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KRAFT, WE'VE GOT THE BLUES

I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
So, I'm making macaroni, but I only have

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That much milk.

What do I use instead?

And don't even tell me "make something else"

Fuck you guys, I want macaroni.

Do I just put in more water, or what?

Alternatively, discuss dairy dinosaurs

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    water faggot

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah but I'm scared it won't be delicious like milk.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You go buy more milk

    Don't try this without milk, the results aren't pretty

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    do you have a woman around


    are you a woman

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Use more butter

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    semen

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    honestly, the less milk you use the better

    alternatively you could use buttermilk

    I did that once and it was deeeeeelicious

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    do you have a woman around


    are you a woman

    kovak I laughed far too hard at this

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i just had a salad

    fuck yeah i feel great

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also don't forget to throw some real cheese in there

    boxed macaroni and cheese without real cheddar in it ain't worth the name

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It is so hot outside, and I can't find my shoes, and the asphalt is hot

    My dad's out doing stuff, and he's picking up milk because I asked him to, but he won't be back forever

    And my mother is outside tanning

    I am so afraid of no milk

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    honestly, the less milk you use the better

    alternatively you could use buttermilk

    I did that once and it was deeeeeelicious
    i too, enjoy attempting to clog my arteries

    have you tried just eating lard out of a bucket i heard that works pretty well

    no I have not tried that

    it doesn't sound very tasty :(

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i just found out that i've sent 1000 texts this week

    i have a 500 text limit

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    quit being a condescending asshole

    also, this shit is gross

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dang, Kovak

    who are you texting

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have unlimited texting

    my phone can handle 400 inbox texts and 400 sent texts before I need to delete them

    I have deleted them four times today.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    only 1000

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    projeck who are you talking to

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If you add more butter then you would normally, the mac an cheese will be even creamier and tastier then it would if you made it normally. You don't even need milk.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    some people have friends tfs

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh man I wish I had some goddamn velveeta shells

    oh man

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i just found out that i've sent 1000 texts this week

    i have a 500 text limit
    dude unless you are texting the magna carta or something what the FUCK are you doing sending 1000 individual messages in less than a week

    They count texts recieved as texts you've used. So that 500 is really 250 sent out, 250 recieved.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the only times that I have ever sent a tousand or more is when I'm using AIM and MSN on my phone

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i want to eat reeses puffs cereal

    but there's no milk

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I sent a text message once.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    1000 ain't no thang

    I have personally seen usage records in accounts where people exceed ten thousand messages in less than a month

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Candy? For breakfast?

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    damn

    my sick burn is bottom paged

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    basically yeah ive sent 500 received 500

    it's mainly monica

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    except i have 500 for a month

    and i've sent/recieved 1000 in the first week

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    projeck who are you talking to

    which person is being a condescending asshole

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Candy? For breakfast?

    NOT CANDY

    IT'S REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL

    WAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    why don't you just get unlimited texts kovak

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I go to a 7-12 high school, and my friend is dating a seventh grader

    She ran up a thousand dollar bill on only her bill

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yeah thats gonna cost you a pretty penny I remember befor ehaving unlimited I went about 700 or so over. Cost me 75 bucks

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