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Two dudes arrested for being awesome.
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Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
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from Reuters' Oddly Enough
Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong
Fri May 9, 2008 1:27pm EDT
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong
Fri May 9, 2008 1:27pm EDT
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
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one of them confessed?
Kind of.
They can't really find any evidence because they can't find the skull, and there's been too much rain lately so they can't find the body they allegedly took it from.
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ahahahaha
Today I was digging a grave for a dead animal and came across a bone probably from some pet that died a decade or more ago. The irony hit me and suddenly I couldn't stop laughing because all I could think of was Zelda Rubenstein and "Carol Anne - Go into the Light!"
today wins
(the other one: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=57647)
god speed, ralph. god speed
That's awesome.
I want to ninja kick the damn kid in the face, but I can't deny that his adventure is pretty rad.
he also has the baddest of asses of stories to tell for the rest of his life
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
one month later he is kicking himself
seriously
for not banging them
Prostitutes are, as a rule, dumb as paint cans, but I don't think they'd have sex with a 13 year old. Especially seeing as they were escort services, not actual street hookers.
You know, the legal kind of "escorts"
The kind that take credit cards instead of cold hard cash and/or smack.
Really? because i never thought of that! Thanks Macro9, you're so helpful!
I mean, what self respecting call girl will have him now
talk about a wasted opportunity
Using your dad's credit card to pay for hookers to play Halo with you at age 13 is an awesome story to tell years later.
Using your dad's credit card to pay for hookers to have sex with you at age 13... that's a story you tell your therapist years later.
busting in with all this reality and experience.