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[Phalla] Kingdom of Shu - Wu Takes over China

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    !SIGN UP

    GOD-EMPEROR PRECISIONK HAS MADE HIS RETURN TO PHALLA

    Fuck yes.

    What a phalla to return to.

    Where's thorgot?

    He helped me with the game, so sadly, he doesn't get to play.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc can fill in for me.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
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    You're doing it wrong.
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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
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    Hey Hey Hey I said loosely based.

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sign up.

    Also I was totally going to make an Ikkitousen avatar before Aroduc posted that. Boo.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
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    Hey Hey Hey I said loosely based.

    Loosely based on BEING WRONG.

    Seriously. Liu Bei's manlove with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is what the Shu is all about. What was Ling? Ling was fucking nothing. He was the Mr Body of the Three Kingdoms. Nobody actually cares about Mr Body. The only thing Ling did for history was wrecking the Chinese government enough to allow the three kingdoms war to take place after he died.

    Obligatory Guan Yu
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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would like to !Sign Up

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    I !SIGN UP! THOSE WHO STAND IN THE WAY OF VIRTUE SHALL FAIL!

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
    ikkipreview_54.jpg

    Hey Hey Hey I said loosely based.

    Loosely based on BEING WRONG.

    Seriously. Liu Bei's manlove with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is what the Shu is all about. What was Ling? Ling was fucking nothing. He was the Mr Body of the Three Kingdoms. Nobody actually cares about Mr Body. The only thing Ling did for history was wrecking the Chinese government enough to allow the three kingdoms war to take place after he died.

    Obligatory Guan Yu
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    If Texas Chainsaw Massacre can be based on a true story.

    My game can be loosely based on historical events, an alternate history if you will.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    I'll base your face on an alternate history.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    Will this Phalla be....... beautiful?

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am very confused, but I see hot anime chicks, so I will abide for now.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh hey, Precisionk!

    I'll be sure to kill you day 1!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !signup

    gimme gimme gimme

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow, I didn't know Ancient China drew out this much abrasivness.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Wow, I didn't know Ancient China drew out this much abrasivness.

    Ancient China is serious business.

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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
    ikkipreview_54.jpg

    Hey Hey Hey I said loosely based.

    Loosely based on BEING WRONG.

    Seriously. Liu Bei's manlove with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is what the Shu is all about. What was Ling? Ling was fucking nothing. He was the Mr Body of the Three Kingdoms. Nobody actually cares about Mr Body. The only thing Ling did for history was wrecking the Chinese government enough to allow the three kingdoms war to take place after he died.

    Obligatory Guan Yu
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    You're still doing it wrong.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
    ikkipreview_54.jpg

    Hey Hey Hey I said loosely based.

    Loosely based on BEING WRONG.

    Seriously. Liu Bei's manlove with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is what the Shu is all about. What was Ling? Ling was fucking nothing. He was the Mr Body of the Three Kingdoms. Nobody actually cares about Mr Body. The only thing Ling did for history was wrecking the Chinese government enough to allow the three kingdoms war to take place after he died.

    Obligatory Guan Yu
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    You're still doing it wrong.

    You're doing it wrong.
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    Besides, I can name like, 4 different "what if Ro3K was all women" Japanese 'adaptations' off the top of my head. It's vaguely disturbing in its own little way.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Besides, I can name like, 4 different "what if Ro3K was all women" Japanese 'adaptations' off the top of my head. It's vaguely arousing in its own little way.

    True enough.

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    Also, what can't they roboticize?

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Every time I think I have the Japanese figured out...

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »


    Also, what can't they roboticize?


    The French.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »


    Also, what can't they roboticize?


    The French.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    G Gundam doesn't count. G Gundam had a fucking robot windmill and a robot Mexican that I'm pretty sure had to stop fighting every now and then to take a swig of tequila and then a siesta.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    G Gundam doesn't count. G Gundam had a fucking robot windmill and a robot Mexican that I'm pretty sure had to stop fighting every now and then to take a swig of tequila and then a siesta.

    I was going to put up an image for people to get the reference, but when I saw it again I lol'd too hard.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is the first time google has failed me. I cannot find a single instance of a robot wearing a beret.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    G Gundam doesn't count. G Gundam had a fucking robot windmill and a robot Mexican that I'm pretty sure had to stop fighting every now and then to take a swig of tequila and then a siesta.

    I was going to put up an image for people to get the reference, but when I saw it again I lol'd too hard.

    The worst thing about the Tequila Gundam was how its pilot just wanted it in order to leave Space Mexico.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    This is the first time google has failed me. I cannot find a single instance of a robot wearing a beret.

    Closest (read: easiest) that I could find:

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Japan sure loves their robots.

    At this point, I'm sure that they could find a reason to stick giant fighting robots in any genre and think it would make it better.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    This is the first time google has failed me. I cannot find a single instance of a robot wearing a beret.

    Closest (read: easiest) that I could find:

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    I saw that one but didn't think it counted.

    My search will continue.

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

    Yay! My first Phalla! And with giant robots too! This should make up for me completely missing out on the Super Robot one.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Japan sure loves their robots.

    At this point, I'm sure that they could find a reason to stick giant fighting robots in any genre and think it would make it better.

    No no no, you're thinking the wrong way.

    They're sticking lolis into giant fighting robot genres.

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    (Yes, that's Megatron.)

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    VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sign up

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Emperor Ling? He wasn't even a member of Shu. Fuck, he was dead before there were even two kingdoms, let alone three.

    I'm signing up to prevent any more grave miscarriages of history.

    Also as an excuse to randomly post Lu Bu.
    ikkipreview_54.jpg

    Hey Hey Hey I said loosely based.

    Loosely based on BEING WRONG.

    Seriously. Liu Bei's manlove with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is what the Shu is all about. What was Ling? Ling was fucking nothing. He was the Mr Body of the Three Kingdoms. Nobody actually cares about Mr Body. The only thing Ling did for history was wrecking the Chinese government enough to allow the three kingdoms war to take place after he died.

    Obligatory Guan Yu
    ikkipreview_3.jpg

    You're still doing it wrong.

    You're doing it wrong.
    chrkannurj9.jpg

    Besides, I can name like, 4 different "what if Ro3K was all women" Japanese 'adaptations' off the top of my head. It's vaguely disturbing in its own little way.

    Wow, part of me wants to see a female version of Dian Wei, but part of me is afraid. Needs more massive axe IMO.

    Anyway I'm defnitely down for some sign up action

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    when the hell has megatron ever been a car

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    TylerTyler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign Up

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    when the hell has megatron ever been a car

    (Underage) chicks dig the car.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Wow, part of me wants to see a female version of Dian Wei, but part of me is afraid. Needs more massive axe IMO.

    Anyway I'm defnitely down for some sign up action

    Ikki Tousen version of Dian Wei.
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    Gothloli, vaguely crazy, super Catholic bow-girl.

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