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CogliostroCogliostro Marginal OpinionsSpring, TXRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
So it looks like my Paramedic internship is being moved from Portland to Cyprus Creek, Texas (Near Houston)

I need any of you shitlicks near that area to help me out in finding a place to live for about two months maximum, probably 6 weeks. Definitely for me, possibly for two or three of us (though if there is room for only one, screw the others). We only need a short term thing... I don't smoke or have pets, rarely drink and will be working 24 hour shifts. Basically what I need is a bed to crash in and not much else.

PLEASE any help you guys can give would be much appreciated.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm pretty sure any help from the SE gang ends with surprise secks. Keep that in mind.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure any help from the SE gang ends with surprise secks. Keep that in mind.

    He is not new here. I am sure he knows what to expect. Though expecting it does ruin the surprise.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh no, I am so very aware. And it is impossible to surprise sex the willing.

    Besides, I'm not exactly rapeable... I'll be all sweaty and tired from working around sick people all day.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Oh no, I am so very aware. And it is impossible to surprise sex the willing.

    Besides, I'm not exactly rapeable... I'll be all sweaty and tired from working around sick people all day.

    That, and it's no fun if you don't fight back.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    So it looks like my Paramedic internship is being moved from Portland to Cyprus Creek, Texas (Near Houston)

    I need any of you shitlicks near that area to help me out in finding a place to live for about two months maximum, probably 6 weeks. Definitely for me, possibly for two or three of us (though if there is room for only one, screw the others). We only need a short term thing... I don't smoke or have pets, rarely drink and will be working 24 hour shifts. Basically what I need is a bed to crash in and not much else.

    PLEASE any help you guys can give would be much appreciated.

    You will be living 10 minutes from me.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    By the way

    Cypress Creek is how you spell it




    and it's home to all the hot white girls in the area

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    cypress creek sucks

    cypress hill is where it's at

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    So it looks like my Paramedic internship is being moved from Portland to Cyprus Creek, Texas (Near Houston)

    I need any of you shitlicks near that area to help me out in finding a place to live for about two months maximum, probably 6 weeks. Definitely for me, possibly for two or three of us (though if there is room for only one, screw the others). We only need a short term thing... I don't smoke or have pets, rarely drink and will be working 24 hour shifts. Basically what I need is a bed to crash in and not much else.

    PLEASE any help you guys can give would be much appreciated.

    You will be living 10 minutes from me.


    Can you help me out dude? I need like a good real-estate place or a decent motel that has decent monthly/weekly rates.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    wait

    when did you move to portland?

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    So it looks like my Paramedic internship is being moved from Portland to Cyprus Creek, Texas (Near Houston)

    I need any of you shitlicks near that area to help me out in finding a place to live for about two months maximum, probably 6 weeks. Definitely for me, possibly for two or three of us (though if there is room for only one, screw the others). We only need a short term thing... I don't smoke or have pets, rarely drink and will be working 24 hour shifts. Basically what I need is a bed to crash in and not much else.

    PLEASE any help you guys can give would be much appreciated.

    You will be living 10 minutes from me.


    Can you help me out dude? I need like a good real-estate place or a decent motel that has decent monthly/weekly rates.

    Yeah I got nothing dude sorry.

    I'm still living with my parents and we have no spare rooms.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    wait

    when did you move to portland?

    I never did move to Portland. I was planning on going on my internship there this July-August, but that was kiboshed as it's gonna take three months to finish it instead of the usual 6 weeks. I have classes to attend next semester to start my PA degree, so it isn't gonna work for me.

    And I'm not asking for a place to stay with you guys... I don't know many people here and wouldn't impose on you with someone I just met, anyway. What I need are info on like.. short term places, even a room to rent.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also like.... what the fuck is there to do in Texas?

    I mean, I'm not really into cow tipping or fucking sheep.

    What else do you guys do besides drill for oil and own guns?

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Houston's not a bad place as far as things to do. Depends on what you want to do. There's tons of clubs, museums, bars, a zoo, a shitload of places to eat.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I guess I should concentrate on where the hell I'm going to live before I worry about attractions, but I wanted something to do when I'm on my kelly.

    Is there anyone here who can give me a hand? I guess I could go to H&A, but I don't really trust anyone outside of SE++. The rest of PA is a bit dodgy if you ask me.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd check craigslist.

    That or a weekly stay hotel.

    I don't know what the usual deal is for those length of stays.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Actually I just posted something on Craigslist... there's lots of rooms for rent, but not sure how many of them are good for short-term stays. We'll find out soon, I guess. :)

    So.... TexPAX?

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah dude, you'll be in the north suburb of Houston, which is a big fucking city. Sure, Texas has ranches and farms and all that but Texas is also a pretty large state. Over on our side of town there's like 6 or 7 movie theaters, clubs, bars, tons of restaurants, um my house?

    There's plenty to do, believe me.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I haven't been outside since I moved up here in 2001. It'll be kind of nice to get to see someplace else. I'm going to be planning on attending PAX this year as well, so that'll be groovy. :)

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I'll be all sweaty and tired from working around sick people all day.

    Without checking the other replies, I can guess that some people probably get off on that

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    So it looks like my Paramedic internship is being moved from Portland to Cyprus Creek, Texas (Near Houston)

    I need any of you shitlicks near that area to help me out in finding a place to live for about two months maximum, probably 6 weeks. Definitely for me, possibly for two or three of us (though if there is room for only one, screw the others). We only need a short term thing... I don't smoke or have pets, rarely drink and will be working 24 hour shifts. Basically what I need is a bed to crash in and not much else.

    PLEASE any help you guys can give would be much appreciated.

    You will be living 10 minutes from me.

    So bring some paper bags and you can crash with Daric, Cog.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SO... some jaggoff just told me there's no bus system in Cypress Creek.... is this true?

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you're getting a new job in a place called Cypress Creek?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No, I'm going on my Paramedic internship there.

    I dunno, it's all up in the air right now but goddammit I'm getting frustrated! ARGH!

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Houston is awesome, man.

    Just stay out of South Park and Sunnyside (which is pretty much a landfill surrounded by crack dens). Then again, avoid the entire Third Ward of Houston. However, since you're there to be a paramedic, you'll probably end up in the Third Ward anyways.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm guessing I'll only be responding in the area of Cypress Creek... I dunno, though.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There's 4 stops within a mile of Cypress Creek High School so I think you're probably safe.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You totally avoided my joke, Daric.
    I'm going to make you Mud in my Phalla as a result.

    Pander to me.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I will totally pander to you, neville.


    In everything.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hotttt

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    rapper Houston tried to tear out his own eye before attempting to jump off a balcony

    he is now living in obscurity as his family spends all his money

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    There's 4 stops within a mile of Cypress Creek High School so I think you're probably safe.

    Uhm... everyone who's been sending me messages from Craigslist says there are NO busses in Cypress.

    I may need a car or something. Shit.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    So it looks like my Paramedic internship is being moved from Portland to Cyprus Creek, Texas (Near Houston)

    I need any of you shitlicks near that area to help me out in finding a place to live for about two months maximum, probably 6 weeks. Definitely for me, possibly for two or three of us (though if there is room for only one, screw the others). We only need a short term thing... I don't smoke or have pets, rarely drink and will be working 24 hour shifts. Basically what I need is a bed to crash in and not much else.

    PLEASE any help you guys can give would be much appreciated.

    yo

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Montrose, museum district, and the heights are where it's at.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    also parts of downtown

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  • txttxt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am going to be a paramedic also

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    There's 4 stops within a mile of Cypress Creek High School so I think you're probably safe.

    Uhm... everyone who's been sending me messages from Craigslist says there are NO busses in Cypress.

    I may need a car or something. Shit.

    Maybe they know what they're talking about, but these seem pretty real to me

    The closest stop to CYPRESS CREEK HIGH SCHOOL, GRANT RD, HOUSTON, 77070 is:
    SH 249 HWY @ PERRY RD
    Approximate Distance: 0.452 miles.

    SH 249 HWY @ SCHROEDER RD
    Approximate Distance: 0.460 miles.

    SH 249 HWY @ GRANT RD
    Approximate Distance: 0.462 miles.

    SH 249 HWY @ SCHROEDER RD
    Approximate Distance: 0.555 miles.

    Yeah, over in the museum district there's all kinds of stuff to do, but that's about 30 minutes from where you'll be living.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Montrose, museum district, and the heights are where it's at.

    Have a room for rent? :D

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

    Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hohohoho

    houston

    i'm sorry

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  • quibblebarfquibblebarf Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    There's 4 stops within a mile of Cypress Creek High School so I think you're probably safe.

    Uhm... everyone who's been sending me messages from Craigslist says there are NO busses in Cypress.

    I may need a car or something. Shit.

    AHAHAHAHA Public transportation.... Houston..... AHAHAHAHA

    Seriously, its pretty difficult to get around Cypress without wheels. The bus system basically goes from the park-and-rides to downtown. It's pretty useless for getting around the suburbs.

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