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go buy some pills from a pharmacy
get a coffee filter
put the pills in the filter and pour water on them
depending on the pills they might crumble up a bit
drink the water from below
this works with nurofen plus, which is ibuprufen and codeine
the ibuprufen gets filtered out and the water gets all the codeine
but get just any pills and do it and pretend
if you have a girlfriend convince her of the merits of this exercise
bring her in and start making out
start getting her clothes off and really get into it
get half naked and bring out a box of condoms
then punch her in the face
Air on
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NadsBob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2008
Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
if you have a girlfriend convince her of the merits of this exercise
bring her in and start making out
start getting her clothes off and really get into it
get half naked and bring out a box of condoms
then punch her in the face
Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
put up a big picture of the fat girl eating the cake
stare at it
occasionally look over at the fat girl sitting in the class
spend half an hour gagging and eventually vomiting
Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
slowly drink straight from a bottle of liquor as you fiddle with a handgun
glad we're on the same depressing page, nads
Satans, what are your feelings on the new Weezer album? I'm liking it quite a bit so far.
it's got some excellent tracks, but it's also got heart songs
so there's good and bad
i read something today about weezer that i really liked though:
Weezer is a singles band. It doesn't really matter if they put filler on their albums because it's all about the songs that will end up on their greatest hits collection, and that will inevitably become the best record in their discography. Watching their career unfold is basically like getting the best power pop cd ever slowly doled out over an installment plan.
put up a big picture of the fat girl eating the cake
stare at it
occasionally look over at the fat girl sitting in the class
spend half an hour gagging and eventually vomiting
Shit man just wander up there with an esky of beer, bring up a friend, and just drink and talk about how fucking pointless this assignment is and how stupid the teacher is.
Then slowly one by one discuss every single shortcomings of your class mates.
if you can somehow get an erection during this process, all the better
the wook on
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NadsBob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2008
bring in a chair and a piece of paper labeled "Hit List." Spend the next hour slowly looking over the class and writing each and everyone's name on it. Using your own blood.
NadsBob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2008
Spend 45 minutes going through your OkCupid matches. Obnoxiously yell out their faults as you rate them. "FAT!" "LAZY EYE!" "BIG NOSE!" "BURN VICTIM!" "CRIPPLE!"
Spend 45 minutes going through your OkCupid matches. Obnoxiously yell out their faults as you rate them. "FAT!" "LAZY EYE!" "BIG NOSE!" "BURN VICTIM!" "CRIPPLE!"
Except be more racist about it
People are often more racist in private than they are in public. Wook in the exception because he is awesome
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this is technically not against the rules
just chillaxin'
had finals and shit recently and so less time to maek poast
still around though
how's it hangin'
Then just give it a week for the rumors to spread and bam! New teacher.
actually I'm fairly sure drug use would not be reported - unless to emergency services cuz you were fucking yourself up bad and out of it/dying
that or he gets an easy A in the class
Rumours? That goes a bit beyond a rumour.
steam
get a coffee filter
put the pills in the filter and pour water on them
depending on the pills they might crumble up a bit
drink the water from below
this works with nurofen plus, which is ibuprufen and codeine
the ibuprufen gets filtered out and the water gets all the codeine
but get just any pills and do it and pretend
if this is a theater course as I suspect it is
then yeah, probably
bring her in and start making out
start getting her clothes off and really get into it
get half naked and bring out a box of condoms
then punch her in the face
yes
bring a mirror and pop all your zits
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
no this is even better
Proceed.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
steam
glad we're on the same depressing page, nads
Satans..... hints.....
Satans, what are your feelings on the new Weezer album? I'm liking it quite a bit so far.
stare at it
occasionally look over at the fat girl sitting in the class
spend half an hour gagging and eventually vomiting
teach is banking on getting this one room where one entire wall is mirrored
it's got some excellent tracks, but it's also got heart songs
so there's good and bad
i read something today about weezer that i really liked though:
Weezer is a singles band. It doesn't really matter if they put filler on their albums because it's all about the songs that will end up on their greatest hits collection, and that will inevitably become the best record in their discography. Watching their career unfold is basically like getting the best power pop cd ever slowly doled out over an installment plan.
leave your horrible oily residue upon the wall
Shit man just wander up there with an esky of beer, bring up a friend, and just drink and talk about how fucking pointless this assignment is and how stupid the teacher is.
Then slowly one by one discuss every single shortcomings of your class mates.
Satans..... hints.....
if you can somehow get an erection during this process, all the better
i don't see how those two things really work together
yeah but if you could pull it off
nobody would look at you the same way again
go from there
Except be more racist about it
People are often more racist in private than they are in public. Wook in the exception because he is awesome
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.