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Fortune Cookies and Various Superstitions
GoldenSeducer
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Okay, well, my brother and I bought some really awesome Chinese food for dinner tonight. I opened my fortune cookie and this was my fortune:
Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans!
Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 12, 24, 27, 33
Really... what the fuck, Chinese Fortune Cookie? This could apply to any and all plans I'm making or enacting right now. I don't believe in astrology, but I wholeheartedly believe in fortune cookies. Never. Mock. The cookies. I also throw salt over my shoulder if it spills. I developed that habit around some very superstitious friends.
So, what fortunes have you stumbled across in your cookie breaking? Or what superstitions do you follow?
Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans!
Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 12, 24, 27, 33
Really... what the fuck, Chinese Fortune Cookie? This could apply to any and all plans I'm making or enacting right now. I don't believe in astrology, but I wholeheartedly believe in fortune cookies. Never. Mock. The cookies. I also throw salt over my shoulder if it spills. I developed that habit around some very superstitious friends.
So, what fortunes have you stumbled across in your cookie breaking? Or what superstitions do you follow?
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But I keep two fortunes in my wallet from the two times I got chinese food last time I visited America.
The first one, 2 days after I arrived said "There is excitement to be found everywhere you go"
The second, just before I went home said "You are wise to be deeply attached to your family and home"
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They are always like "You are a good business man"
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
"Your lucky number is: irrelevant"
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pipe you're from brisbane, surely you remember that regurgitator song
happiness is a kung-foo-sing
no one does
I mean, what the hell do you do with that
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I have hung out with Ben Ely and eaten in Qwan's restaurant.
But I mean, the only way to get fortune cookies here is to go to an Asian grocery store and buy a box.
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One place I went to had them. Mine said "The waiter slept with your wife."
Thanks, fortune cookie.
i'm pretty sure you can get boxes of kong foo sing from like woolies around here
but then again i guess sydney has a pretty big asian population
I was the best one in the town, let me tell you
Bunch of little old Mexican ladies just sitting around. Blinding Satan.
I was always told that if your fortune cookie was empty, it meant that you had no fortune and were going to die.
Extraordinary takes time
Since it was takeout though, you're pretty well boned.
That was it
Evidence please
Also, isn't this Tyracora?
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My grandmother used to throw a plate out onto the lawn every new year
It had a reason, I just forget what. It was to ensure a good year.
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like a plateful of food? or like just a plate from the house? if so, did you go get it after?
And I have one on this desk that says "You will live a long and wealthy life"
I've had a few that were poorly thought out. Like "Your cheerful outlook brightens the life of men around you." Brought a few good laughs tho.
Well it was an empty plate
I think you were SUPPOSED to break it on the lawn
But she'd just toss it and we'd get it the next day
Then we started using paper plates
We were lazy superstitious people.
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