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I am a tough guy on the internet

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Look fuckers you better not fucking mess with me.

I've studied five years of brazilian ju-jitsu before I got out of prison.

This one time I saw this guy and he was a real douchebag and a pedophile was driving by my house so I jumped out of the second story window of my house and he was driving a convertible so I dropkicked him in the mouth and stole his car so now I own a convertible.

Check out my gun collection:
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I own all of those in real life but I've modded them and I use explosive bullets. 8-)


Usually I fight two or three guys at the same time because it's not really fair if its just against one guy.

So yeah you wanna fight go the fuck ahead you better make sure I don't find out where you live punks or im gonna fucking appear in your house at night and you'll rue the day you got on my bad side you will rue everythong

Hey Satan!
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Don't taze me, bro!

    PotU on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Not just tough. E-Tough.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The toughest kind of tough

    Sonny on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Don't e-taze me, bro!

    PotU on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    rolo i will fight you

    Pony on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sonny wrote: »
    The toughest kind of tough

    E-Tough rapes Tough and takes his lunch money.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Does he spend it on drugs?

    Sonny on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Do you know what you need rolo?

    A fully automatic shotgun that can fire grenades.

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints.....
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    So yeah you wanna fight go the fuck ahead you better make sure I don't find out where you live punks or im gonna fucking appear in your house at night and you'll rue the day you got on my bad side you will rue everythong

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    FirmSkater on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    rolo i will fight you

    ha ha ha

    perhaps you don't realize it but I know karate

    you like playing with fire

    you gunna get burned

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    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Do you know what you need rolo?

    A fully automatic shotgun that can fire grenades.

    in a RPG book called Rifts: Mercenaries, there's a fully automatic grenade launcher

    it is belt-fed

    Rifts is insane

    Pony on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    rolo i will fight you

    in bed

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sonny wrote: »
    Does he spend it on drugs?

    That, and a gym membership.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    pony/wiggin thread

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Sonny wrote: »
    Does he spend it on drugs?

    That, and a gym membership.

    Damn.

    Sonny on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    rolo i will fight you

    in bed

    bbd, baby

    Pony on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bitches i got all yo IPs i am going to hack you all

    J3p on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Do you know what you need rolo?

    A fully automatic shotgun that can fire grenades.

    in a RPG book called Rifts: Mercenaries, there's a fully automatic grenade launcher

    it is belt-fed

    Rifts is insane

    Pony just wait.

    wait.

    I have an honest to god video somewhere.

    I'm just searching for the link.

    It is coming.

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints.....
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    man i was in a fucking underground fighting ring since i turned seven years old

    i made my bones at nine when i did in my own grandpa for refusing to pay protection money

    i fucked my sixth grade home form teacher

    i have a penis too big for all but the smartest of you to imagine

    Killjoy on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    pony/wiggin thread

    I can fight them both

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    pony/wiggin thread

    i don't know who you are anymore

    Pony on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    theSAVED thread IMO.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    theSAVED thread IMO.

    oh jesus i remember that guy

    Pony on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    theSAVED thread IMO.

    oh jesus i remember that guy

    I HAVE A BROTHER THAT GOES TO MIT! I WILL HACK YOUR PRECIOUS PENNY ARCADE SERVER AND MELT IT!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    http://www.filecabi.net/video/AA-12_shotgun.html

    This is both impressive and depressing that this is a highlight of human engineering.

    But hell, wait til the Zombie Apocolypse.

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints.....
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh Rolo, you're so...strong.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    pony/wiggin thread

    i don't know who you are anymore

    Zot

    :(

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One time in uh, I wanna say sixth grade, I went to this halloween party that this girl from another school invited me to. I didn't know anyone else there really except the girl who invited me. I played GoldenEye with a couple dudes from the other school and won by a lot and they got really mad and called me a nerd or something like that. And that's why I insult people on the internet!

    Quadrophenia on
    I'm so tired of partying.
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I once punched a guy so hard that he uh

    had to go to the hospital

    yes

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    theSAVED thread IMO.

    oh jesus i remember that guy

    I HAVE A BROTHER THAT GOES TO MIT! I WILL HACK YOUR PRECIOUS PENNY ARCADE SERVER AND MELT IT!

    I will hack your driver's license

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Guys you don't want to fight Rolo.

    He's black.

    Daric on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quadrophenia wrote: »
    One time in uh, I wanna say sixth grade, I went to this halloween party that this girl from another school invited me to. I didn't know anyone else there really except the girl who invited me. I played GoldenEye with a couple dudes from the other school and won by a lot and they got really mad and called me a nerd or something like that. And that's why I insult people on the internet!

    I still remember me and my friends would hustle people at goldeneye back when we were young, I was pretty good, but he was insanely good. We'd see some guys playing purposely lose, then start betting money, when we turned auto-aim off that's when we started to shine.

    Blake T on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    oh Rolo, you're so...strong.

    I have overwhelming strength.

    My biceps are the size of man's waist.

    I am flexing them right now.

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    can I grab onto your biceps and hang from them?

    Jordyn on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i hit a dude through the internet once

    in that, i had his older brother on aim and was like "dude john go slap brian upside the head"

    he did so without question

    Pony on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i am internet tougher than anyone in this thread

    Fallout on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So this one time this baby was giving me shit so I slapped it's mother and took a dump on the baby's chest.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    can I grab onto your biceps and hang from them?

    you can but watch out if you're hanging on and then I have to punch someone

    the force of the punch will make you go flying in the air and you might hit a bird or something

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    So this one time this baby was giving me shit so I slapped it's mother and took a dump on the baby's chest.

    defender will fight you

    Pony on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I once killed a man just by shooting at him.

    PotU on
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