My metabolism is that of a sloth. Raaaaaaaaaaaaar. Stupid Ireland.
Can I blame it on the Irish? That would be nice. My weight is just weird.
I dieted and worked out senior year of school and nothing at all happened. I stopped about 4 months before graduation. Come next august I dropped about 15 pounds and kept up a fairly good eating/excercise routine and then suddenly gained about 7 for no reason and now my weight hasn't changed at all since then. It's annoying as hell.
I lost 40 pounds but its slowly creeping back on me and it angers me. Raaaar.
My weight seems to operate totally independent of whatever amount of effort I do or don't put into it. Annoying little twit, it is.
130 at nearly six feet! I win the anorexia challenge!
115 at 6'2.
Anorexia challenge. No man can beat me.
Its like the pepsi challenge except you just stare angrily at the cans.
but I used to be 120 at 510, got 10 more. Really hard for me to put on weight. Hamster metabolism.
JebusUD on
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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I can deal with the aneurysms, the brain surgeries, appendicitis, even the mutated viruses of death, but I hope there isn't one more third degree burn skin graft operation in this evil game.
All you skinny people can hush it about feeling tubby.
Feeling bad comes from coworkers saying things like "Oh really, you're a vegetarian? I didn't guess; I thought they were all really skinny or something."
All you skinny people can hush it about feeling tubby.
Feeling bad comes from coworkers saying things like "Oh really, you're a vegetarian? I didn't guess; I thought they were all really skinny or something."
All you skinny people can hush it about feeling tubby.
Feeling bad comes from coworkers saying things like "Oh really, you're a vegetarian? I didn't guess; I thought they were all really skinny or something."
All you skinny people can hush it about feeling tubby.
Feeling bad comes from coworkers saying things like "Oh really, you're a vegetarian? I didn't guess; I thought they were all really skinny or something."
All you skinny people can hush it about feeling tubby.
Feeling bad comes from coworkers saying things like "Oh really, you're a vegetarian? I didn't guess; I thought they were all really skinny or something."
I know I'm kidding. I'm aware that I'm really pretty damn skinny.
I can deal with the aneurysms, the brain surgeries, appendicitis, even the mutated viruses of death, but I hope there isn't one more third degree burn skin graft operation in this evil game.
Did you play through 2nd opinion on the hardest difficulty? Beating that game all the way through on hard along with the secret missions is basically my current source of geeky pride.
Tarranon on
You could be anywhere
On the black screen
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All you skinny people can hush it about feeling tubby.
Feeling bad comes from coworkers saying things like "Oh really, you're a vegetarian? I didn't guess; I thought they were all really skinny or something."
I know I'm kidding. I'm aware that I'm really pretty damn skinny.
Also, your coworkers are harsh as fuck.
It's okay, we console ourselves with the thought that he's not really a guy and when his wife comes in to shop he's like her servant. She rocks. Also, he has a strong hatred for any woman who doesn't care what he says and it's just another one of those amusing work things to look foward to.
1) Calorie diets are really great because they don't involve tricking your body into shit, and you can eat stuff you like, just not gobs of it. I live on Ice Cream, Italian Food, and Burritos.
2) There are calorie calculators which will tell you exactly how many calories you have to remove from your diet.
3) They work UNTIL you get to where your body decides "Hey fuck you, we're keeping this." The last bunch of pounds are EVIL INCARNATE to get rid of.
4) You have to keep active. At least walk daily or shit won't go well.
5) After four works of low-calorie hunger, your body will tend to adjust. This will make you really weird with food, but it's so much better than those first four weeks.
6) Cheese is the enemy.
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Wonder: Largish torso and pelvis. I have righteous hips. It's hard finding shirts because my chest is big but my stomach is modest, even though I don't have all that much muscle anymore.
I can deal with the aneurysms, the brain surgeries, appendicitis, even the mutated viruses of death, but I hope there isn't one more third degree burn skin graft operation in this evil game.
Did you play through 2nd opinion on the hardest difficulty? Beating that game all the way through on hard along with the secret missions is basically my current source of geeky pride.
Didn't get Second Opinion, though I've beaten Under The Knife(the DS version).
Wonder: Largish torso and pelvis. I have righteous hips. It's hard finding shirts because my chest is big but my stomach is modest, even though I don't have all that much muscle anymore.
I've got a tiny upper body, so shirts aren't generally a problem for me. I have just under a 30" waist, which is modestly large if clothing manufacturers are any indication, but I have huge fucking thighs. I can't find pants that fit nicely because of that, and wearing belts makes my legs look like a pair of sausages sitting next to eachother.
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5'4"
Close though. But I'm 5'7" in my boots. Lifts and everything. I hate being short.
My weight seems to operate totally independent of whatever amount of effort I do or don't put into it. Annoying little twit, it is.
daaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuum
On the black screen
Barely.
Its like the pepsi challenge except you just stare angrily at the cans.
but I used to be 120 at 510, got 10 more. Really hard for me to put on weight. Hamster metabolism.
but they're listening to every word I say
This is really gay....
This is even gayer than the pile of men having sex with each other...
Fuck it, everyone back to the pile.
I shower in the morning though I sometimes also shower at night.
I feel so tubby.
Feeling bad comes from coworkers saying things like "Oh really, you're a vegetarian? I didn't guess; I thought they were all really skinny or something."
I haven't seen many but it's my favourite so far.
What? I'm 140 at 6'. You must be pretty damn thin.
As in, those fancy weight charts would place you at very high risk, and I don't even have to check a chart to verify this.
Consider working out and taking in more protein?
Also, your coworkers are harsh as fuck.
Did you play through 2nd opinion on the hardest difficulty? Beating that game all the way through on hard along with the secret missions is basically my current source of geeky pride.
On the black screen
I think that Leitner has you beat.
It's okay, we console ourselves with the thought that he's not really a guy and when his wife comes in to shop he's like her servant. She rocks. Also, he has a strong hatred for any woman who doesn't care what he says and it's just another one of those amusing work things to look foward to.
I'm doing both.
Being big-boned and wiry at the same time is awkward.
That would explain his inferiority complex.
In a kind of 'what-hath-humanity-wrought' way.
Big knobly joints?
seriously, I could never get near that. Not that I'm close now, but even at an ideal I would be miles away from that number.
I gotta see what Greeper's ribcage looks like. Oh, oh man.
The only camera I have right now is my camera-phone. Or I'd show you.
What I've learned though is this:
1) Calorie diets are really great because they don't involve tricking your body into shit, and you can eat stuff you like, just not gobs of it. I live on Ice Cream, Italian Food, and Burritos.
2) There are calorie calculators which will tell you exactly how many calories you have to remove from your diet.
3) They work UNTIL you get to where your body decides "Hey fuck you, we're keeping this." The last bunch of pounds are EVIL INCARNATE to get rid of.
4) You have to keep active. At least walk daily or shit won't go well.
5) After four works of low-calorie hunger, your body will tend to adjust. This will make you really weird with food, but it's so much better than those first four weeks.
6) Cheese is the enemy.
--
Wonder: Largish torso and pelvis. I have righteous hips. It's hard finding shirts because my chest is big but my stomach is modest, even though I don't have all that much muscle anymore.
Because this is what I'm imagining.
Didn't get Second Opinion, though I've beaten Under The Knife(the DS version).
Not the secret missions. No way.
On a side note, this is already the greatest Let's Play I've ever seen.
WITCHPOWERSWITCHPOWERSRAHRAHRAH
Yes it is exactly that.
I've got a tiny upper body, so shirts aren't generally a problem for me. I have just under a 30" waist, which is modestly large if clothing manufacturers are any indication, but I have huge fucking thighs. I can't find pants that fit nicely because of that, and wearing belts makes my legs look like a pair of sausages sitting next to eachother.