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This is a story that does that involve me, but has been recounted to me by my friend who was witness to the events that took place, and corroborated by a few others.
During my junior year of highschool, the teacher for my friends Public Speaking class takes an unexplained leave of absence and is replaced by the student teacher for the rest of the year. Student teacher is an absolute push over, and the class basically dissolves into anarchy and everyone still somehow manages to pull at least a C+ in the class.
According to my friend, people chose this poor student teacher as the one to break. A list of happenings during this class include.
1) Multiple fights breaking out between the potential drop outs who were taking the class as a last resort or an easy credit.
2) Girls actually answering their cellphones in the middle of class...to talk to a girl on the other side of the room...just because they could.
3) Massive sweet spontaneous parties brah!
Basically the kind of shit high school students would do if they didn't give a shit about a class and actually had free reign to dick around and still get credit for it.
Finals roll around, and the student teacher actually grows a backbone. He makes everybody do a 10 minute long speech about whatever topic they want. They had two days to prepare, because he couldn't be buggered to give them a further notice.
Final speech, day two. Potential drop out #7349 gets up in front of the class and goes on to give a fifteen minute speech on why the student teacher is a terrible teacher, why he will never make it as a teacher, and how/why the class got away with what they did. He was met with a standing ovation from the classroom.
The Student teacher had a nervous breakdown and dropped his plans to become a teacher.
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rhythm guitar doesn't require that much practice surely
burn
well i have to come up with the songs so that the lead guitarist can come up with the riffs?
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited June 2008
A girl I know,a nd really liked, was going to America in a couple of days.
I went to go see her at her work, and talked to her breifly.
I got her friends number regarding a car I was considering buying, after a breif good bye I turned and walked.
She said "Byyye! I'll see you in like 3 months!"
I replied "Haha yeah!" with a brief turn and kept walking.
The second time I did this exact thing to her in 2 days.
I am a total fuck
Beating guys to death with a shovel because my rifle jammed just means it's Monday.
I really need to buy a better rifle.
Well mine was built by the lowest bidder with the ammo as well so it would happen at very bad times.
Nice to know that you cannot be an action star with grenades.
A girl I know,a nd really liked, was going to America in a couple of days.
I went to go see her at her work, and talked to her breifly.
I got her friends number regarding a car I was considering buying, after a breif good bye I turned and walked.
She said "Byyye! I'll see you in like 3 months!"
I replied "Haha yeah!" with a brief turn and kept walking.
The second time I did this exact thing to her in 2 days.
I am a total fuck
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
edited June 2008
My girlfriend Amy loves to play soccer. In primary (elementary) school she was being harassed by some guy. This went on for a while, up until the day she took a run up and kicked him, pointed toes, as hard as she physically could in the balls. He spent time in hospital, and only has one testicle as a result. Amy is awesome.
When I was but a wee young lad, my middle sister (youngest of three, two older sisters) used to pick on me. Slamming the car door on my hand, things like that. As I grew and started to get bigger than her, I began to fight back. We would scream and shout, pushing and shoving wrestling and punching, it slowly got worse. Our fighting escalated to the point where during a particulary vicious yelling match when I was about 9 or 10, she literally clawed me in the face with her fingernails, and peeled off a bit of skin.
I retaliated by throwing a steak knife at her head.
I was so angry I genuinely wanted to kill her. Thankfully it missed, and just broke some jarrah panelling on the wall. After that I realised that I probably should grow up a bit and learn how to control my temper. Now we are best buddies. We get along really well. Which is nice.
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NadsBob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2008
Speaking of dumbasses we knew from school:
I was with some aquaintances a number of years ago when they let me in on the recent actions of a guy we knew from school. Apparently, he had followed a girl to an ATM, held her at gunpoint and robbed her, then went back to her place and he tied her up in the bathtub and started robbing her place. Except the dipshit couldn't tie a knot to save his life, so she untied herself and escaped without him noticing. The cops caught him as he was carrying her tv out.
Speaking of dumbasses we knew from school:
I was with some aquaintances a number of years ago when they let me in on the recent actions of a guy we knew from school. Apparently, he had followed a girl to an ATM, held her at gunpoint and robbed her, then went back to her place and he tied her up in the bathtub and started robbing her place. Except the dipshit couldn't tie a knot to save his life, so untied herself and escaped without him noticing. The cops caught him as he was carrying her tv out.
Nads this is beautiful.
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
A girl I know,a nd really liked, was going to America in a couple of days.
I went to go see her at her work, and talked to her breifly.
I got her friends number regarding a car I was considering buying, after a breif good bye I turned and walked.
She said "Byyye! I'll see you in like 3 months!"
I replied "Haha yeah!" with a brief turn and kept walking.
The second time I did this exact thing to her in 2 days.
I am a total fuck
Yeah. Way to tell a horrible story.
It is the thing I feel worst about.
I have done worse, like running around the streets drunk with friends with crowbars and burning things down.
But that I actually felt like a terrible, worthless human being afterwards.
My girlfriend Amy loves to play soccer. In primary (elementary) school she was being harassed by some guy. This went on for a while, up until the day she took a run up and kicked him, pointed toes, as hard as she physically could in the balls. He spent time in hospital, and only has one testicle as a result. Amy is awesome.
When I was but a wee young lad, my middle sister (youngest of three, two older sisters) used to pick on me. Slamming the car door on my hand, things like that. As I grew and started to get bigger than her, I began to fight back. We would scream and shout, pushing and shoving wrestling and punching, it slowly got worse. Our fighting escalated to the point where during a particulary vicious yelling match when I was about 9 or 10, she literally clawed me in the face with her fingernails, and peeled off a bit of skin.
I retaliated by throwing a steak knife at her head.
I was so angry I genuinely wanted to kill her. Thankfully it missed, and just broke some jarrah panelling on the wall. After that I realised that I probably should grow up a bit and learn how to control my temper. Now we are best buddies. We get along really well. Which is nice.
Nothing quite ruins a relationship like a steak knife to the head. Glad ya missed!
spiked a volleyball into the other team's captain's face because she sneered at me during the coin toss
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited June 2008
Back when I was 9 or so I threw an empty ice-cream container about two or three meters at a girl I know. Somehow an empty ice cream container gave her a blood nose, to this day I have no idea how it happens.
spiked a volleyball into the other team's captain's face because she sneered at me during the coin toss
That's my girl......
I didn't get blamed for it simply because in volleyball it is generally accepted that when you see a ball coming for your face you DODGE IT instead of make eyes at your boyfriend in the stands
to this day I have no idea why she didn't dodge the ball
I saw a guy desperately wracking his brain for answers he didn't know on a test. I wrote bunch of wrong answers on a scratch sheet and "dropped" it as I was turning in my test. I half-turned to look and he was looking at the ground and writing furiously.
Speaking of dumbasses we knew from school:
I was with some aquaintances a number of years ago when they let me in on the recent actions of a guy we knew from school. Apparently, he had followed a girl to an ATM, held her at gunpoint and robbed her, then went back to her place and he tied her up in the bathtub and started robbing her place. Except the dipshit couldn't tie a knot to save his life, so untied herself and escaped without him noticing. The cops caught him as he was carrying her tv out.
a guy i went to high school with was arrested recently when the girl he had kidnapped and been raping for a week escaped when he untied her to kill her
I saw a guy desperately wracking his brain for answers he didn't know on a test. I wrote bunch of wrong answers on a scratch sheet and "dropped" it as I was turning in my test. I half-turned to look and he was looking at the ground and writing furiously.
Speaking of dumbasses we knew from school:
I was with some aquaintances a number of years ago when they let me in on the recent actions of a guy we knew from school. Apparently, he had followed a girl to an ATM, held her at gunpoint and robbed her, then went back to her place and he tied her up in the bathtub and started robbing her place. Except the dipshit couldn't tie a knot to save his life, so untied herself and escaped without him noticing. The cops caught him as he was carrying her tv out.
a guy i went to high school with was arrested recently when the girl he had kidnapped and been raping for a week escaped when he untied her to kill her
There are pretty much two choices when you graduate high school: get a career or start tyin' up bitches.
Speaking of dumbasses we knew from school:
I was with some aquaintances a number of years ago when they let me in on the recent actions of a guy we knew from school. Apparently, he had followed a girl to an ATM, held her at gunpoint and robbed her, then went back to her place and he tied her up in the bathtub and started robbing her place. Except the dipshit couldn't tie a knot to save his life, so untied herself and escaped without him noticing. The cops caught him as he was carrying her tv out.
a guy i went to high school with was arrested recently when the girl he had kidnapped and been raping for a week escaped when he untied her to kill her
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i'm rhythm guitar!
During my junior year of highschool, the teacher for my friends Public Speaking class takes an unexplained leave of absence and is replaced by the student teacher for the rest of the year. Student teacher is an absolute push over, and the class basically dissolves into anarchy and everyone still somehow manages to pull at least a C+ in the class.
According to my friend, people chose this poor student teacher as the one to break. A list of happenings during this class include.
1) Multiple fights breaking out between the potential drop outs who were taking the class as a last resort or an easy credit.
2) Girls actually answering their cellphones in the middle of class...to talk to a girl on the other side of the room...just because they could.
3) Massive sweet spontaneous parties brah!
Basically the kind of shit high school students would do if they didn't give a shit about a class and actually had free reign to dick around and still get credit for it.
Finals roll around, and the student teacher actually grows a backbone. He makes everybody do a 10 minute long speech about whatever topic they want. They had two days to prepare, because he couldn't be buggered to give them a further notice.
Final speech, day two. Potential drop out #7349 gets up in front of the class and goes on to give a fifteen minute speech on why the student teacher is a terrible teacher, why he will never make it as a teacher, and how/why the class got away with what they did. He was met with a standing ovation from the classroom.
The Student teacher had a nervous breakdown and dropped his plans to become a teacher.
You are the 3rd best guy in the band!
i'm also vocals
so
i'm actually doubly the most important!
I really need to buy a better rifle.
well i have to come up with the songs so that the lead guitarist can come up with the riffs?
I went to go see her at her work, and talked to her breifly.
I got her friends number regarding a car I was considering buying, after a breif good bye I turned and walked.
She said "Byyye! I'll see you in like 3 months!"
I replied "Haha yeah!" with a brief turn and kept walking.
The second time I did this exact thing to her in 2 days.
I am a total fuck
i know it takes work and dedication to be a good rhythm guitarist i've done a little of it myself
Well mine was built by the lowest bidder with the ammo as well so it would happen at very bad times.
Nice to know that you cannot be an action star with grenades.
the lead guitarist wants me to be a bassist
i told him to fuck himself
Doomcock
When I was but a wee young lad, my middle sister (youngest of three, two older sisters) used to pick on me. Slamming the car door on my hand, things like that. As I grew and started to get bigger than her, I began to fight back. We would scream and shout, pushing and shoving wrestling and punching, it slowly got worse. Our fighting escalated to the point where during a particulary vicious yelling match when I was about 9 or 10, she literally clawed me in the face with her fingernails, and peeled off a bit of skin.
I retaliated by throwing a steak knife at her head.
I was so angry I genuinely wanted to kill her. Thankfully it missed, and just broke some jarrah panelling on the wall. After that I realised that I probably should grow up a bit and learn how to control my temper. Now we are best buddies. We get along really well. Which is nice.
I was with some aquaintances a number of years ago when they let me in on the recent actions of a guy we knew from school. Apparently, he had followed a girl to an ATM, held her at gunpoint and robbed her, then went back to her place and he tied her up in the bathtub and started robbing her place. Except the dipshit couldn't tie a knot to save his life, so she untied herself and escaped without him noticing. The cops caught him as he was carrying her tv out.
i was mainly a bassist and i am a little hurt by this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_PSG1
Nads this is beautiful.
It is the thing I feel worst about.
I have done worse, like running around the streets drunk with friends with crowbars and burning things down.
But that I actually felt like a terrible, worthless human being afterwards.
Nothing quite ruins a relationship like a steak knife to the head. Glad ya missed!
She still brings it up when I see her too.
Satans..... hints.....
mine are not very interesting stories
That's my girl......
Satans..... hints.....
I didn't get blamed for it simply because in volleyball it is generally accepted that when you see a ball coming for your face you DODGE IT instead of make eyes at your boyfriend in the stands
to this day I have no idea why she didn't dodge the ball
but I damn sure nailed that aim
I have no idea why I did that.
a guy i went to high school with was arrested recently when the girl he had kidnapped and been raping for a week escaped when he untied her to kill her
Wow.. that IS pretty jacked.
As a group we didn't give him a lot of shit, but this other kid I knew once punched him so hard in the kidneys that he coughed up blood.
There are pretty much two choices when you graduate high school: get a career or start tyin' up bitches.
wut
and my dad flooded the girls' dormitory with a fire hose and also removed a manhole cover from behind one of the wheels of his professor's car
and my mom used to ride a bike around the neighborhood with her brothers and sister and shoot fireworks into people's bathrooms
man I am the nicest person in my family