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No Wizard Teachers, Millions of Muggles Dead, Wizardry still considered gay.

DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad TouchYour local playgroundRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Substitute teacher fired in the county next to mine for "Wizardry." I shit you not.

What the hell Pasco. Most counties in this area look down on Pasco for it's horrible decisions on all matters.

Us Floridians aren't all like this. Just an unfortunately high enough percentage to get noticed.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers." He says, "Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away."

    I said, "Well, Pat, can you explain this to me?'

    "You've been accused of wizardry,'"

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    can we kick florida out of the union yet

    just saw it off

    give it to cuba

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Can't stop laughing.

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THEIR TITLES LIKE THIS

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dude

    Florida sucks.

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    But yeah Germany or Florida, mirite

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    as a Floridian, I can officially say that not all of the sta-

    oh fuck it, it sucks down here.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What the hell Florida

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this is spectacular

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    whoop whoop flordia!

    furthermore, 561 rep Palm Beach

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "Is this your card?"

    "WIZAAAAARD!"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    how do you even explain this to your next employer?

    "oh i see you were fired, why was that"

    "wizardry"

    it obviously goes under the "skills" section of your résumé

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "well I'm sorry Dick we can't accept your resume."

    "IT'S BECAUSE I'M A WIZARD ISN'T IT. GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE."

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    But yeah Germany or Florida, mirite

    I don't even know what you're saying here.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    we don't know he's a wizard until we get a verdict from the Cyclops Court

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Illusions, WFTV...

    also

    He might have gotten away with it if he wouldn't have put on his robe and wizard hat.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would be pretty ecstatic if I was accused of wizardry.

    Being a scientist would make it all that much better.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hahahahhahha

    fucking damnit


    I swear, pinellas and hillsborough aren't bad

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    They can't fire him until they throw him into a pool first and see if he floats

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that principal wasn't the brightest lumos in the department

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    But yeah Germany or Florida, mirite

    I don't even know what you're saying here.

    It's a well know fact that all the weirdos in the world, and all the macabre and such, emanate from Germany or Florida.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    But yeah Germany or Florida, mirite

    I don't even know what you're saying here.

    It's a well know fact that all the weirdos in the world, and all the macabre and such, emanate from Germany or Florida.

    man did you fucking forget japan or something?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL

    We have to contain this sudden upsurge of magic-craft!!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There's a reason I didn't want my mother raising my nephew in that god forsaken state.

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i've grown up in Florida, why weren't any of my teachers wizards

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL

    We have to contain this sudden upsurge of magic-craft!!

    hahaha what

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Japanese are taken in a case by case basis, most of the time you'll find that an individual will have clear ties to either Germany or Florida.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    old news, miessnerd

    t teefs- BAHAHAHA

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    old news, miessnerd

    t teefs- BAHAHAHA

    but topical

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this better get made into a movie starring Ryan Gosling

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it's Africa, what did you expect

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    old news, miessnerd

    t teefs- BAHAHAHA

    but topical

    not tipical

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wow florida, wow

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    wow florida, wow
    47 pages later...


    COCKS!

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so is anybody going to mention the "not following lesson plans" part

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so who here's a wizard

    give us the thaumaturgical viewpoint on this story

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would rather be quite pleased if I never had to journey to Florida again.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If I was an employer and I saw that an applicant had been fired from their previous job for Wizardry

    I'd leap on that fucking instantly

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