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World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
CAN'T I JUST GO GET LUNCH WITHOUT DUDES WHIPPING OUT THEIR WANG

ANSWER: NO

I just saw a rather well-endowed black man naked and peeing on the sidewalk right where I was going to walk

he did not attempt to mask his nudity from me whatsoever

my brain refused to process what I was seeing at first; I thought he was holding a tiny hose and watering the plants next to the sidewalk with what appeared to be really poor water pressure

itt let's talk about times when you have seen perhaps too much

or perhaps you are into public indecency and/or showing your junk to unsuspecting defenseless women in their twenties

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    downstairs neighbor totally took a whiz off his porch last night.

    he lives on the side facing the street.

    peed right on our shared sidewalk.

    god I can't fucking wait to move.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    People should get naked more.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A while back I walked right by this homeless guy who was taking a dump between 2 parked cars. Find an alley, fuck.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Monty brazenly peed on the back porch last night right in front of me.

    To be fair he was aiming for a plant but overestimates the force of his tiny pee stream.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i can see my dick right now it is mighty fine

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    I was all like man what

    there are cars going by and I walk on that sidewalk, tell me you ain't just letting fly and whizzing from your porch that just nasty dogg

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this one time I was walking down the street and this hot ass bimbo wearing a mini skirt was walking towards me and long story short she turned out to have a dong

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this isn't really about nudity, but I get really uncomfortable when I see couples loudly fighting and yelling obscene shit at each other in public places

    usually they are inebriated unfortunates, and I chalk it up to a bad trip or something, but it still makes me want to flee the scene

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Monty brazenly peed on the back porch last night right in front of me.

    To be fair he was aiming for a plant but overestimates the force of his tiny pee stream.
    hahahahahahhahaa

    noooooooo monty

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i pee in public sometimees

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    this isn't really about nudity, but I get really uncomfortable when I see couples loudly fighting and yelling obscene shit at each other in public places

    usually they are inebriated unfortunates, and I chalk it up to a bad trip or something, but it still makes me want to flee the scene

    it's even worse when they're naked

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this isn't really about nudity, but I get really uncomfortable when I see couples loudly fighting and yelling obscene shit at each other in public places

    usually they are inebriated unfortunates, and I chalk it up to a bad trip or something, but it still makes me want to flee the scene

    it's even better when they're naked

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this one time I was walking down the street and this hot ass bimbo wearing a mini skirt was walking towards me and long story short she turned out to have a dong

    hot

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was at a beer festival once, and a group of us were standing in a circle talking and what not.

    After a while, it sounds like someone is pouring their beer on the ground.

    Nope, some dude was peeing into the middle of the circle.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    one time i was in seattle and this girl came jogging at me, boobs just flopping around everywhere

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I always imagined that the first black wang I would see in person would be in a different context

    it was never a specific design I had for myself, but I had a vague idea that it wouldn't be like this

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this one time i saw a naked dude at the beach

    all runnin around

    dick floppin about

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    People should get naked more.

    The list includes:
    Natalie Portman





    That is all.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I always imagined that the first black wang I would see in person would be in a different context

    it was never a specific design I had for myself, but I had a vague idea that it wouldn't be like this

    Well, you could have made more effort at it, but you didn't. And now your first time is ruined.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    one time i was in seattle and this girl came jogging at me, boobs just flopping around everywhere
    my boobs can't even hold a pencil in the underboob area, I just tested

    there is no way on earth that they will ever "flop"

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One of my buddies in high school used to walk down the sidewalk in his neighborhood with his dick in hand, just peeing as he went.

    I went to great lengths, however, to ensure I never actually saw his cock.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this one time i saw a naked dude at the beach

    all runnin around

    dick floppin about

    I've always wanted to see that, but in my fantasy the guy trips on something

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    one time i was in seattle and this girl came jogging at me, boobs just flopping around everywhere
    my boobs can't even hold a pencil in the underboob area, I just tested

    there is no way on earth that they will ever "flop"

    i demand photographic evidence of this failure

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    People should get naked more.

    The list includes:
    Natalie Portman





    That is all.

    it's not that great a sight.

    rib city

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I co-own a dog grooming business that my mom works at. This morning a sketchy looking dude walked in asking for money. They didn't notice at first that his erect donger was peeking out of the front of his pants.

    So yeah I guess my mother was sexually assaulted by some random dude in our shop this morning.

    And then I get on here and see THIS thread. Weird.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this one time I was walking down the street and this hot ass bimbo wearing a mini skirt was walking towards me and long story short she turned out to have a dong

    You can't just yadda, yadda the tranny story, man.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    I co-own a dog grooming business that my mom works at. This morning a sketchy looking dude walked in asking for money. They didn't notice at first that his erect donger was peeking out of the front of his pants.

    So yeah I guess my mother was sexually assaulted by some random dude in our shop this morning.

    And then I get on here and see THIS thread. Weird.
    sorry about that

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I got a friend that just likes to get naked and let his dong go flapping in the wind.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I guess when you got to go you got to go

    reminds me of when I was traveling through Europe years ago and while I was walking around Brugge one day this lady totally picked up her daughter (about 3-4 yrs) and held her over a street drain so she could pee into it
    and I was all, hello old country

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I pee in public all the time, if I gotta go, I gotta fucking go.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this one time i saw a naked dude at the beach

    all runnin around

    dick floppin about

    I've always wanted to see that, but in my fantasy the guy trips on something
    he got tazered by a cop

    i didn't see where they hit him exactly but in my head they electrocuted his dick

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    People should get naked more.

    The list includes:
    Natalie Portman





    That is all.

    it's not that great a sight.

    rib city
    Who doesn't like ribs?

    All dripping with BBQ sauce.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    I used to have a buddy that would randomly get naked

    one time we were down by the river smoking a bowl and here comes Deek, butt naked, yelling "GUYS GUYS GUYS HELP I BURIED MY UNDERPANTS AND NOW I CAN'T FIND THEM, WHAT DO I DO?"

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to walk around naked at my old place when no one was home. One time I didn't here the front door open from the kitchen, my female room mate walked in. All was said was nice ass.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this is going to sound like tales from playboy or whatever, but my roommate in high school was very fond of nudity

    I have a specific memory of sitting in the room next door with the girls who lived there eating chips or something, and liz waltzes in after a shower and plops down on the floor totally naked and starts eating chips with us

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to have a buddy that would randomly get naked

    one time we were down by the river smoking a bowl and here comes Deek, butt naked, yelling "GUYS GUYS GUYS HELP I BURIED MY UNDERPANTS AND NOW I CAN'T FIND THEM, WHAT DO I DO?"

    that reminds me of a story that's not nearly as naked but possibly more retarded. some friends and i were on mushrooms out in the desert. we have all of two glowsticks for the eight of us. my friend satan goes running off with one and comes back ten minutes later without it. he managed to lose a glowstick in the middle of the night in the middle of the desert because "it was cold and wanted to be covered up"

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    your friend satan?

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh, man I got another one. A few months ago, I was working casuals at the gym on base here. I go into the weight room to pick up any stray towels and check on the toilet paper in the bathroom back there. I casually glance around the room, checking for towels, and notice the dude on the weight bench with these tiiiiiiiiiny, little shorts on.

    Dude's balls were just hanging out. Not mostly obscured or somewhat visible but were just dangling out of his shorts, enjoying the breeze.

    I refused to wipe down the benches in the weight room that night.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    your friend satan?

    They call him Beelz for short.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    your friend satan?

    nickname. i think his real name is nathan.

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