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I wouldn't give up booze for Mormonism unless my wives were Meghan Fox, Salma Hayek, and Mariska Hargitay 12 years ago.
i hate passive aggressiveness. i prefer open and active aggressiveness, as that's at least honest and can be confronted directly.
my mother thinks homosexuality is a sin and that homosexuals are mentally handicapped in a way. she thinks it's equatable to schizophrenia or autism, in that it's not a person's fault, their brain is just that way and you should help them and love them even if they are doing something bad.
it's so mind-blowingly passive-aggressive it hurts my fucking brain. it's why my mother doesn't know my sexual orientation, because i see how she treats my gay uncle, who is her own damn brother.
nope!
thus i am the gayest gay
edit: not my bonar tho u fukin queer har har har
I really have no idea how the average american lives or what he does with his time.
i am a hunter
i kill animals myself and eat them
i do this in order to set the balance right in the universe
basically i am compensating for dude's like projeck who don't eat meat, so i eat more meat and kill more animals on their behalf
you're welcome, projeck
Hell, I'd take up booze for Meghan Fox.
Edit: Fuck, hit enter by accident. Real post incoming.
We kick it old school.
I cannot imagine life without steak, it's too depressing.
Yeah make that 8 years ago or prior.
Other things I was debating putting into the "beared man" slot:
-Zeus
-Flying Spaghetti Monster
-Multi-tentacled ever-thing
-(Jack Kirby's) All-Father
-Osiris
-Thor
it just came out of the list as the most bizarre and extreme thing on the list.
how
thanks!
"Thou shalt put thine woman in her place" was the 11th commandment but they lost the tablet
at first i thought it was just her being an ultra-religious bitch but then i found out that the real story was that my uncle confided in her years ago about his homosexual leanings and she tried to help him "fix it" by fixing him up with her friends and stuff and basically trying to straighten the gay out of him.
so when he was like "no actually i accept being gay and don't hate myself anymore" for her it was like a stab in the back on top of things.
this lasted basically until christmas, when my grandma was like "you both stop this shit, the one who doesn't show up to christmas is out of the family"
so they both showed up and got to talking and apologized to each other and stuff
but things are still awkward and strained
I've told her more than once that I'd do it if steak wasn't so goddamn delicious
Also venison
i'd be more down with vegetarianism if there was high protein alternatives to meat that weren't based on fucking soy
soy don't agree with me in any large quantity
Yeah I can see where you are coming from with that. But man, I had a youth pastor for a while who was one of the best guys I have ever met. Really smart, pretty funny and very understanding about basically everything.
A gay kid started going to our church, of course most of the kids were ... less than understanding about him. But my youth pastor treated him just like everybody else. And uh. Some other things. I can't really communicate too well tonight.
In other news, half of my city has been under several feet of water within the past day or two, the hospital has been evacuated, and a bridge has collapsed. And that is on top of the storms and oh hey there was a tornado ripping through a trailer park type section of town earlier in the week, I should start a thread about it.
maybe i just don't have the highest standards
Do you talk about how fucking delicious these dead animals are as you chomp on them around her
"Om nom nom, jesus h christ this cow is mother fucking delicious. good crap, I can taste the sadness in its eyes, and it's fucking delightful"
The increased estrogen thing is kinda bad too.
Vegan. Nothing with any kind of animal products in it
Which I guess includes Skittles and Jell-O, and fuck that I like my candy
i'm a vegan
No no no
You tell her that vegans are crazy bitches
You'd be a vegetarian
But then again my parents are a mixed-race couple, and my dad had to deal with a lot of shit from my mom's father, so it might have influenced his position a bit.
But anyways, yeah, my sister and her husband are devoutly religious, Catholic I should say. I like Catholics, am a former Catholic, but they are just unwilling to see the issue of gay marriage. They don't think gay people are mentally broken, but they think that, because they are gay, and gay people can't get married, they should never have sex. Their reasoning is that premarital sex isn't okay, and since gay people can't get married, then any sexual activity they have is "premarital" or under that same blanket.
Its a little frustrating, but whatever.
That said, I'm an agnostic, or maybe nontheist would be more appropriate. I don't pray to a god, I don't go to church, I don't do any of that shit. However, from time to time, I do make tobacco offerings to the spirits of my ancestors and meditate. I also thank them from time to time. Like, when my family says grace, and I'm around them, I usually just quietly (and mentally) thank the spirits of my ancestors for the food and family.
gelatine
There were 15 commandments originally.
Not in a dick way
It's more of a joke among friends, because she's not super-pushy about "meat is murder" and shit
It's like "You guys eat meat and I don't, oh well who fucking cares"
yes
they can do it
the problem is that it tastes fucking awful
they can basically grow muscle tissue in a petrie dish but it's gross as hell to eat.
they're trying to figure out how to "flex it" and build it into something like real meat
ANIMALS I MEAN
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