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[Night Watch Phalla] - Light Ones - Game Over: Dark Ones Win!

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I do hope it is extended, although in my ordinary capacities I rather hate day 1 anyway, so actually belay that, let's get this ball rollifying.

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited May 2008
    So who were we voting for again?

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Alright, I'm blaming Speed Racer for VH's absence! :winky: I'm out for Mother's Day crap now (rock your mom, everyone) and hope there will be updates when I am home!

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey all. VH said earlier that he would end Night 1 at the same time as the phalla was locked but that everyone would get a PM if they hadn't submitted an action so that could do so.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Official Announcement

    Voting is now open for Day 1. Voting will remain open until 8 PST/11 EST tonight. Actions for Day 1 may also be sent in until that time. If you have already sent in an action for Day 1, it is not necessary to resend it unless you are changing it. Please send any questions to visiblehowl.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Do the current votes stand, or should we vote again?

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Current votes stand as they are.

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Before I go try and round up my own in a moment does anyone have vote count for us?

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I believe Deliroland and Trueneverborn are in the lead. My actual counts are unrelliable because I forgot this phalla had no retractions untill I was halfway done so I am preaty sure I double counted some votes.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I won't have time tonight, so my earlier random vote stands.

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Holy crap we're back on, I need to put on some pants.

    Maximus on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Holy crap we're back on, I need to put on some pants.

    absolutely not necessary

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Holy crap we're back on, I need to put on some pants.

    absolutely not necessary

    I thought this was a family game Grundl? ;-)

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So, thirty minutes left, right?

    Anyone want to make out?

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I do.

    But not with you.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Day 1 has ended. Yay.

    All votes and actions at or before 7:59PM PDT (10:59PM EDT) will count. All votes and actions at or after 8:00PM PDT (11:00PM EDT) will not count.

    Results will be up as soon as everything is tallied, and narration will follow after that.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Narration will be sort of on time tonight.

    Don't get used to it.

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Narration will be sort of on time tonight.

    Don't get used to it.

    Late is fine as long as the narrations don't suck :P

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm back.
    How the hell did Infidel know I went to see Speed Racer last night?

    Phalla is serious business. :winky:

    Remember that I was getting my forum fix with D&D chat F5ing when Phalla got banned? :lol: You only talked about it quite a bit and planned another screening entirely in the thread. :P

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Round 1 Deaths

    (color coded by faction)

    B:L - Light Enchanter
    Bliss 101 - Dark Sorceror
    Grundlterror - Light Enchantress
    Oatway - Dark Vampire
    spaik - Dark Purist Sorceror
    TrueNeverborn - Light Enchanter

    PMs will start going out shortly.

    Round 2 will end 8PM PDT / 11PM EDT on Monday, May 12.

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Guess Mr. "Minimal Poster" Darkie was telling the truth. Too bad for them.

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    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Grundlterror!!!! No!!!!!!!! How will I know if it's appropriate to put on some pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ooh, and they lost a "special" Vamp.

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    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Note: Narrations will not necessarily reflect what actually happened in the game.

    Although sometimes they will.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh Spaik!

    sucks.

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Deaths are in player alphabetical order, and not by cause as far as I can tell. Although both votes being at the bottom made me double check. :D

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yay I didn't die!

    Now I shall cast magic missile at the darkness. Pew pew pew.

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh, son of a bitch, I realized that Enchanter and Enchantress are different. Damn you, similar class names!

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yay I didn't die!

    Now I shall cast magic missile at the darkness. Pew pew pew.

    Careful, that might bring down the Inquisition. :P

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    Careful, that might bring down the Inquisition. :P

    I don't think he is online at the moment so it is safe for now.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yay I didn't die!

    Now I shall cast magic missile at the darkness. Pew pew pew.

    Awesome abotkin and pew pew pew guy are on my side ! yip yip! :mrgreen:

    Egos on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Yay I didn't die!

    Now I shall cast magic missile at the darkness. Pew pew pew.

    Awesome abotkin and pew pew pew guy are on my side ! yip yip! :mrgreen:

    I'm not your guy buddy!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    aww, you hurt my feelings sabs :(

    Egos on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Yay I didn't die!

    Now I shall cast magic missile at the darkness. Pew pew pew.

    Awesome abotkin and pew pew pew guy are on my side ! yip yip! :mrgreen:

    I'm not your guy buddy!

    He's not your buddy, friend!

    Obbi on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    aww, you hurt my feelings sabs :(

    And you hurt Terrance and Phillipe's feelings!

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bliss 101 sat on the bench at Central Park and stared at the New York skyline. He reached into his coat pocket and removed a pipe, and then drew a pouch of tobacco from another pocket. He laboriously transferred just the right amount of tobacco from the pouch to his pipe, and then lit it with a match. Bliss 101 was an old Other, but he had not lost his appreciation for high quality tobacco. This specific tobacco was from a special farm in Kentucky. He had made sure to become especially good friends with this particular farmer, due to the award winning tobacco the farm produced each year. The farmer gave Bliss 101 the prime leaves from his crop, for which Bliss 101 paid him generously. Yes, Bliss 101 was an Other who enjoyed his tobacco.

    Sighing, Bliss 101 puffed on his pipe a couple times, and then addressed the trees behind him. “I know you’re there. I may not be worth much, but I know when somebody’s trying to sneak up on me.”

    The Light One chuckled and approached the bench. “I should have known better. You’ve been around for much too long to miss the obvious signs I was giving.” He sat down on the bench next to Bliss 101. “So, have you heard the latest? I hear someone’s going around killing Dark Ones.”

    Bliss 101 nodded sagely. “Yes, indeed. I too have heard things, similar tales about fallen Light Ones.” The Light One’s face clouded momentarily, and he growled, “Impotent fools, they were not careful enough.”

    Bliss 101 glanced sidelong at his companion and said, “I hope you’re not expecting me to be as incautious as they were. You’ll be sorely disappointed if that’s the case.” The Light One grinned and said, “Of course not, I would never be so foolish. What could I do with you staring right at me? In any case, we all abide by the treaty, no?”

    The bolt of light energy struck Bliss 101 in the side of the face, killing him instantly. The Light Other stood from the bench and was joined by a taller man. “Good work. Another source of evil purged from the earth. Our cause grows stronger.” The shorter man nodded and replied, “Yes, our mission progresses well. Perhaps next we should…wait, do you see that?”

    The taller man glanced over his shoulder. “Yes. Leave it to me.” He shook the smaller man’s hand, and then opened a Light portal, disappearing from view. The remaining Light One took a seat on the bench. He rummaged through Bliss 101’s jacket and found the pipe. Lighting it, he took a couple puffs, and started coughing violently. Shaking his head, he tucked the pipe back into Bliss 101’s coat, and then, waving his hands, set the body ablaze. By the time his companion had returned, dragging a Dark Other by the scruff of his collar, Bliss 101’s body had disappeared.

    The tall Other tossed spaik to the ground and addressed the smaller man. “It seems we have doubled our success for tonight, my friend.” The smaller man shook his head. “He is so weak, he is hardly worth killing.”

    “Please!” spaik cried, “Please spare me! I…I have information! I’m part of a group, we’re trying to stop the renegade Dark Ones from killing you! Maybe we can work together! Can we come to some kind of agreement?”

    The two Light Ones looked at each other for a moment, as if contemplating what spaik had offered. Then the smaller one looked at him and said “Clearly you’re not familiar with our work. We’re not particularly interested in agreements with Dark Ones…agreements of any sort.” He stretched out his hand, and a bright flash of light was all that marked spaik’s passing from the world.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Okay, this one's for real:

    Gorilla Salad has voluntarily resigned from the game. Last Son will be taking his place.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Good'ay everybody.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    All PMs for Round 1 should now be sent out.

    Please send me a message if you did not get a PM or if you think there is an error in what you received.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Last Son wrote: »
    Good'ay everybody.

    obviously evil.

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