggressive

    why did you not tell him to go fuck himself

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I got cutoff by a semi this afternoon, fucker didn't even use his turn signal to get in my lane. Then he cut off the old lady he was passing without a signal as he got back in her lane.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I gave the cliff notes version there chief

    I believe the phrase "stupid sack of shit" and also the word "dumbfuck" were used

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am picking up my license in an hour B)

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Getting your license is the best feeling ever

    EVER

    I look absolutely nothing like my picture now though (no more glasses, a lot less hair)

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Not really because I have no car and currently no way to support one

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Do you know anybody with a car that you can steal

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Do you know anybody with a car that you can steal

    This is a thing I will do

    Try to find one of those 280z

    those are classy (and before modern anti-theft)

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I feel down the stairs ironically this morning
    like



    the stairs were feeling you back?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Do you know anybody with a car that you can steal

    This is a thing I will do

    Try to find one of those 280z

    those are classy (and before modern anti-theft)

    I was driving today in my 07 Caliber

    And I was at the stoplight, and look to my right

    I see a guy in an old Ferrari

    I know not the year just that that it is a Ferrari and it is beautiful

    And he had the top down and I wanted to just get out and drag him out of it and run away with that car and give him mine in exchange

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I saw a rusted out 80's something with I AM THE WALRUS spray painted on the side and all sorts of hilarious shit on it

    I wanted to high five the owner

    Also a local repair shop got a new courtesy car, and they rusted the shell. It looks like the shittiest car in the world but runs perfectly

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I feel down the stairs ironically this morning

    Not nearly as cool as me feeling up the stairs.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Once, I smoked a blunt with a 30 year old drug dealer from the ghetto, and halfway through he began to dance around and shout

    "I'm mistah crabs, gimme all the moneys!"

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    it woke up his five year old

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    haha

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    his name was g, and he lived with a women named moe

    they sold pounds and pounds of dirtweed out of a horrible 2 room apartment with their two kids in it

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    his name was g, and he lived with a women named moe

    they sold pounds and pounds of dirtweed out of a horrible 2 room apartment with their two kids in it
    did you know there were kids in the apartment when you went over there?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Guys if you're going to get Prototype go register for the newsletter on their site

    You'll get a code on the ninth to unlock Body Surf immediately instead of waiting till later in the game

    FYI

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    his name was g, and he lived with a women named moe

    they sold pounds and pounds of dirtweed out of a horrible 2 room apartment with their two kids in it
    did you know there were kids in the apartment when you went over there?

    Yes

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Like raneados on your wedding day

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Guys if you're going to get Prototype go register for the newsletter on their site

    You'll get a code on the ninth to unlock Body Surf immediately instead of waiting till later in the game

    FYI

    I'm trying to escape prototype talk for a few days and LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

    this weekend is gonna be so slow

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    his name was g, and he lived with a women named moe

    they sold pounds and pounds of dirtweed out of a horrible 2 room apartment with their two kids in it
    did you know there were kids in the apartment when you went over there?

    Yes
    classy

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Going to court today for that break in waaaaaaaaay back in like I think november

    Last time I went to court I got to watch them sentence a homeless woman in a wheelchair to 3 months

    The whole affair is just so goddamn depressing

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Going to court today for that break in waaaaaaaaay back in like I think november

    Last time I went to court I got to watch them sentence a homeless woman in a wheelchair to 3 months

    The whole affair is just so goddamn depressing
    oh no she'll actually get fed and not be rained on for a quarter of a year

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Going to court today for that break in waaaaaaaaay back in like I think november

    Last time I went to court I got to watch them sentence a homeless woman in a wheelchair to 3 months

    The whole affair is just so goddamn depressing
    oh no she'll actually get fed and not be rained on for a quarter of a year

    Should I not have laughed at this?

    Because, I laughed

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Going to court today for that break in waaaaaaaaay back in like I think november

    Last time I went to court I got to watch them sentence a homeless woman in a wheelchair to 3 months

    The whole affair is just so goddamn depressing
    oh no she'll actually get fed and not be rained on for a quarter of a year

    astonishingly retarded

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Going to court today for that break in waaaaaaaaay back in like I think november

    Last time I went to court I got to watch them sentence a homeless woman in a wheelchair to 3 months

    The whole affair is just so goddamn depressing
    oh no she'll actually get fed and not be rained on for a quarter of a year

    astonishingly retarded
    yeah, you can be sometimes

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst, you went from "decent" to "unrepentent, stupid jackass"

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well, what did the wheelchair woman do to be sentenced for three months?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    petty larceny

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