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Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely

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  • DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That reminds me of the time my girlfriend got pregnant and then we gave the kid up for adoption. Good times.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kajusta wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    needs more getting girls pregnant

    Whatever happened with that anyways?

    Stairs!

    Seriously on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That reminds me of the time my girlfriend got pregnant and then we gave the kid up for adoption. Good times.

    I had a joke all typed out and everything, but then I realized I didn't know if you were serious or not.

    Critical on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I work at a ticket place.

    The service fee is 99 cents plus 2.5 percent. So like a 10 dollar ticket costs $11.24. Also we give some of our profits to charities. And some to getting us pizza in the office when we're hungry.

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought TicketMaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."

    jackal on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    jackal be rollin wid his owsla.

    Metzger Meister on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    They see me silflay. They hatin...

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2008
    This is a little off topic but just letting you know that all forumers are now required to refer to me as "He Who Is Divine" and private messages not addressing me as such are subject to a five pound (sterling) fine.

    Tube on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BURN THE TYRANT

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited May 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is a little off topic but just letting you know that all forumers are now required to refer to me as "He Who Is Divine" and private messages not addressing me as such are subject to a five pound (sterling) fine.

    HWID.

    Ruckus on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    T-BE

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    He's gone mad with power!

    Marathon on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2008
    Hardware Identification?

    Tube on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Horny Wallabees Investigate Dongs

    Ruckus on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hangtheking.jpg

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    huge wangs in dudes

    Kusuguttai on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2008
    god, you're such a moaner.

    Tube on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    His Divine Tubeness will lead us in his glory

    Me Too! on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    tube thinks he's too cool for school

    well newsflash walter croncite


    he is

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    At least it's not too harsh a sentence.

    Our Glorious Emperor (may he live forever) is truly a merciful, kind man and I was wrong to question him.

    Metzger Meister on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    We have always been allies with Metzger Meister.

    jackal on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is a little off topic but just letting you know that all forumers are now required to refer to me as "He Who Is Divine" and private messages not addressing me as such are subject to a five pound (sterling) fine.

    i'll give you five euro if i get fined

    how do you like that?
    your currency sucks

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    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    isnt the pound stronger than the euro

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the exchange rate nowadays is €1 = £0.79

    about a year ago it was €1 £0.62

    all english people ablooing cause they're getting so little for their pounds

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i thought the pound was like double the dollar but the euro was only like 1.5 on the dollar or something

    dont mind me

    i am an iggorant amurican

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it's around that

    €1 = $1.57

    £1 = $1.9something

    i don't work at sterling rates so can't tell you.

    I had some girl cry at me cause she was only getting €350 for £300.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I for one welcome our new cardboard over lord.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    new?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Can I be the adorable court jester. Laugh at my antics bitches.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I kneel to no man or god!

    Mysst on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well if we blow out your shins you dont have much choice.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would totally have bionic legs then, which would make me an instant television star.

    Mysst on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bionic legs are the hottest new fetish.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I kneel to no man or god!

    Your insubordination broke the board.

    jackal on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    No, fuck you, I get to be the court fool

    Me Too! on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    No, fuck you, I get to be the court fool

    Hmmm, you do have a large body of prior work.

    jackal on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Exactly
    Experience trumps cuteness

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    jackal wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I kneel to no man or god!

    Your insubordination broke the board.

    Revolution gets results!

    Mysst on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    isnt the pound stronger than the euro
    Its certainly heavier! oh ho ho ho ho!

    Bedlam on
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