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[Phalla] Kingdom of Shu - Wu Takes over China

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So I'm going to be tortured tonight, and I'm going to come out as just a soldier. I won't lose any powers at all, so whatever you people want to do with me is okay.

    I'm fine with this, seems like a good method to prove my innocence.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If there are vote manipulators, probably only Shu ones would make a difference.

    Assuming that they would be balanced between faction, and likely offseting each other in Wu versus Wei.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    so whatever you people want to do with me is okay.

    :winky:

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    so whatever you people want to do with me is okay.

    :winky:

    Woo! I second that winky.

    or third it

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Day 1 is over.

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No shenanigans? How sad.

    Now I must go awol to reconstruct my desk and computer. See you all on the flip side!

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    <.<

    >.>

    You know what'd be awesome? If precisionk and Red Bird both died!

    Woo Shu!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hi eecc (from this thread!)!

    and to eavesdrop on your convos over there, I'm in the North Northeast, and it's been rainy and thunderstormy for a few days now.

    But it was gorgeous today.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Bah, damn router.

    at least I didn't miss results!

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So, in terms of Ancient Chinese government, am I a eunuch now?

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Day 1 Narration

    Corruption During Emperor Ling’s Reign – 178 A.D.

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    Emperor Ling, Age 11.







    When Emperor Ling first took the throne, everyone thought that he was young, naïve, and would do nothing to save China. Everyone was mostly correct. When Ling first took the throne, he was a young boy who was easily influenced, and many of the Eunuchs that were put in power during Emperor Huan’s reign were overjoyed that the fate of China rested on that young boy’s shoulders. The Eunuchs found it very easy to manipulate and persuade Emperor Ling to do whatever they wanted.

    Their first order of business was to get rid of all the officials in the government who opposed the Eunuchs. The Eunuchs told Ling that the other officials were planning a coup d’état against him as they were dissatisfied with his reign. Ling bought the story and had all the Eunich opposers killed or arrested, resulting in around a hundred deaths. Despite this, the people of Shu were still willing to give the Emperor the benefit of the doubt and they vehemently disagreed with Wu and Wei’s claim that the Emperor should be removed from power. The Shu believed that it was Ling’s god-given birthright to be sitting on the throne, and that those nay-sayers are disagreeing with God’s word.

    Perhaps Shu’s support was misguided, as Emperor Ling began to exhibit even more corruption in the following years, even without the persuasion of the Eunuchs. In 178 A.D., Emperor Ling passed a new law that allowed for any normal citizen to buy positions of power in the government. As you may have guessed, the citizens who took power were just as corrupt, if not more corrupt then Ling and the Eunuchs. Conflicts between the Three Kingdoms escalated to the point where people began spying, and even worse, people began dying. Multiple spies were found dead, assassinated on purpose, or perhaps more likely, by misfire. Heightened feelings of mistrust were found in all the clans, and every clan began witch hunts upon their own, trying to find any traitors and spies among them. Multiple people were tortured, and some even went insane, but at least none were killed. China’s own personal army was even sent after a Chinese citizen due to the high demand by the rest of China, a man by the name of Redbird. While the army was on its way to Redbird’s property, they received a message from the Emperor himself. The message read:

    “Sun Quan has decided to veto the public’s opinion. Please instead go after the second place opinion, PrecisionK”

    PrecisionK was found dead the next day. China was rapidly spinning out of control, becoming worse and worse each day, and Emperor Ling was not helping in any way. The Shu believe that he will turn around and they have begun sending letters to Ling asking him to remove the Eunuch’s and to help save China. Perhaps now that Ling is older, maybe he will be wiser as well, and that China’s tremulous period will end.

    ~Chen Shou
    Historian for the Kingdom of Shu







    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.

    List of the Dead:
    Mr Blarney – Shu Spy
    Aroduc –Wei Spy
    Hylianbunny – Member of the Council of Sun Quan
    PrecisionK – Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters


    List of the Insane:
    Thetheroo
    Enlightenedbum
    Grundlterror

    PMs are going out.

    TehSpectre is being replaced by Mr. Defecation.
    Balefuego is being replaced by Speedyswaf.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    HA! We caught a dirty spy and apparently our day 1 bandwagon was correct.

    So now both EB and I are confirmed good for our own sides. Anyone who wants to do something with this should PM me.

    Edit- Clarification- Is Red the bad color or the Wu color?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I doubt he's going to answer that.

    But yes, It seems we did something...

    Interesting.

    So... my question is

    Do we risk doing the same bandwagon in hopes that Sun Quan doesn't get a Veto every night?

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red is the Wu color.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    Sweet. Yet another game that I can leave on day 1.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sun Quan has no honor


    Hmph

    more like

    Sun Pride

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait, did Sun Quan just veto the vote so that one of his own would die?

    o_O

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah, something fishy is up with precisionk's death.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait, according to most (all?) of those tracking votes, precisionk was in the apparent lead, so Sun Quan probably had a VETO? Y/N and went with it.

    I guess he got screwed by vote manipulation.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Locus wrote: »
    Yeah, something fishy is up with precisionk's death.

    Shady. Something shady is up.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    But even though whomever arranged for precisionk to die against god's will has no honor

    culling someone from something called Syndicate of Corrupters does seem like it might be doing us a favor.


    EDIT: Would checking out the source material help me out here?

    I suppose the answer is probably not "no"

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    He probably had something to do with the 'voluntary conversion' mechanic.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Very Shady....

    This is going to take some serious contemplation.

    So lemme try to get this straight.

    PK won the vote.

    Sun Quan vetoed the vote lead, which apparently turned out to be Red Bird.

    So PK Died.


    So what just happened? hmmm

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Sweet. Yet another game that I can leave on day 1.

    You could have been slightly less suspicious with your "Emperor Ling must die!" posts. Not really a surprise that a vig killed you.

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Syndicate of Corruptors... this is troubling indeed. It is through a stroke of luck that the Wu dogs have exposed such an undesirable element.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have to agree with Mr. Blarney though.... This whole killed spreadsheeters on Day 1 is a troubling trend.

    And not very nice!

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    And he was one of ours!

    This is a terrible development.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    once I get my program finished, then it won't be an issue!

    I'm going to both save and destroy the MrBlarney's of the world, I swear to it!

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I just did a vote count for last night

    Redbird - 24
    Precisionk - 25

    Something ain't right.


    “Sun Quan has decided to veto the public’s opinion. Please instead go after the second place opinion, PrecisionK”

    Dearest Salt, I do believe that his point was that PrecisionK was in FIRST place last night according to the public votes. Somebodies got vote-altering powers.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah it's looking like the multi-thread consensus is that the left hand of Vote Fuckers Anonymous didn't know what the right hand of Vote Fuckers Anonymous was doing.

    hoisted by their own petard

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    the left hand of Vote Fuckers Anonymous didn't know what the right hand of Vote Fuckers Anonymous was doing.

    :lol:

    I find this most amusing since I don't particularly like heavy vote manipulation and vetoes.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you know, trying to keep threads straight and everything is going to give me a serious headache this week I think I think.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have been contacted by Zhang Fei, general of the Shu army, who is looking for his two brothers, Liu Bei and Guan Yu. If these people would contact me so I could put them into contact with each other it would be swell.

    I can ask PM related questions to these people so impostors do not try and infiltrate.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    !vote B:L screw you!

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think someone's just attempted to get info out of me about the brothers. Fortunately, they did not have all the info. I'll confirm this and come back with a bandwagon later.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hi Mr Poops! How was Paris?

    Roo, do you mean red bandwagon or the purple one? I'm assuming that the brothers are all within Shu, but who knows what someone from another thread might be trying to pull. :P

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Purple.

    Edit- and could Shu spies please contact me?

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bandwagon time-
    B:L attempted to infiltrate me.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Sexy time-
    B:L attempted to penetrate me.

    D:

    :winky:

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Luckily I blew my whistle really loud, and he ran off.

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