OK
I am once again, and so soon, having another shin-dig at my place.
This is a triple threat birthday and divorce party. Since we will be celebrating not only my new found freedom from ovarian oppression, BUT the birthdays of:
Naporeon
Sheri
Mr. Defecation.
Everyone who is
anyone will be there. Where is "there"? it's right
here.
When?? June 21st, this is your one-month warning.
Once again, everyone is invited. Once again I will be cooking food and providing a good amount of drinks. Once again there will be pool, games, lady-boys, blah blah blah.
I'm shooting for a no-vomit event, but no promises.
If you do doubt that good times will be held, just ask attendees of previous gatherings.
NOTE, at no time did I describe this as a god-damn PAX. It isn't. It is a gathering of awesome people. Shut the fuck up.
Posts
I'm going to come to this one
pinky swear
When the host of the party thrown for you, is saying "Hey everyone, the party is at x time, and at x place"
when you are motherfucking Stale
wish I could, though
I'll see most of you at PAX, though, right?
Also, sucks to hear about the divorce, Stale.
hmmmmm
pretty much i'd just use it for my own selfish gains, hanging out with cool people and making money
every kids dream.
cause damn is that a long ass drive.
I like making these threads just to irritate Sil.
If you want my body, you just have to say.
not for money vault
just for the quiet
do you want to come to Oregon
I'd rather just pull your pigtails and push you down
who is getting the divorce?
Fuck you too.
me
you're getting divorced?
who gets the couch
I used to be able to have pigtails
Huuuuuugs!
Ohh God I went to Five Guys and HOLY SHIT
done and done
oh
well ain't that just a fine bunch of petunias
you become available right as I'm getting married
sheeeeeeeeit
You are gonna fit 5 guys in your butt? Amaza-za-zing!
its proven
I've been to the original location and maaaaan
nobody has ever made this joke before
also I'm actually belladonna
but turns out I'm getting stuck with paying for this fucking wedding, and between this and somehow having enough money to move and quitting my job and starting school, ain't nothing at this fucking wedding that ain't need to be
seriously, I'm so fucking pissed at my wife's dad you have no idea