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Drug Test

HermusHermus Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
Hello people of H/A! I think I might have to take a drug test in the next few days, and I smoked last night. Any tips for cleansing my system of THC?

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think these threads may be frowned upon here - not certain, though. Just for what it's worth...

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  • HermusHermus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, ok. How can I delete the thread?

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hermus wrote: »
    Hello people of H/A! I think I might have to take a drug test in the next few days, and I smoked last night. Any tips for cleansing my system of THC?

    If you want to work anywhere you have to stop smoking weed. It will show up in the results and they'll skip you over.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    From what I hear, nothing really works except not smoking the stuff. If you aren't a heavy or habitual smoker I think it's gone faster than if you smoke for one day, and it depends on how much you smoked and all that.

    I'm not an expert or anything, but if you've been smoking a bunch recently you probably aren't going to be clear in the next few days.

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  • KrikeeKrikee Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Certo, take on an empty stomach 1 hour prior and drink water till you pop. Piss twice and take your test. Or, you could go to your local head shop and ask for detox. I recommend Ready Clean.

    Since THC is fat soluble it takes about 30 days for most people to have it naturally clear their system. Obviously the more fat you have the more time required and vice-verse.

    EDIT: The methods for passing a drug test with THC will not clear it from your system. You are diluting your urine so the metabolites fall below detectable levels. If you're worried about passing drug test the only sure fire way is to not do drugs. If a company spends money on a real lab test they will know if you have diluted your urine at which point it is up to the company to decide if a dilution is a pass or fail. Bottom line, if you want to pass all the time don't do drugs.

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  • CarolinaBBQCarolinaBBQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would check out the fine folks over at marihemp.org and check out the Sharp Rubber Duck faq.
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