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Infomercials

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
so guys

what's your favorite infomercial

I know you've all seen 'em, you'd be watching Hammerman or whatever and then THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR RON POPEIL'S MAGICAL DICK POCKETS

or what have you

I always had a soft spot for the food dehydrator myself

that dude made turkey jerky look pretty good

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    magicbullet makes me hungry

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Billy Mays is the best infomercial huckster ever.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anything with Matthew Lesko. Guy must do 30 pounds of crack a day.

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  • StavrenStavren Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Peter Popoff, or whatever the hell his last name is.

    New larger Miracle Spring Water!

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    its actually a remix of an infomercial but
    this one be hoppin yo'

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bowflex

    Jacked off to that so much

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Anything with Matthew Lesko. Guy must do 30 pounds of crack a day.

    I used to work at the cell phone store he frequented

    he wears that question mark suit everywhere

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  • Fubar'dFubar'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i like one that tries to sell you useless bullshit

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish the guy who sells oxi clean would stop yelling at me

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Anything with Matthew Lesko. Guy must do 30 pounds of crack a day.

    I used to work at the cell phone store he frequented

    he wears that question mark suit everywhere

    did you kiss him?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Anything with Matthew Lesko. Guy must do 30 pounds of crack a day.

    I used to work at the cell phone store he frequented

    he wears that question mark suit everywhere

    Was he always crazy?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Anything with Matthew Lesko. Guy must do 30 pounds of crack a day.

    I used to work at the cell phone store he frequented

    he wears that question mark suit everywhere

    did you kiss him?

    no he looks like a crazy old man

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sham-wow

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I wish the guy who sells oxi clean would stop yelling at me

    That's Billy Mays.

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  • StavrenStavren Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I wish the guy who sells oxi clean would stop yelling at me

    I like to imagine that guy working at a Wal-Mart or something.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Billy Mays needs to calm the fuck down.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    When I was really young and dopey, I loved those old40's-50's CD collection of arguably 900 CDs, featuring every jukebox hit of that decade. I am a sucker for 20-second clips of songs, I guess.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I wish the guy who sells oxi clean would stop yelling at me

    That's Billy Mays.

    HEY OXI CLEAN IS REALLY GOOD AT GETTING OUT STAINS YOU SHOULD BUY SOME WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BEING LOUD AND AGGRESSIVE WELL MAYBE IF YOU BOUGHT SOME CLEANING PRODUCTS I WOULDN'T HAVE TO YELL SO MUCH

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  • Fubar'dFubar'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    set it and forget it

    and then watch your house burn to the ground

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    my dad actually ordered a bowflex

    guess who isnt using it right now

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    You know you're tired when infomercials start sounding good

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    my dad actually ordered a bowflex

    guess who isnt using it right now

    You?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Who can forget Chef Tony and his knives that can cut concrete?

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    The old buckwheat pillow one with the Asian dude that would say "It's good for your neck."

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    My dad got one of those Citrus Express thingies. It actually works fairly well.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    its actually a remix of an infomercial but
    this one be hoppin yo'

    I love "video no longer available"!

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  • StavrenStavren Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cuts right through a ginsu knife.
    EDIT: What? Why would you delete that post?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what about that really hyperactive british guy

    or the Juiceman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Y0gVYKupA

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    My dad got one of those Citrus Express thingies. It actually works fairly well.

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    You got all that from one bag of oranges?

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SOTAR!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I love the Easy Off BAM guy

    He has a magnificent beard

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I love the pasta pro commercial where it's all "Whoa, draining pasta is realllllllly hard huh?" and then showing a lady just kinda chucking a big pot of spaghetti and boiling water in the general direction of a strainer in a sink.

    Man, if you can't figure out how to get pasta out of hot water, you have no business being in a kitchen at all.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aw crap.

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SOTAR, Talisman

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lesko really is something else.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I love the Easy Off BAM guy

    He has a magnificent beard

    Again, Billy Mays.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sonny wrote: »
    SOTAR, Talisman

    Oh I thought that was a cry for me getting a hotlinked message.

    ANd yeah, give me a few.

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