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My tummy feels funny.

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
I think I'm going to have to poop soon yet I wonder, is this how a woman feels when she's about to give birth?

Also Warcraft2 was a fun game. I miss the days of simple RTS'

Oh, and try the RSPD demo, the game's pretty rad.


And now the news!

Here's a neat little article:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/tech/science/forest-rings.html

Excerpt:
It is a strange phenomenon: thousands of large, perfectly round "forest rings" dot the boreal landscape of northern Ontario.

From the air, these mysterious light-coloured rings of stunted tree growth are clearly visible, but on the ground, you could walk right through them without noticing them. They range in diameter from 30 metres to 2 kilometres, with the average ring measuring about 91 metres across. Over 2,000 of these forest rings have been documented, but scientists estimate the actual number is more than 8,000.


Man, that's weird. I wonder what Mulder would have to say about this. Probably, go see my new movie cause my career needs a boost.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I get all emotional while I'm doing it.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I never tried taking a shit when angry. Hmm.... brb

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SE++ has hit new lows.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I always tought passing a stone was what giving birth was supposed to feel like.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i always thought eating a baby and then waiting a few hours is what it must feel like to be pregnant

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Only until the kicking stops.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I always thought stuffing a rabid raccoon up your butt then pooping it out was what giving birth was supposed to be like

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  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    I always tought passing a stone was what giving birth was supposed to feel like.

    Does that mean I had a c-section, because my kidney stone had to be removed surgically.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    I always tought passing a stone was what giving birth was supposed to feel like.

    Does that mean I had a c-section, because my kidney stone had to be removed surgically.

    Yes, and I am making this assumption off of my years of working as a medical professional. And by medical professional I mean someone who has studied human anatomy for years. And by study human anatomy I mean went to a bunch of shady strip clubs in Juarez.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i thought giving birth was more like going to war in that you can talk about how great it is and how much it does for you and how it has made you a better person but at the same time you are given free license to be a complete bitch if you want to and blame it all on the pain you had to suffer

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Air wrote: »
    i thought giving birth was more like going to war in that you can talk about how great it is and how much it does for you and how it has made you a better person but at the same time you are given free license to be a complete bitch if you want to and blame it all on the pain you had to suffer

    do i detect claws

    i think i do

    look at this device it indicates that there is the presence of both kitties and some form of claws

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it was a tasty meal even if it did scratch my throat up a bit

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, you guys.


    I hate people that church up club soda by callin' it perrier.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    if you stuff a tanuki up your butt you can have a double set of balls

    that'd be rad i imagine

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I washed my hands like 3 times today but they still smell like vag.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, you guys.


    I hate people that church up club soda by callin' it perrier.
    mineral water ain't club soda, dogg

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    I washed my hands like 3 times today but they still smell like vag.
    Tell your mum to douche more regularly.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Get some real water like San Pelligrino.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man, just drink tap water, you poofs

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i don't really drink water

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've heard that most crop circles are easily explained by improper watering systems is this true, SAY IT AIN'T SO!

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I've heard that most crop circles are easily explained by improper watering systems is this true, SAY IT AIN'T SO!
    In that case I would say they are the most proper watering systems.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I feel like absolute crap and I wish I hadn't come into work today

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I feel like absolute crap and I wish I hadn't come into work today
    I don't have to go to work tomorrow, because I gotta do a class presentation.

    Yes!

    Oh wait-

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I feel like absolute crap and I wish I hadn't come into work today

    That's what you get for shacking up with Klyka.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I've heard that most crop circles are easily explained by improper watering systems is this true, SAY IT AIN'T SO!

    this is a lie told to people by the government

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    mineral water is pretty rad

    though not perrier

    more like real borjomi, the kind bottled in georgia (the country), not brooklyn

    http://pics.livejournal.com/thedeli/pic/000381bx

    yeaaaah sonnnn

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Your tummy hurts because of all the semen.

    Also, mineral water is fuck awesome. I just can't drink it after playing sports. In that case, just give me regular water. It was horrible when I went to school in Germany because we'd be playing basketball and I'd want some water so what do they have readily available? No, not tap water. Mineral water.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    like anybody can taste the minerals, queer

    i drink tap water to lord it over the africans and to fluoridate my teeth so that i might chew concrete all the better

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Maybe I'm talking about carbonated water. Are mineral water and carbonated water the same thing? I could be totally off here.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Maybe I'm talking about carbonated water. Are mineral water and carbonated water the same thing? I could be totally off here.

    Sometime, but not always. I could draw a Venn Diagram, but I am too lazy.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I buy water in those big Ozarka cartons because I can just set it in my fridge and have nice, cold water, not crappy almost-cool tap water.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I had 39,5°C fever yesterday, wee

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Those tree rings are caused by fungus, disease or geological phenomena.

    Also aliens.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, I was about to mention fungi and their ring-growing ways.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    But now I won't

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