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I hate my shitty redneck town

Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I finished my sophomore year of college and I've been home a couple weeks, and let me tell you this place is pretty terrible

There is very little in the way of entertainment here and the fucking Wal-Mart is the economic and social center of this town, as in people will actually go to Wal-Mart just to hang out, to see and be seen

But the populace of this town are the most abysmally inbred white-trash hicks you will ever meet; imagine, if you will, a cross between Deliverance and the Mos Eisley cantina, and you have it about right

I am friends with most of the people who are actually worth anything, but this summer they're all in summer school or going abroad or just staying in their college towns and getting apartments. I have a job that keeps me busy during the day but with nobody else here, the nights are crushingly boring and I suppose I will have to travel somewhere soon or I will lose my mind


So you guys who also live in shitty towns, tell me how shitty they are.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Speaking of hicks; Gummo was certainly a memorable filum.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    cool sig j3p

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is a good thing, Ghost. Remember this when you graduate, and get the fuck out of your hick-ass town ASAP. Towns like that are black hole that will drain your soul.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    well, you have an internet connection, do you have a theatre in town?

    there, you're set

    also, i guess a hometown girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever could help

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to live in Canon City, CO. Shit town surrounded by five fucking prisons. Walmart was the biggest attraction. People were excited when they found out a fucking Dennys was being built. About this mind blowing development, one person I knew said "This town is growing too fast."

    I shit you not.

    Best place to go to dinner? Chilis. The bowling alley had 10 fucking lanes. In comparison, the one where I'm living now has 62.

    Fuck that place.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    hahahah oh god i did not realize this was the first page of a thread for some reason

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You guys have Cheerwine in NC though; surely homelife can't be all that bad with it's sweet and clean cherry flavor?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Look at Mr fucking Clean Shirt. Too good for your home ay?

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I live in Franklin, TN

    not really much white trash

    well the special kind of white trash that drive hummers

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    oh you think your redneck town is shitty, huh?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've lived in both Center Point and Seguin, Texas. Don't talk to me about shitty redneck towns.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I learned a valuable lesson while living in that pit.

    Anyone who sports a full grown mustache is an asshole.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    I learned a valuable lesson while living in that pit.

    Anyone who sports a full grown mustache is an asshole.

    But it is mustache May. You have to have a mustache for mustache May.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    I learned a valuable lesson while living in that pit.

    Anyone who sports a full grown mustache is an asshole.

    But it is mustache May. You have to have a mustache for mustache May.

    march also starts with an M (!)

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bright Lights, Big City

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    I learned a valuable lesson while living in that pit.

    Anyone who sports a full grown mustache is an asshole.

    But it is mustache May. You have to have a mustache for mustache May.

    march also starts with an M (!)

    March is mullet month silly.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i hate Napa because i am not old enough to wine taste and there's literally nothing else to do here

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Rutherfordton,+N+Carolina&geocode=&dirflg=&daddr=Chapel+Hill,+NC&f=d&sll=35.377294,-81.95715&sspn=0.062564,0.11673&ie=UTF8&z=8


    make it happen buddy

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i hate Napa because i am not old enough to wine taste and there's literally nothing else to do here
    But such good wine. Mmmmmm...

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i hate Napa because i am not old enough to wine taste and there's literally nothing else to do here

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i hate Napa because i am not old enough to wine taste and there's literally nothing else to do here

    I might fly out there in September to go wine tasting with my girlfriend.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd rather live in a small town than live in this city for the rest of my life.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait, the name of the town you're in is actually Rutherfordton, Ghost?

    I was assuming that was a joke. Wow.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Radville, Saskatchewan

    trust me when i say there is no way your town is more redneck than my old town

    trust me

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i live in suburbian splendor. so boring for a 20something single dude.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i live in suburbian splendor. so boring for a 20something single dude.
    I can fix that 'single' problem you're havin' :winky:

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i live in suburbian splendor. so boring for a 20something single dude.

    I dream of living there someday.

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    I live in Franklin, TN

    not really much white trash

    well the special kind of white trash that drive hummers

    Ha! My job had me there for about a week a few months ago. That Irish bar you guys got downtown there was pretty cool. Cute waitress.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    redfenix wrote: »
    well, you have an internet connection, do you have a theatre in town?

    there, you're set

    also, i guess a hometown girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever could help

    Man, all the girls left here are underage or they're fat ugly redneck chicks

    And our theater has four screens

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i live in suburbian splendor. so boring for a 20something single dude.

    I dream of living there someday.

    well, it is nice enough. but i swear, there are too many damn kids on ma lawn. the lawn being the patch of grass right outside our porch. Also, oh my word, so many hot milfs everywhere.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are you a fucking man? IF so why are you sticking around if you hate it so much?

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Speaking of hicks; Gummo was certainly a memorable filum.

    Christ I hated that fucking movie.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait, you guys have a walmart?

    god we were blessed with having a drug store

    Our source of entertainment?

    only thing we had in town was a bowling alley

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i live in suburbian splendor. so boring for a 20something single dude.

    I dream of living there someday.

    well, it is nice enough. but i swear, there are too many damn kids on ma lawn. the lawn being the patch of grass right outside our porch. Also, oh my word, so many hot milfs everywhere.

    I had a problem for a while with kids fucking around in my back yard (I had and apple and a pear tree and they would steal my fruit) but an airsoft gun fixed that.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i love my town for having a chipotle, a qdoba, a california tortilla, a baja fresh, a taco bell, and some delicious local mexican placeall within 3 miles of where i live. I could have a different burrito every day of the week!

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i love my town for having a chipotle, a qdoba, a california tortilla, a baja fresh, a taco bell, and some delicious local mexican placeall within 3 miles of where i live. I could have a different burrito every day of the week!

    What glorious town has these staples of existance so close together?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    columbia, maryland, my friend. Come on down, we can kick back, go to the green turtle and watch hot moms afrollick and stuff our face with burritos.

    hmm, are you sure they were kids and not monkeys?
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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Mad Iron wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    I live in Franklin, TN

    not really much white trash

    well the special kind of white trash that drive hummers

    Ha! My job had me there for about a week a few months ago. That Irish bar you guys got downtown there was pretty cool. Cute waitress.

    wait
    wait wait wait

    i think i am that waitress D:

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    columbia, maryland, my friend. Come on down, we can kick back, go to the green turtle and watch hot moms afrollick and stuff our face with burritos.

    hmm, are you sure they were kids and not monkeys?
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    What's that move called? The Ball-Cradler?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/2/2e/DrEvazan.jpg/250px-DrEvazan.jpg[/img] wrote:
    I hate your shitty redneck town.

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