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PUBLIC INDECENCY
World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
CAN'T I JUST GO GET LUNCH WITHOUT DUDES WHIPPING OUT THEIR WANG
ANSWER: NO
I just saw a rather well-endowed black man naked and peeing on the sidewalk right where I was going to walk
he did not attempt to mask his nudity from me whatsoever
my brain refused to process what I was seeing at first; I thought he was holding a tiny hose and watering the plants next to the sidewalk with what appeared to be really poor water pressure
itt let's talk about times when you have seen perhaps too much
or perhaps you are into public indecency and/or showing your junk to unsuspecting defenseless women in their twenties
this one time I was walking down the street and this hot ass bimbo wearing a mini skirt was walking towards me and long story short she turned out to have a dong
World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited May 2008
this isn't really about nudity, but I get really uncomfortable when I see couples loudly fighting and yelling obscene shit at each other in public places
usually they are inebriated unfortunates, and I chalk it up to a bad trip or something, but it still makes me want to flee the scene
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
this isn't really about nudity, but I get really uncomfortable when I see couples loudly fighting and yelling obscene shit at each other in public places
usually they are inebriated unfortunates, and I chalk it up to a bad trip or something, but it still makes me want to flee the scene
this isn't really about nudity, but I get really uncomfortable when I see couples loudly fighting and yelling obscene shit at each other in public places
usually they are inebriated unfortunates, and I chalk it up to a bad trip or something, but it still makes me want to flee the scene
this one time I was walking down the street and this hot ass bimbo wearing a mini skirt was walking towards me and long story short she turned out to have a dong
I co-own a dog grooming business that my mom works at. This morning a sketchy looking dude walked in asking for money. They didn't notice at first that his erect donger was peeking out of the front of his pants.
So yeah I guess my mother was sexually assaulted by some random dude in our shop this morning.
And then I get on here and see THIS thread. Weird.
this one time I was walking down the street and this hot ass bimbo wearing a mini skirt was walking towards me and long story short she turned out to have a dong
You can't just yadda, yadda the tranny story, man.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
I co-own a dog grooming business that my mom works at. This morning a sketchy looking dude walked in asking for money. They didn't notice at first that his erect donger was peeking out of the front of his pants.
So yeah I guess my mother was sexually assaulted by some random dude in our shop this morning.
And then I get on here and see THIS thread. Weird.
sorry about that
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited May 2008
I got a friend that just likes to get naked and let his dong go flapping in the wind.
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reminds me of when I was traveling through Europe years ago and while I was walking around Brugge one day this lady totally picked up her daughter (about 3-4 yrs) and held her over a street drain so she could pee into it
and I was all, hello old country
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited May 2008
I used to have a buddy that would randomly get naked
one time we were down by the river smoking a bowl and here comes Deek, butt naked, yelling "GUYS GUYS GUYS HELP I BURIED MY UNDERPANTS AND NOW I CAN'T FIND THEM, WHAT DO I DO?"
I used to walk around naked at my old place when no one was home. One time I didn't here the front door open from the kitchen, my female room mate walked in. All was said was nice ass.
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited May 2008
this is going to sound like tales from playboy or whatever, but my roommate in high school was very fond of nudity
I have a specific memory of sitting in the room next door with the girls who lived there eating chips or something, and liz waltzes in after a shower and plops down on the floor totally naked and starts eating chips with us
I used to have a buddy that would randomly get naked
one time we were down by the river smoking a bowl and here comes Deek, butt naked, yelling "GUYS GUYS GUYS HELP I BURIED MY UNDERPANTS AND NOW I CAN'T FIND THEM, WHAT DO I DO?"
that reminds me of a story that's not nearly as naked but possibly more retarded. some friends and i were on mushrooms out in the desert. we have all of two glowsticks for the eight of us. my friend satan goes running off with one and comes back ten minutes later without it. he managed to lose a glowstick in the middle of the night in the middle of the desert because "it was cold and wanted to be covered up"
Oh, man I got another one. A few months ago, I was working casuals at the gym on base here. I go into the weight room to pick up any stray towels and check on the toilet paper in the bathroom back there. I casually glance around the room, checking for towels, and notice the dude on the weight bench with these tiiiiiiiiiny, little shorts on.
Dude's balls were just hanging out. Not mostly obscured or somewhat visible but were just dangling out of his shorts, enjoying the breeze.
I refused to wipe down the benches in the weight room that night.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
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he lives on the side facing the street.
peed right on our shared sidewalk.
god I can't fucking wait to move.
To be fair he was aiming for a plant but overestimates the force of his tiny pee stream.
there are cars going by and I walk on that sidewalk, tell me you ain't just letting fly and whizzing from your porch that just nasty dogg
usually they are inebriated unfortunates, and I chalk it up to a bad trip or something, but it still makes me want to flee the scene
noooooooo monty
it's even worse when they're naked
hot
After a while, it sounds like someone is pouring their beer on the ground.
Nope, some dude was peeing into the middle of the circle.
it was never a specific design I had for myself, but I had a vague idea that it wouldn't be like this
all runnin around
dick floppin about
The list includes:
Natalie Portman
That is all.
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Well, you could have made more effort at it, but you didn't. And now your first time is ruined.
there is no way on earth that they will ever "flop"
I went to great lengths, however, to ensure I never actually saw his cock.
I've always wanted to see that, but in my fantasy the guy trips on something
i demand photographic evidence of this failure
it's not that great a sight.
rib city
So yeah I guess my mother was sexually assaulted by some random dude in our shop this morning.
And then I get on here and see THIS thread. Weird.
You can't just yadda, yadda the tranny story, man.
reminds me of when I was traveling through Europe years ago and while I was walking around Brugge one day this lady totally picked up her daughter (about 3-4 yrs) and held her over a street drain so she could pee into it
and I was all, hello old country
i didn't see where they hit him exactly but in my head they electrocuted his dick
All dripping with BBQ sauce.
one time we were down by the river smoking a bowl and here comes Deek, butt naked, yelling "GUYS GUYS GUYS HELP I BURIED MY UNDERPANTS AND NOW I CAN'T FIND THEM, WHAT DO I DO?"
I have a specific memory of sitting in the room next door with the girls who lived there eating chips or something, and liz waltzes in after a shower and plops down on the floor totally naked and starts eating chips with us
that reminds me of a story that's not nearly as naked but possibly more retarded. some friends and i were on mushrooms out in the desert. we have all of two glowsticks for the eight of us. my friend satan goes running off with one and comes back ten minutes later without it. he managed to lose a glowstick in the middle of the night in the middle of the desert because "it was cold and wanted to be covered up"
Dude's balls were just hanging out. Not mostly obscured or somewhat visible but were just dangling out of his shorts, enjoying the breeze.
I refused to wipe down the benches in the weight room that night.
They call him Beelz for short.
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nickname. i think his real name is nathan.