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Rankenphile
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
The other thread is nigh on 100 pages, and there seems to be a shitload of interest in the game since it came out last week, so you know the drill. Yak it up, chuckleheads.
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Even the porn thread was derailed eventually.
This makes an astonishing amount of sense.
Frighteningly true.
on one hand I do want 'em, but on the other, my friends weren't exactly enthusiastic about playing after... an hour, so it doesn't give me a whole lot of hope for continued playing
Right now players look like
Meissnerd
Quetzi?
Munkus
Stale
Moriveth
Mysst
I need to know everyone's schedules because I know quetzi might not be able to make it work.
boot out quetzi and give me a spot because quetzi has a question mark
Good, goooood
key word is 'almost', though
This table is roughly 100 pages long.
But that doesn't matter, because only the first 10 or so pages actually have results on them, the other 90 are just blank rows going up to 99999 or so.
But the 10 pages are actually kinda entertaining.
Kinda.
and asshole circumference
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------ Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved. ------------------------General Character Information------------------------------ Character Name: Vincent Bagshaw Gender: M Race: Human Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult Homeland: Level: Religion: Height: 69 Weight: 128 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Serf Age: 28 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Tan Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 5th Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Dirty Blond Hair Type: Thick, straight Hair Length: 1 Vision: Near-sightedness, 500 feet Facial Feature: Connected eyebrows Perceived as dumb and animalistic Birthplace: City Birthday:4/8/5072 Most Attactive Feature: Crotch Most Repulsive Feature: Eyes Appearance: Notes: ----------------------------Character Abilities------------------------------------- Sub-ability Score Mods ____________________________________________________________________________________ PHYSIQUE: 92 -3 Physical Fitness: 91 -3 Sprint: 53 Strength: 143 20 Damage: +20% C&J: 81 Bench: 162 DL: 243 Bodily Attractiveness: 51 -29 Health: 83 -10 Int/Vom: +10% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 51% CHARISMA: 107 3 Facial: 107 3 Description: Plain Vocal: 125 12 Description: Normal Kinetic: 106 3 Description: Ordinary Rhetoric: 91 -3 Avg. Speech: 145 or 195 (50%) DEXTERITY: 116 9 Hand-Eye Coordination: 87 -6 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch Agility: 136 17 CA Bonus: 6 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3 Reaction Speed: 131 14 Deep Sleep Recov: 2 Enunciation: 112 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4% INTELLIGENCE: 76 -13 Language: 91 -3 #: 2 Vocab: Conversion Math: 48 -34 Highest Math: Multiplication Analytical: 105 3 Spatial: 61 -21 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 17 WISDOM: 90 -6 Drive: 82 -10 Hours Resting: 18 Intuition: 83 -10 Common Sense: 95 -3 Likely to: - Reflection: 102 0 Earliest memory at: Age 3 Life Points: 22 Unconscious: 4 CA: 16 Piety Points: 48 Magic Points: Breadth: 34 BMI: 18.954 BMI Status: Underweight -------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------ Ethicality: 94 Morality: 56 You are: Ethical w/Neutral tendencies Neutral -------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------ Sanguine: 21 Choleric: 51 Melancholic: 63 Phlegmatic: 99 Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic -------------------------------------Starting Funds--------------------------------- Silver Pieces: 98 ------------------------------------Mental Illnesses-------------------------------- None --------------------------------------Allergies------------------------------------- Allergy 1: dust ------------------------------------Rare Features----------------------------------- Handedness: Right-handed Foot Size: 9 Head Cicumference: 23.36 -----------------------------------Sexual Features---------------------------------- Manhood Length: 4.945 Manhood Circumference: 3.90902 Anal Circumference Potential: 7 Nipple Length: 0.25 Areola Diameter: 1.5 Areola Hue: Medium Tongue Size: 0.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual Debauchery: 23I swear, even the automatic character creator is tedious.
"Fuck."
No wait they're always evil and ugly. Whi-I mean Light Elf only.
Including fucking vocal charisma, which is how fast you can talk
because you know everyone loves an auctioneer
Keep in mind, this was completely generated randomly.
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------ Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved. ------------------------General Character Information------------------------------ Character Name: Ass-Beater Gender: M Race: Ogre Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult Homeland: Level: Religion: Height: 107 Weight: 633 Siblings: 3 Social Class: Peasant Age: 57 Max Age: 200 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Tan Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Light Brown Hair Type: Thick, straight, oily Hair Length: 18 Vision: Perfect natural vision Facial Feature: Slender and hooked nose Perceived as eagle-like Birthplace: Village Birthday:9/15/5043 Most Attactive Feature: Legs Most Repulsive Feature: Eyes Appearance: Notes: ----------------------------Character Abilities------------------------------------- Sub-ability Score Mods ____________________________________________________________________________________ PHYSIQUE: 172 32 Physical Fitness: 118 9 Sprint: 69 Strength: 389 99 Damage: +99% C&J: 224 Bench: 448 DL: 672 Bodily Attractiveness: 87 -6 Health: 96 -3 Int/Vom: +3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 55% CHARISMA: 86 -6 Facial: 79 -10 Description: Plain Vocal: 103 3 Description: Normal Kinetic: 69 -17 Description: Awkward Rhetoric: 94 -3 Avg. Speech: 145 or 195 (50%) DEXTERITY: 57 -25 Hand-Eye Coordination: 78 -13 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch Agility: 54 -29 CA Bonus: -8 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3 Reaction Speed: 52 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3 Enunciation: 44 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90% INTELLIGENCE: 55 -25 Language: 40 -38 #: 1 Vocab: Violate Math: 55 -25 Highest Math: Division Analytical: 43 -34 Spatial: 84 -10 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 100 WISDOM: 91 -3 Drive: 109 6 Hours Resting: 15 Intuition: 72 -17 Common Sense: 95 -3 Likely to: - Reflection: 90 -6 Earliest memory at: Age 3 Life Points: 54 Unconscious: 10 CA: 5 Piety Points: 7 Magic Points: Breadth: 48 BMI: 38.9785 BMI Status: Healthy weight -------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------ Ethicality: 38 Morality: 1 You are: Neutral Immoral -------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------ Sanguine: 46 Choleric: 62 Melancholic: 74 Phlegmatic: 56 Primary Temperament: Melancholic Secondary Temperament: Choleric -------------------------------------Starting Funds--------------------------------- Silver Pieces: 5 ------------------------------------Mental Illnesses-------------------------------- None --------------------------------------Allergies------------------------------------- Allergy 1: asthma ------------------------------------Rare Features----------------------------------- Handedness: Right-handed Foot Size: 15 Head Cicumference: 34.12 -----------------------------------Sexual Features---------------------------------- Manhood Length: 11.8592 Manhood Circumference: 14.4148 Anal Circumference Potential: 14 Nipple Length: 1 Areola Diameter: 6 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify Tongue Size: 7 Sexuality: Heterosexual Debauchery: 75Secret Satan
Yeah, that's fine
Lame!
Secret Satan
For the powers section of the character sheet. Do...do I just list all 1st level cleric power or what?
Edit: Guessing from Zombies sheet, I pick two at-will, two encounter, and one daily?
I am quite excited about Kovak's campaign, though.
My spaghetti, it has been eaten in the shower while weeping.
I would like to play senior kovak if this will be done over the interbutt
Want an elderly character? Make your mental scores better than usual and your physical ones worse, is it really that hard to figure out without a book telling you how?
Or hey, Kovak, can I play a MM race? It'd be fun to play a doppleganger rogue.
Dude can be a minotaur without it being retarded.