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The great dilemma...

scooby_216scooby_216 Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
Would you punch your mom in the face hard enough to break her nose for one million dollars?

-You're not allowed to tell her why you're doing it (until after it's over).
-You have to do it by surprise (just walk up and punch her).
-You can share the money with her when it's over.
-If you don't break her nose the first punch, you have to keep punching until it's broken.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd break your nose for a million dollars

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  • OdinOwnsYeAllOdinOwnsYeAll Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God, that's horrible :-(

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No, because there are some things I value more than money you capitalist scum.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    I'd break your nose for a million dollars

    I'd do it for free

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  • scooby_216scooby_216 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    No, because there are some things I value more than money you capitalist scum.

    I'm not saying I'd do it, I'm just asking the rest of you.

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd slit my mama's throat for a nickel.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd punch a million dollars.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    scooby_216 wrote: »
    Would you punch your mom in the face hard enough to break her nose for one million dollars?

    -You're not allowed to tell her why you're doing it (until after it's over).
    -You have to do it by surprise (just walk up and punch her).
    -You can share the money with her when it's over.
    -If you don't break her nose the first punch, you have to keep punching until it's broken.

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    for your mom.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, when rent time comes around there aint much I won't do.

    Olive Garden Time

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    scooby_216 wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    No, because there are some things I value more than money you capitalist scum.

    I'm not saying I'd do it, I'm just asking the rest of you.

    But you wouldn't be interested in our opinions unless the capability of doing it lurked within your own mind

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    I'll give one million dollars to the first person to go back in time and punch scooby's mom in the stomach hard enough to make her miscarry.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what the fuck, no, goodness, NO.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is this really the greatest dilemma?

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  • scooby_216scooby_216 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well, I've heard that relative to breaking other bones in your body, a broken nose isn't so painful.

    I can't speak from experience, though. Anyway, it's a million dollars!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'll give one million dollars to the first person to go back in time and punch scooby's mom in the stomach hard enough to make her miscarry.

    I will have done this in no time

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'll give one million dollars to the first person to go back in time and punch scooby's mom in the stomach hard enough to make her miscarry.

    I'm on the job

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i can't even be evil in knights of the old republic or fable, how in the hell would i ever even be able to think of doing this

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Damn it Wally

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Is this really the greatest dilemma?

    THIS IS IT

    INVEST ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH INTO THIS ONE PROBLEM

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    scooby_216 wrote: »
    Well, I've heard that relative to breaking other bones in your body, a broken nose isn't so painful.

    I can't speak from experience, though. Anyway, it's a million dollars!

    Let me tell you coming from someone who has had his nose broken and his arm broken you are dead fucking wrong.

    I didnt even notice my arm was broken for twenty minutes, in which time I played one round of TF2 and won.

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You're all lying if you say you wouldn't.

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'll give one million dollars to the first person to go back in time and punch scooby's mom in the stomach hard enough to make her miscarry.

    But then, how will you even know he existed?

    Tricksy! False!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i can't even be evil in knights of the old republic or fable, how in the hell would i ever even be able to think of doing this

    Bel that is a sexy av/sig combo you're rockin' lately

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'll give one million dollars to the first person to go back in time and punch scooby's mom in the stomach hard enough to make her miscarry.

    I'm on the job

    You get the flux capacitor, I'll get the DeLorean

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'll give one million dollars to the first person to go back in time and punch scooby's mom in the stomach hard enough to make her miscarry.

    I'm on the job

    You get the flux capacitor, I'll get the DeLorean

    You took the easy part of this job

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sad, depressed sack of tears

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  • scooby_216scooby_216 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    To those saying no, is a million just not enough or is there no amount that would motivate you?

    How about ten million then? Think about it.

    ~10 seconds of surprise, maybe a week (several?) of pain for your mom, and then for the rest of your lives, you and mom would be living like gangsters. And she'd get over it real quick when she's on the beach sipping Coronas, right?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'll give one million dollars to the first person to go back in time and punch scooby's mom in the stomach hard enough to make her miscarry.

    I'm on the job

    You get the flux capacitor, I'll get the DeLorean

    You took the easy part of this job

    Man those cars are pretty hard to find

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    He's waited since March trying to come up with the perfect followup to his great "She's The Man" thread and this what he decided on.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    scooby_216 wrote: »
    To those saying no, is a million just not enough or is there no amount that would motivate you?

    How about ten million then? Think about it.

    ~10 seconds of surprise, maybe a week of pain for your mom, and then for the rest of your lives, you and mom would be living like gangsters. And she'd get over it real quick when she's on the beach sipping Coronas, right?

    My mom hates Coronas you monster

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    scooby_216 wrote: »
    To those saying no, is a million just not enough or is there no amount that would motivate you?

    How about ten million then? Think about it.

    ~10 seconds of surprise, maybe a week of pain for your mom, and then for the rest of your lives, you and mom would be living like gangsters. And she'd get over it real quick when she's on the beach sipping Coronas, right?

    wait shit when did my mom become a boat cougar?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i can't even be evil in knights of the old republic or fable, how in the hell would i ever even be able to think of doing this

    Bel that is a sexy av/sig combo you're rockin' lately

    thanks :D i am not recognizable, but its damn hot so i'ma sport it for a while.

    regicid3- fuck no. I am not a whore, no amount of money could convince me to do something i find morally offensive.

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  • OdinOwnsYeAllOdinOwnsYeAll Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Random, unpredictable violence like that can really scar someone psychologically. PTSS is pretty common when things like that happen. So I guess the question is would you cause your mother serious physical and lasting psychological trauma for a bunch of cash?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Because if my mom is a boat cougar I'd probably do it for a lot less than that

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    Ok so, when do I get my million dollars?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    scooby_216 wrote: »
    To those saying no, is a million just not enough or is there no amount that would motivate you?

    How about ten million then? Think about it.

    ~10 seconds of surprise, maybe a week (several?) of pain for your mom, and then for the rest of your lives, you and mom would be living like gangsters. And she'd get over it real quick when she's on the beach sipping Coronas, right?

    My mom already lives on the beach sipping coronas because her son isn't a terrible failure like you.

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