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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Walk in, drop on your knees, and just start blowing the teacher.

    Nads on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Walk in, drop on your knees, and just start blowing the teacher.

    this is technically not against the rules

    satansfingers on
  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    animal companion!

    where have you been my doggie

    just chillaxin'

    had finals and shit recently and so less time to maek poast

    still around though

    how's it hangin'

    animal companion on
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Walk in, drop on your knees, and just start blowing the teacher.

    this is technically not against the rules

    Then just give it a week for the rumors to spread and bam! New teacher.

    Nads on
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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Bring in a ziplock of powdered sugar, a mirror, and a credit card

    start doing lines and don't stop till the cops show up

    actually I'm fairly sure drug use would not be reported - unless to emergency services cuz you were fucking yourself up bad and out of it/dying

    Deusfaux on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Walk in, drop on your knees, and just start blowing the teacher.

    this is technically not against the rules

    Then just give it a week for the rumors to spread and bam! New teacher.

    that or he gets an easy A in the class

    satansfingers on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Walk in, drop on your knees, and just start blowing the teacher.

    this is technically not against the rules

    Then just give it a week for the rumors to spread and bam! New teacher.

    Rumours? That goes a bit beyond a rumour.

    Shifty Fister on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    go buy some pills from a pharmacy
    get a coffee filter
    put the pills in the filter and pour water on them
    depending on the pills they might crumble up a bit
    drink the water from below

    this works with nurofen plus, which is ibuprufen and codeine
    the ibuprufen gets filtered out and the water gets all the codeine
    but get just any pills and do it and pretend

    Air on
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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Walk in, drop on your knees, and just start blowing the teacher.

    this is technically not against the rules

    Then just give it a week for the rumors to spread and bam! New teacher.

    that or he gets an easy A in the class

    if this is a theater course as I suspect it is

    then yeah, probably

    animal companion on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    if you have a girlfriend convince her of the merits of this exercise
    bring her in and start making out
    start getting her clothes off and really get into it
    get half naked and bring out a box of condoms
    then punch her in the face

    Air on
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.

    Nads on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Air wrote: »
    if you have a girlfriend convince her of the merits of this exercise
    bring her in and start making out
    start getting her clothes off and really get into it
    get half naked and bring out a box of condoms
    then punch her in the face

    yes

    snap on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    uh

    bring a mirror and pop all your zits

    the wook on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sing numa numa alone in front of a webcam.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.

    no this is even better

    snap on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bring some lubricant and a chicken.
    Proceed.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Air and Nads those are both awesome

    Shifty Fister on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
    slowly drink straight from a bottle of liquor as you fiddle with a handgun

    glad we're on the same depressing page, nads

    satansfingers on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Break up with somebody.

    Blake T on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    peanut butter and a puppy

    snap on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
    slowly drink straight from a bottle of liquor as you fiddle with a handgun

    glad we're on the same depressing page, nads

    <3

    Satans, what are your feelings on the new Weezer album? I'm liking it quite a bit so far.

    Nads on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    put up a big picture of the fat girl eating the cake
    stare at it
    occasionally look over at the fat girl sitting in the class
    spend half an hour gagging and eventually vomiting

    Air on
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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    uh

    bring a mirror and pop all your zits

    teach is banking on getting this one room where one entire wall is mirrored

    Deusfaux on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hahaha

    snap on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Bring in a pillow and a bottle of Jack. Lay on the floor hugging the pillow, Jack in one hand, and just sob your guts out. In the other hand, be holding a picture of Princess Diana.
    slowly drink straight from a bottle of liquor as you fiddle with a handgun

    glad we're on the same depressing page, nads

    <3

    Satans, what are your feelings on the new Weezer album? I'm liking it quite a bit so far.

    it's got some excellent tracks, but it's also got heart songs

    so there's good and bad

    i read something today about weezer that i really liked though:

    Weezer is a singles band. It doesn't really matter if they put filler on their albums because it's all about the songs that will end up on their greatest hits collection, and that will inevitably become the best record in their discography. Watching their career unfold is basically like getting the best power pop cd ever slowly doled out over an installment plan.

    satansfingers on
  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Deusfaux wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    uh

    bring a mirror and pop all your zits

    teach is banking on getting this one room where one entire wall is mirrored

    leave your horrible oily residue upon the wall

    animal companion on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Air wrote: »
    put up a big picture of the fat girl eating the cake
    stare at it
    occasionally look over at the fat girl sitting in the class
    spend half an hour gagging and eventually vomiting

    Shit man just wander up there with an esky of beer, bring up a friend, and just drink and talk about how fucking pointless this assignment is and how stupid the teacher is.

    Then slowly one by one discuss every single shortcomings of your class mates.

    Blake T on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tweeze your balls

    if you can somehow get an erection during this process, all the better

    the wook on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    bring in a chair and a piece of paper labeled "Hit List." Spend the next hour slowly looking over the class and writing each and everyone's name on it. Using your own blood.

    Nads on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lick the wall

    Air on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    tweeze your balls

    if you can somehow get an erection during this process, all the better

    i don't see how those two things really work together

    satansfingers on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    tweeze your balls

    if you can somehow get an erection during this process, all the better

    i don't see how those two things really work together

    yeah but if you could pull it off

    nobody would look at you the same way again

    the wook on
  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mutter horrible curses about your teacher, and about stanislavski for making you do this horrible deed

    animal companion on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WORSHIP YOUR GOD DAGON

    snap on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    see if you can find a Billy Blank's Tae-Bo video at a videostore

    go from there

    the wook on
  • The EverymanThe Everyman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Watch a full episode of Real Sex.

    The Everyman on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Spend 45 minutes going through your OkCupid matches. Obnoxiously yell out their faults as you rate them. "FAT!" "LAZY EYE!" "BIG NOSE!" "BURN VICTIM!" "CRIPPLE!"

    Nads on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    put on the sickest most hardcore porn you can find and take detailed notes

    Air on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Spend 45 minutes going through your OkCupid matches. Obnoxiously yell out their faults as you rate them. "FAT!" "LAZY EYE!" "BIG NOSE!" "BURN VICTIM!" "CRIPPLE!"

    Except be more racist about it

    People are often more racist in private than they are in public. Wook in the exception because he is awesome

    Fiz on
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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cover yourself in mayonnaise and roll around on a tarp, grunting, moaning and breathing oh so heavily.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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