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Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
but fig newtons, man?

those motherfuckers are FRUIT and CAKE.

what's the deal, Canada? do you not have Fig Newtons?

I have not seen them in the store. my wife has never heard of them. did I fall into some bizarre dimension?

WE DEMAND FRUIT AND WE DEMAND CAKE

THIS IS A REVOLUTION

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One more reason Canada sucks.

    Fig Newtons are awesome.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I haven't had a fig newton in a while. I think I'll buy some.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    truly God has forsaken Canada if they don't have the simple joys of fruit and cake

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jaffa Cakes.

    Chocolate and jaffa!

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What about freshly baked soft chocolate chip cookies?

    Fig newtons are no match for such a thing.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've eaten them. I live here.

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    They call them Fig Rolls I think..

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I really want to try a Mexican wedding cookie. They taunt me with their powdery goodness.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was never a fig newton fan, weird texture and weird aftertaste. Now nutter butters, those are the best.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    How do they get the fig into the fig roll? that's what I'd like to know

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    What about freshly baked soft chocolate chip cookies?

    Fig newtons are no match for such a thing.

    WHAT PART OF FRUIT AND CAKE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

    IF I HAD A PISTOL YOU WOULD SO BE WHIPPED

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I could give a fig

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I was never a fig newton fan, they suck. Now nutter butters, those are the best.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dee Kae you do not understand.

    Shoe is a hard motherfucker

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    zephyr you don't know anything about shit

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I was never a fig newton fan, they suck. Now nutter butters, those are the best.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uwc1GuHgF-0

    come on

    edit goddamnit you can only watch it if you click the link

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    What about freshly baked soft chocolate chip cookies?

    Fig newtons are no match for such a thing.

    WHAT PART OF FRUIT AND CAKE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

    IF I HAD A PISTOL YOU WOULD SO BE WHIPPED

    Maybe I'm not old enough to appreciate them.

    Cookie cakes? HOW ABOUT THOSE? THOSE ARE DELICIOUS!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    anyone who prefers nutter butters over fig newtons was obviously touched inappropriately as a child

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr, lostwords; you are both the coolest mother fuckers ITT.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    moer like fag newton.

    Seriously though, they are pretty good.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    anyone who prefers nutter butters over fig newtons was obviously touched inappropriately as a child

    Hey now, you can't rape the willing.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    no they aren't.

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  • CraigopogoCraigopogo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There used to be these President's Choice cookies that were, like, cookie sandwiches. They were chocolate chip cookies with that chocolate creme stuff in between.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    see, the problem with fig newtons is like eating more than like 4 is gross, because the human body can only take so much pseudo preserved fruit junk. Now nutter butters, you can eat a whole big pack and still want more. awm nawm nawm

    god, i'm a fatty

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Darkblade_1 wrote: »
    They call them Fig Rolls I think..
    what, they don't recognize the contributions Newton made to history?

    Not only did the fucker invent gravity, the guy put goddamn fruit inside goddamn cake.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    besides, everyone knows the best cookie is the giant black and white cookie.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    What about freshly baked soft chocolate chip cookies?

    Fig newtons are no match for such a thing.

    WHAT PART OF FRUIT AND CAKE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

    IF I HAD A PISTOL YOU WOULD SO BE WHIPPED

    Maybe I'm not old enough to appreciate them.

    Cookie cakes? HOW ABOUT THOSE? THOSE ARE DELICIOUS!

    LOOK

    here's a cookie

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    that's right, hydrox

    why would you eat anything called hydrox, ESPECIALLY a cookie

    now

    here's some fruit and cake

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    which would you rather eat

    here's a hint: if you pick the cookie you are a grade A ASSHOLE

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Canada is just a horrible place.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Clorox.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll settle for something in between.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    see, the problem with fig newtons is like eating more than like 4 is gross, because the human body can only take so much pseudo preserved fruit junk. Now nutter butters, you can eat a whole big pack and still want more. awm nawm nawm

    god, i'm a fatty



    Oh yes. Oh so tasty.

    One day, one of my older sisters was walking by them while we were gathering foods for a party.

    She literally shouted "NUBBER NUBBERS!!!"

    That is now their name in our family.
    Nubber Nubbers.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    cookie cakes are god damn delicious.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that's a big fucking hydrox

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the only thing Canada has going for it is William Shatner, and he doesn't even live there anymore

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That sounds like something the Hamburglar would say.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    because he knows.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    only fig newtons I've seen here are the crappy dime a dozen kind

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    why does that Oreo say Hydrox on it

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