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Rankenphile
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Seriously, you know what's awesome?
Like, hella balls awesome?
This guy.
You see, he was in this band, maybe you heard of 'em? Called Talking Heads and babydoll, they were the cat's motherfuckin' meow.
If you ain't never seen it, I don't care who you are, go find a copy of the Stop Making Sense live concert DVD and turn it up. Watch. It's pretty fuckin amazing. Dude comes out on stage, dressed like that doof up there, with nothing but a tape player and a guitar. Plays a song. Next song, he adds one more person. Next song, more and more, until the whole stage is changing and there's this incredible electric fucking energy just radiating out of this dude. Pretty damn crazy amazing. Then they strip it back down to just him, standing there, rockin' your damn soul out.
So, yeah. That's David Byrne for ya.
You know who else is cool?
This guy here. This guy, this fuckin' guy, this fuckin' guy?
He's a goddamn Ghostbuster. Are you a Ghostbuster? Shit no you ain't no Ghostbuster. You damn wish you was a Ghostbuster.
You know what else this fucker here is? Only like the best goddamn awesome actor guy in like the history of being cooler than you, is all. Been in, like, a shitload of great classics. Fuckin What About Bob, fuckin Groundhog Day, fuckin Rushmore and Ed Wood and fuckin Stripes and shit. You ain't been in none of those movies.
So yeah, he's cooler than you, too.
Shit, know who else is cooler than you?
This dude.
See, that guy, his name's Mark. He was in a band, too, and it was awesome. Called themselves Devo, did a bunch of great songs and wore silly hats, you probly heard one of their songs or something. But, like, when most of us would be all "Shit, man, I was the guy in the lego hat singing that hit song on the radio from like twenty damn years ago son, respek" he's all "nah I wanna keep working and being awesome" and so he did. Guy's an artist, but even cooler than that, he's done all kinds of work making music for movies and tv shows and comemrcials, and loves sneaking subliminal messages in the commercials, like one he did for Pepsi where it has the words "Sugar is bad for you" in it a bunch of times. ANd, like, the music he does for movies is crazy good. The soundtrack for the Royal Tennenbaums alone is fuckin brilliant. Shit, dude's done too much to list here, go check it out your damn self.
So, like, there's three people who are way cooler than you are.
Ain't that a bitch.
Like, hella balls awesome?
This guy.
You see, he was in this band, maybe you heard of 'em? Called Talking Heads and babydoll, they were the cat's motherfuckin' meow.
If you ain't never seen it, I don't care who you are, go find a copy of the Stop Making Sense live concert DVD and turn it up. Watch. It's pretty fuckin amazing. Dude comes out on stage, dressed like that doof up there, with nothing but a tape player and a guitar. Plays a song. Next song, he adds one more person. Next song, more and more, until the whole stage is changing and there's this incredible electric fucking energy just radiating out of this dude. Pretty damn crazy amazing. Then they strip it back down to just him, standing there, rockin' your damn soul out.
So, yeah. That's David Byrne for ya.
You know who else is cool?
This guy here. This guy, this fuckin' guy, this fuckin' guy?
He's a goddamn Ghostbuster. Are you a Ghostbuster? Shit no you ain't no Ghostbuster. You damn wish you was a Ghostbuster.
You know what else this fucker here is? Only like the best goddamn awesome actor guy in like the history of being cooler than you, is all. Been in, like, a shitload of great classics. Fuckin What About Bob, fuckin Groundhog Day, fuckin Rushmore and Ed Wood and fuckin Stripes and shit. You ain't been in none of those movies.
So yeah, he's cooler than you, too.
Shit, know who else is cooler than you?
This dude.
See, that guy, his name's Mark. He was in a band, too, and it was awesome. Called themselves Devo, did a bunch of great songs and wore silly hats, you probly heard one of their songs or something. But, like, when most of us would be all "Shit, man, I was the guy in the lego hat singing that hit song on the radio from like twenty damn years ago son, respek" he's all "nah I wanna keep working and being awesome" and so he did. Guy's an artist, but even cooler than that, he's done all kinds of work making music for movies and tv shows and comemrcials, and loves sneaking subliminal messages in the commercials, like one he did for Pepsi where it has the words "Sugar is bad for you" in it a bunch of times. ANd, like, the music he does for movies is crazy good. The soundtrack for the Royal Tennenbaums alone is fuckin brilliant. Shit, dude's done too much to list here, go check it out your damn self.
So, like, there's three people who are way cooler than you are.
Ain't that a bitch.
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This doesn't look like a real photograph for some reason.
Like I've had The Best of Talking Heads forever
But I just realized how great Nothing But Flowers is
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also Nature Boy
like, like joke, etc.!
right click>save as
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I mean he's the type of guy who would sleep with your mother, not call her and you and him would still be cool.
Satans..... hints.....
Also, my trip to Portland a couple weeks ago was rife with Talking Heads reference, so thumbs up Rank.
man I only wish me and Bon Scott were all cool with each other.
but I had these fellas on my mind tonight so there ya go.
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got burning down the house turned up super high right now
do you know about this japanese electronic rock band that basically loves devo called polysics\
also aren't mark mothersbaugh's postcards cool?
That's cool dude.
Bowie is a pretty swish cat.
Satans..... hints.....
huh, whatta ya know?
Fonzie got classy.