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bangin is awesome let's talk about it
Charles Kinbote
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guys let's be honest here
there comes a time in a person's life when he or she must get down and dirty
if you don't then you fail to uphold your family's honor
and some people are really, really bad at this
but some are honest to god gurus
and given that it is the entire purpose of our existence, why not talk about it
possible topics:
why girls are so bad at handjobs and shouldn't even bother
why guys think it is nice to treat vaginas like the wooden doors that bar entrance to the king's castle
smell my fingers
there comes a time in a person's life when he or she must get down and dirty
if you don't then you fail to uphold your family's honor
and some people are really, really bad at this
but some are honest to god gurus
and given that it is the entire purpose of our existence, why not talk about it
possible topics:
why girls are so bad at handjobs and shouldn't even bother
why guys think it is nice to treat vaginas like the wooden doors that bar entrance to the king's castle
smell my fingers
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It was keen.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
two chicks ever decent at a handjob
two
they are rubbish at it because man it's not like they got the equipment on themselves to know what works and what don't.
let's discuss who gets to sit on you sans boner
and then again, but bonered
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
she was all oh bibble i just had 87 orgasms at the same time youre the best at vaginal intercourse
boners boners boners
but
once it's started up then we gotta switch to something more effective because they aren't going to be able to finish me off
I don't hold it against her, but when she gets into that in the middle of things I'm like "ok that's fine time for something else"
and while I do understand that they don't have the equipment, it's not like all guys are bad at our equivalent so I'm not sure where the breakdown is
also h5 pipe I got some third base action about an hour ago
that's not a discussion, that's just rampant bonery
let's be honest the only thing people here like to talk about is bangin' and the tools used to craft it
and like politics
is terrible blowjobs
molar abrasions yay
Surely you should walk before you run?
I don't even know why I post in these threads
I just get jealous
Go for the combo score
Terrible handjob with every once in a while some scrapy blowjob action
which confuses me because she used to be a lesbian which confuses me more because i don't understand why i think those things are related
for girls who are uncomfortable for any kind of sex but feel bad about not doing anything
that is right
It is a good starting platform and auxiliary technique
But should never really be the feature presentation of a given encounter
I mean unless you're into them
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I also miss it.
supposedly back in highschool my brother got some girl to give him a handjob at some party
but it didnt last long cause she sucked or didnt want to do it anymore or something
turns out my brother is gay
that girl failed
how much do you miss it
is the question
do you miss it enough to start dicking a warm calzone wrapped in a british flag
Not as such, no
but once she gets back, hoo boy
Also like five minutes from now
boy was that embarrassing