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My Appendix Was a Grendel!

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    now I sort of feel bad because I have no clue where this thank the knife nonsense is from.

    grendel you say? GRENDEL?

    Vann Diras on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Well I am also banging tofu, so I guess it could be a foursome.

    edit: wait since when did you get to be the dad?

    so lost...

    Firetruck is my son
    Artreus is my son
    Firetruck's girlfriend is also my son

    Or maybe Firetruck, Tofu and I are roommates. Firetruck's girlfriend is not related to any of us. We just all have a homoerotic vibe going on 59% of the time, hence that string of posts.

    Also all hail inanimate carbon rod.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Jigglypuff wrote: »
    very luck to be alive , o . p . are you religious ?

    What the fuck?
    Why do you put a space before your punctuation?

    he's just about the dumbest motherfucker around

    sarukun on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Jigglypuff wrote: »
    very luck to be alive , o . p . are you religious ?

    What the fuck?
    Why do you put a space before your punctuation?

    his original name was nigglypuff and he has a jigglypuff in blackface as an avatar


    take that as you will

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I keep seeing "Grenade!" as "Grendel".

    thank god I'm not the only one

    A two shot that I call tupac

    E-E-E-E-I E-E-E-E-E-E-I
    machine gun called missy so loud

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Jigglypuff wrote: »
    very luck to be alive , o . p . are you religious ?

    What the fuck?
    Why do you put a space before your punctuation?

    his original name was nigglypuff and he has a jigglypuff in blackface as an avatar


    take that as you will
    he's also moriarty

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Jigglypuff wrote: »
    very luck to be alive , o . p . are you religious ?

    What the fuck?
    Why do you put a space before your punctuation?

    his original name was nigglypuff and he has a jigglypuff in blackface as an avatar


    take that as you will
    he's also moriarty

    no fucking way

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that's what i heard!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    tube would have banned him instantly

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  • hellobuddyhellobuddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ok, I just need to know. You changed the title, right? it actually says Grendel now, right? If not, I think my brain just exploded.right.

    hellobuddy on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Jigglypuff wrote: »
    very luck to be alive , o . p . are you religious ?

    What the fuck?
    Why do you put a space before your punctuation?

    his original name was nigglypuff and he has a jigglypuff in blackface as an avatar


    take that as you will

    He also didn't understand what was racist about.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hellobuddy wrote: »
    ok, I just need to know. You changed the title, right? it actually says Grendel now, right? If not, I think my brain just exploded.right.

    huh?

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hellobuddy wrote: »
    ok, I just need to know. You changed the title, right? it actually says Grendel now, right? If not, I think my brain just exploded.right.

    you're crazy dude

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I AINT A TAG COPPAH

    AINT A COLLAH POPPAH

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Triple B wrote: »
    You know i've been thinking

    if you have to have something burst

    wouldn't your appendix probably be your first choice?

    i mean its better than your stomach or your kidneys bursting

    or your testicles

    you are far more likely to survive your testicles bursting

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Triple B wrote: »
    You know i've been thinking

    if you have to have something burst

    wouldn't your appendix probably be your first choice?

    i mean its better than your stomach or your kidneys bursting

    or your testicles

    you are far more likely to survive your testicles bursting

    But chances are good you will wish you had died.

    sarukun on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    When I think of something going wrong with my testicles, I think of those Amazon parasites or whatever that flow up your pee stream and lay eggs in your penis.

    That would just be terrible.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The dreaded kin-dir-u

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man , imagine a kindiru mating with a piranha

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bwanie wrote: »
    man , imagine a kindiru mating with a piranha

    Just a school of confused, toothy kindanha, itchin' to feast on unsuspecting dong.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bwanie wrote: »
    man , imagine a kindiru mating with a piranha

    Just a school of confused, toothy kindanha, itchin' to feast on unsuspecting dong.

    D:
    D:

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    bwanie wrote: »
    man , imagine a kindiru mating with a piranha

    Just a school of confused, toothy kindanha, itchin' to feast on unsuspecting dong.

    D:
    D:
    8-)

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fuck laying eggs, we're hungry

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Triple B wrote: »
    You know i've been thinking

    if you have to have something burst

    wouldn't your appendix probably be your first choice?

    i mean its better than your stomach or your kidneys bursting

    or your testicles

    you are far more likely to survive your testicles bursting

    But chances are good you will wish you had died.

    There are some things worse than death.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    like Friends marathons and George Lopez on Nick at Nite

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    friends marathons are the best though :?:

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that is not a very funny joke Bemis

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    not a joke

    i love friends

    what can i say

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you can start by saying you are sorry

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    nah

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    In highschool this girl I had a crush on was all into Friends.

    I started watching it in order to have something in common we could talk about, DBZ didn't seem to be amongst her interests.

    It wasn't a bad show, kinda awkward at times but not bad.

    Jigrah on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh it's a terrible show but i do enjoy it quite alot

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the only thing redeeming about that show was jennifer aniston's legs

    Triple B on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Triple B stands for Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And her consistently tight sweaters.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Triple B stands for Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

    what

    no

    Triple B on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh right

    big bulging butts

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh right

    big bulging butts

    no

    seriously why are we talking about my name

    someone's goddamn appendix was in pieces for like 2 weeks and he fucking lived

    that shit is almost as impressive as that dude who got his arm trapped under a boulder and had to cut it off with his pocket knife

    OP eats bullets and farts gunpowder

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bwanie wrote: »
    man , imagine a kindiru mating with a piranha

    Just a school of confused, toothy kindanha, itchin' to feast on unsuspecting dong.

    Personally, I find the idea of candiru crossbred with flying fish much more terrifying.

    Wallhitter on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Triple B wrote: »
    oh right

    big bulging butts

    no

    seriously why are we talking about my name

    someone's goddamn appendix was in pieces for like 2 weeks and he fucking lived

    that shit is almost as impressive as that dude who got his arm trapped under a boulder and had to cut it off with his pocket knife

    OP eats bullets and farts gunpowder

    I wouldn't say I'm that impressive.

    oh okay yeah I'm pretty great aren't I

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