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No, fuck you (but secretly about how to cook steak)

The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Guys this is a thread for those crappy things that just shouldn't happen but always seem to.

An example:

Last night (now 4:56am today) I was damn fucking tired at 9pm, something that rarely happens. it had been a pretty bad day, and for the last 2 or 3 hours I had been subjected to either my mum or dad barging into my room "STEPHEN WHAT ABOUT THESE GLOVES THEY FIT YOU" "ZNO NO ThEY ARE TOO THICK FOR HIM I WILL GET MY GLOVES YOU CAN TRY THOSE" "Get the hell out and let me work I will buy my own gloves" "TRY THESE ON"...

So, I'm tired, annoyed, and bored out of my fucking mind. Also dinner was shitty (in quality and in preparation), undercooked steak. So I decide to do the usual ruitine then go to sleep.
I do the weights, then turn off the light, wack off then try to sleep.

10:30...
11:30...
12:00...
12:15...
12:30 "okay whatt he fuck is this... I was dead fucking tired and now I just cant fucking sleep"
1:00...
1:30 "Great now I feel sick"
2:00...
2:30...
3:00...
3:30 "Okay, I'll get some food." I grab some fruit cake, hoping a nice solid block of food will settle my stomach. Wrong. That feeling you get when you are starving, but have a bunch of water just sitting in your stomach, mix that with indigestion and sickly fruit cake taste.

So yeah, I am now up at 5:02 am, with an in class essay to do at 8:45, and my hopes of success were low BEFORE this shit.

I really just want a decent break.

The Black Hunter on
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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    down the road, not across the street.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    god is punishing you

    and the rest of us

    Lord Dave on
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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No, fuck you.

    Cosmic Sombrero on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »
    No, fuck you.

    Fuck you buddy I don't need your shit

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    whoops

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    /cry

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh man, life sucks. Write a song about it.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    hey you have my name that pretty dumb you should change it bro

    Bibble on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just took a monstrous shit

    I think it was sentient

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    nobody cares

    nobody cares

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I didn't know people actually eat fruitcake.

    mcp on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey what's up I can procrastinate and then have things bite me in the ass too

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I just took a monstrous shit

    I think it was sentient

    too be honest wook I'm surprised all your shits aren't like that

    Sars_Boy on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    down the road, not across the street.
    Holdin' it down.


    Also:
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    undercooked steak
    What?

    Aneurhythmia on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why would you eat a fruitcake?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, your mom just doesn't understand you.

    Callius on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    always take deni's advice
    he is our best and brightest

    Druhim on
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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hey dude

    you know what

    this happens to me every other night

    so suck it

    coldbird. on
  • Ragnar DragonfyreRagnar Dragonfyre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Guys this is a thread for those crappy things that just shouldn't happen but always seem to.

    An example:

    Last night (now 4:56am today) I was damn fucking tired at 9pm, something that rarely happens. it had been a pretty bad day, and for the last 2 or 3 hours I had been subjected to either my mum or dad barging into my room "STEPHEN WHAT ABOUT THESE GLOVES THEY FIT YOU" "ZNO NO ThEY ARE TOO THICK FOR HIM I WILL GET MY GLOVES YOU CAN TRY THOSE" "Get the hell out and let me work I will buy my own gloves" "TRY THESE ON"...

    So, I'm tired, annoyed, and bored out of my fucking mind. Also dinner was shitty (in quality and in preparation), undercooked steak. So I decide to do the usual ruitine then go to sleep.
    I do the weights, then turn off the light, wack off then try to sleep.

    10:30...
    11:30...
    12:00...
    12:15...
    12:30 "okay whatt he fuck is this... I was dead fucking tired and now I just cant fucking sleep"
    1:00...
    1:30 "Great now I feel sick"
    2:00...
    2:30...
    3:00...
    3:30 "Okay, I'll get some food." I grab some fruit cake, hoping a nice solid block of food will settle my stomach. Wrong. That feeling you get when you are starving, but have a bunch of water just sitting in your stomach, mix that with indigestion and sickly fruit cake taste.

    So yeah, I am now up at 5:02 am, with an in class essay to do at 8:45, and my hopes of success were low BEFORE this shit.

    I really just want a decent break.

    Don't work out immediately before you go to bed. Elevating your heartbeat kinda makes it hard to sleep.

    Work out an hour after you wake up.

    Ragnar Dragonfyre on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    also you don't actually need gloves to play Operation

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    alternatively, take advice from a guy named DRAGONFYRE

    Druhim on
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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PUT IT IN YOUR LIVE JOURNAL FAG

    mirite guys?

    h5

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If you were home and saw that the steak was undercooked, are you that much of a retard that you didnt have your mom finish cooking it, or cook it yourself?

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sounds like you're impotent.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    wiggle jiggle

    yellow bibble

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    alternatively, take advice from a guy named DRAGONFYRE

    That's RAGNAR Dragonfyre to us peasants. Peasant.

    I Am Not A Bear on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i have a cankersore on my tongue

    this anasthetic stuff sucks because it wears out after like an hour and a half

    Zephyr on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I really want to play Bard's Tale.

    Callius on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, my kids better not be ungrateful shallow whiny asstards

    one mention of dinner not being good enough means no dinner for a week, young man.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ragnar Dragonfyre wrote: »
    Stupid Shit

    Don't work out immediately before you go to bed. Elevating your heartbeat kinda makes it hard to sleep.

    Work out an hour after you wake up.[/QUOTE]

    I read a study that suggested that people get more benefit the later in the day that they work out. However, right before you lay down is still stupid.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I exercise right before bed. 'Cause I don't have time to do it at any other point in the day.


    Also, seriously, guys, I REALLY want to play Bard's Tale.

    Callius on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I really want to play with Cal's dong

    Druhim on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Alternatively,

    A bloo a bloo my mom undercooked my FREE STEAK and I couldn't sleep my life is so fucked yo home to bel-air

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Ragnar Dragonfyre wrote: »
    Don't work out immediately before you go to bed. Elevating your heartbeat kinda makes it hard to sleep.

    Work out an hour after you wake up.

    I read a study that suggested that people get more benefit the later in the day that they work out. However, right before you lay down is still stupid.

    Supposedly, working out within a few hours of bedtime lends itself to greater muscle gains per unit work.

    I have absolutely no hard evidence to back this up.

    the wook on
  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    why the hell would you complain about undercooked steak

    just throw it back on the grill/pan/whatever

    i know right?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    26.jpg

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Ragnar Dragonfyre wrote: »
    Don't work out immediately before you go to bed. Elevating your heartbeat kinda makes it hard to sleep.

    Work out an hour after you wake up.

    I read a study that suggested that people get more benefit the later in the day that they work out. However, right before you lay down is still stupid.

    Supposedly, working out within a few hours of bedtime lends itself to greater muscle gains per unit work.

    I have absolutely no hard evidence to back this up.

    It's possible I read it in Men's Health, so I didn't want to put too much weight behind it.

    NotASenator on
  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    26.jpg

    my eyes!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I really want to play with Cal's dong
    Seriously, I'd even settle for some old school Ravenloft games or some shit.

    Callius on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bogey wrote:
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