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ITT: Baby Names for fun and profit

ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNNRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
So my wife is asking all of her forum friends to name our baby son or daughter, and they're giving her hooker names.

The problem: she actually likes some of them!

We need to nip this shit in the bud - so I need your best baby names Here. If we pick your name, I'll send you a birth announcement, so you feel guilty and send a present for the baby.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    adolf hitler

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Headwide the Cunt Ruiner

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson.

    It works for a boy or a girl.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    maxim fagit

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    gaydolf dickler

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cohen Edenfield

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stonewall

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Brooklyn Makenzie for a girl
    Justus Brice for a boy

    even better if you have a double-barrel name

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Butch Bramblefuck, The Grizzled

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Caesar Section

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cornwall Beetlemeyer

    Ingrid Barrelmouth

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    girl- Illyana

    boy- Victor

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Max Thor

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    21 Pages of Jokes that People Probably Won't Read or Comment On


    though that's a little wordy

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    seriously, how badass a name would Stonewall be

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    21 Pages of Jokes that People Probably Won't Read or Comment On


    though that's a little wordy
    no way that this stays on topic for 21 pages

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    serious suggestion: Bibble

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    name the baby: Dang

    so that every time he does something impressive or cold as ice, everyone says his name in unison

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    21 Pages of Jokes that People Probably Won't Read or Comment On


    though that's a little wordy
    no way that this stays on topic for 21 pages

    check out the "alternate names for SE++" thread

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thor pudlik

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "the fantastic baby bo boddington"

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  • JigglypuffJigglypuff __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    brigham young a . k . a . young breezy .

    just my 2 cents . . .

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Chest Rockwell

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man if you have the name Stonewall and aren't fucking ripped i don't even know

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    21 Pages of Jokes that People Probably Won't Read or Comment On


    though that's a little wordy
    no way that this stays on topic for 21 pages

    check out the "alternate names for SE++" thread
    CHECK OUT MY FIST IN YOUR FACE, BITCH

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jeramiah Ellington Cotswald Hurumphington

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    21 Pages of Jokes that People Probably Won't Read or Comment On


    though that's a little wordy
    no way that this stays on topic for 21 pages

    check out the "alternate names for SE++" thread
    CHECK OUT MY FIST IN YOUR FACE, BITCH
    it's not very effective! :(

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    name your baby The House, then train him to always win at everything

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Boy : Thor

    Girl : Thor

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    21 Pages of Jokes that People Probably Won't Read or Comment On


    though that's a little wordy
    no way that this stays on topic for 21 pages

    check out the "alternate names for SE++" thread
    CHECK OUT MY FIST IN YOUR FACE, BITCH

    No ones afarid of your fists.

    You're not even making a fist right, don't clench the thumb. It's supposed to be on the outsides of the fingers, not the inside.

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  • JigglypuffJigglypuff __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    there are a lot of funny jokes in this thread .

    do i smell another 100 page thread in the making ? only time will tell .

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    man if you have the name Stonewall and aren't fucking ripped i don't even know

    HUUURGGGH STONEWALLLLLLL:
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ah yes, old tricks

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anabelle

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So... I guess adam savage took a picture of his anus and now it's on the internet.

    It's the most horrifying thing in the world, and kinda sad because I liked the show, even though he was a huge nerd and I wanted to kill him everytime he launched into one of his characters.

    Oh god, it's like staring into eternity.

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Doesn't matter as long as their name starts with "the".

    On a more serious note I've somehow convinced my wife that when we have a daughter we should name her Saria. She actually really likes the name (and so do I).

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I kinda like the name Deidre.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So... I guess adam savage took a picture of his anus and now it's on the internet.

    It's the most horrifying thing in the world, and kinda sad because I liked the show, even though he was a huge nerd and I wanted to kill him everytime he launched into one of his characters.

    Oh god, it's like staring into eternity.

    yeah I've been seeing posts on Livejournal about it all day but I have the site that has the image adblocked and idk how to un-adblock things

    for the best, most likely

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lancer uppercut

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  • JigglypuffJigglypuff __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Hamju wrote: »
    Doesn't matter as long as their name starts with "the".

    On a more serious note I've somehow convinced my wife that when we have a daughter we should name her Saria. She actually really likes the name (and so do I).

    my parents almost named me mario ( not after the game lol ) .

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    this space below my posts is dedicated to Resident0 , rest in peace , my friend , rest in peace .
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