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Behold! The ultimate ethernet cable!

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Dude With Herpes wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
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    This is the single greatest thing in the history of ever.

    The single greatest tag?

    auto-erotic asphixiation.

    Because technically, this cable allows you to do that.

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    aaaaaaarrrg

    http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE

    Hey, isn't that Jabba's sail barge?

    It's moddled after it.

    If I ever win the lottery, it will be my first purchase.

    If I ever win the lottery, it will be my second purchase. The first will be an anti-grav system of some kind so that it hovers like Jabba's sail barge.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Possibly the best review I've ever read.
    To those of you who are under the impression that Copper, Silver, or even Roentgenium are superior conductors for home audio use... you are clearly missing the biggest piece of evidence against your theory: Scrooge McDuck.

    Did he flow seamlessly through a vault full of Copper, Silver and Unununium? Hardly. The pure and simple truth is that Gold is far superior in the transfer of 1's, 0's, and ducks.

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  • SushisourceSushisource Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God damn that amazon page is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen

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  • Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Veegeezee wrote: »
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    I laughed so hard I was forced to submit this thread to reddit.

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  • DoomulonDoomulon Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I read some of the tags under snake oil and it looks like this $500 ethernet cable is in good company...

    The Amazing Lazer Comb!

    A portable air filter!

    Ok, screw the laser comb, I want THIS!

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Doomulon wrote: »
    I read some of the tags under snake oil and it looks like this $500 ethernet cable is in good company...

    The Amazing Lazer Comb!

    A portable air filter!

    Ok, screw the laser comb, I want THIS!

    I'm amazed anybody would believe that, how would a directed beam of charged photons help your hair exactly?

    It's so stupid it's genius!

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like this in the list of Laser Comb's features: "Named Time Magazine's "Inventions of the Year"". And the enhanced LED/Laser Hair Chair apparently "Increases Shininess". Because that's what I've always wanted.

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    About two years ago, my store sold an "internet security device" that would sit between your modem and the rest of your network and had two massive buttons on top; one was green and marked go, and one red and marked stop. Thing cost about a hundred bucks, and for that bargain price "in case of emergency" you could hit the stop button, and it would break the connection between the modem and the router.

    Not as good as this, but

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CJTheran wrote: »
    About two years ago, my store sold an "internet security device" that would sit between your modem and the rest of your network and had two massive buttons on top; one was green and marked go, and one red and marked stop. Thing cost about a hundred bucks, and for that bargain price "in case of emergency" you could hit the stop button, and it would break the connection between the modem and the router.

    Not as good as this, but
    almost

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  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Damn, this is brilliant. This made my day.

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  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CJTheran wrote: »
    About two years ago, my store sold an "internet security device" that would sit between your modem and the rest of your network and had two massive buttons on top; one was green and marked go, and one red and marked stop. Thing cost about a hundred bucks, and for that bargain price "in case of emergency" you could hit the stop button, and it would break the connection between the modem and the router.

    Not as good as this, but

    Like one of these?
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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait, so which button does the what now? Where's that damned instruction manual?

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  • DHSDHS Chase lizards.. ...bark at donkeys..Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Doomulon wrote: »
    I read some of the tags under snake oil and it looks like this $500 ethernet cable is in good company...

    The Amazing Lazer Comb!

    My dad...

    ...bought that.






    I'm so hungry.

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