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It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad YouTube Comment

ButlerButler 89 episodes or bustRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
You know how it goes. You're cruising around YouTube and you happen across, say, a really thought provoking and beautiful short film or animation. Or maybe you just revisit a few classic scenes from your favorite movies or TV shows. You scroll down the page, thinking you might share your thoughts on the video with a few like minded individuals, and suddenly there it is. A pair of Facebook-whoring teen goths fighting over whose mother is the biggest faggot.

tl;dr - Post your (least-) favorite YouTube comments. This isn't the YouTube thread per se, so don't link to the videos unless you really really have to. Besides, as with SE++, the best stuff is rarely on topic anyway.

If I may begin:
rort wrote:
I cannot tell you how many times during PE i have been punched in the mouth, all too ofen.
PS i would love the narrator as my dad. "FOOD IS READY SON, ITS EXPLOSIVE POTATOES, FOR SECONDS A SOUP COMPRISED OF PAIN & DESTRUCTION" lol, that would be Kewl

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lol, you're right, that would be Kewl!!!!

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I generally dont read comments on things.

    I would say my life is better because of it.

    Bedlam on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    comments are the most insipid creation of mankind

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dawg lil wayne is so much better then the wutang clan


    comments like that all over the place

    and i hate them all

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    This shit still boggles my mind.
    clip

    might wanna link that instead of listing as a pic

    kinda has a word in it not wanted here

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    You know, I'm just gonna get rid of it altogether. Bogey's just looking for a reason to infract me.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I thought the GameFAQs message boards where the absolute bottom of the barrel, scraped as low as they could go. The worst, most insipid idiotic postings on the internet.


    YouTube took the title though.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i support the wu tang clan because they are for the children

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i support the wu tang clan because they are for the children

    indeed

    puff daddy may be good

    but wutang is for the children

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    elisan693 wrote:
    Overall The most stupid posters on you tube are racists and those who post bullshits. The best thing for you tube is actually liking some of the videos, lets see, of player pianos, figure skaters, comedians, talented musicians who want others to appreciate them and beautiful videos of animals.
    i wonder what his real life name is

    dark smoke puncher?

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The comments on torrent sites are also pretty entertaining (read: faith in humanity crushing)

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh man, my favourite comments are the ones that quote the punch line of the joke I haven't watched yet with an ever so original, "lol" afterwards. Thanks for ruining the bit, jackass!

    Also... "terible"

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  • StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Had a friend link me to Bill Nye's video on cloning. I guess I should have expected some fun comments but this was my favorite by far
    paintbrushmercinary (2 months ago)
    FUCK YOU!! you bastered wars are created by jackasses like you

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes at work if I'm bored, I'll watch DCAU clips on youtube but have absolutely forbid myself from reading the comments on them. And jesus christ, under no circumstances am I allowed to ever comment back to correct people or even answer someone's question.

    No, no, no.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, there's also all the sort of "we don't get the joke" type comments. The ones that immediately spring to mind are from the Will It Blend Videos.
    u have offended many guitar hero fans.. get a new job or we will have to sue u.. beach boys suck
    elke0009 wrote:
    you guys are totally stupid why blending it????
    ow u are really stupid and a waste of money u r a waste of my time
    nrox653 wrote:
    Waste of $80 much? You're probably the cause of Nintendo's supply shortages with all this blending crap.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Haha

    Jordyn is getting into it.

    You other dudes better get into it or I will have to go to sleep.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The comments on political blogs and YouTube make me question whether or not the whole "democracy" thing is such a good idea.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The comments on political blogs and YouTube make me question whether or not the whole "democracy" thing is such a good idea.

    Pretty much anywhere that I'm exposed to vast amounts of people's opinions makes me think this.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh, there's also all the sort of "we don't get the joke" type comments. The ones that immediately spring to mind are from the Will It Blend Videos.

    I visited a few of their videos to see if there were any entertaining comments.

    What I found more entertaining than anything is half of the vids have had to turn their comments off.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The comments on political blogs and YouTube make me question whether or not the whole "democracy" thing is such a good idea.

    I submit that it is not.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    lol@libs

    Doc on
  • Blunt Force TraumaBlunt Force Trauma Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Sneak, I believe you meant to say:

    "O, ur rite, that would be kewl"

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    god damn I love greasemonkey

    http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/7981

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    aww shit, it's busted

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