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Puzzle Farter

Some_JerkSome_Jerk Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
I used to wonder if I would know when I would be ready to make new topics on this forum. Then in a moment of clarity I recognized that I would only know when the time itself comes, just as the autumnal leaves know when to fall or flowers know when to blossum. Like a bird taking it's first flight, I too would have to act on instinct.

That time is now. Ladies and gentlemen of SE++, I give to you:

PUZZLE FARTER

The controls are simple, d-pad to move around, double tapping and holding up makes you glide...on your farts.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip-malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die.
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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't even like when wario farts on me in smash.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    and like most SE++ baby birds you fail to realize that you are an ostrich

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    no

    the best game is that one 2d game that one guy made where you are a dick connected to an ass and your goal is to fuck the asses of other dickasses with your dick without getting fucked in your ass by the dicks of said other dickasses




    IGN 9/10
    Gamespot 9.5/10
    Playstation magazine 5/5

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I rather like this game actually, it's like that shitting game with the unicorn.

    Thank you, Some_Jerk.

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    no

    the best game is that one 2d game that one guy made where you are a dick connected to an ass and your goal is to fuck the asses of other dickasses with your dick without getting fucked in your ass by the dicks of said other dickasses




    IGN 9/10
    Gamespot 9.5/10
    Playstation magazine 5/5

    if this isn't real somebody better make it. it's not gay.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    rane are you drunk

    you might be drunk

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm gonna go play etrian odyssey instead of this and feel sad that I couldn't find any copies of the sequel today

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    puzzle farter 2: four dollar gas

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    rane are you drunk

    you might be drunk

    I am actually stone-cold sober

    bed time though

    zz

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    and like most SE++ baby birds you fail to realize that you are an ostrich

    :^:

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I rather like this game actually, it's like that shitting game with the unicorn.

    Thank you, Some_Jerk.

    Shitting game? Unicorn?

    Link please.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Maybe if there was an option to turn the sound off but I'll be damned if I'm willing to sit through 50 god damn levels of farting noises.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    If I wanted to play a game with a bunch of farting I'd turn to Boogerman.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I rather like this game actually, it's like that shitting game with the unicorn.

    Thank you, Some_Jerk.

    Shitting game? Unicorn?

    Link please.

    Can't seem to locate it, Rankenphile or Orik or someone probably still knows where it is though.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    I am the fartiest.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    What? WHAT!?

    edit: these whats are to arsenic.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    At least I don't need to be told how to use printscreen over vent.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    At least I know how to fart.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Some_Jerk?

    more like

    some



    jerk


    damn it

    :(

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you tried TDOT thats all that matters

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    that's just something parents say to make their kids feel better when they fail

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yeah you're right you're horrible

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    that's just something parents say to make their kids feel better when they fail
    Well, at least those parents tried.

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