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5 second rule, awesome or gross?
dgs095
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So,
which is it people? Food hits the floor, do you eat it or trash it?
If I'm at home and the place is clean enough (most of the time), the 5 second rule applies, food gets ate!
If buttered toast, pizza etc lands face Down, into trash bin it goes, face up, into my face it goes.
For me, the 5 second rule is null and void in public, with one exception so far:
I was traveling overseas, I'd gotten off a long flight (canada>>>New Zealand) and crashed in a hostel. I woke up and I was Hungry and still clumsy tired, the only thing I had to eat was a snickers bar and in my haste I fumbled it onto the floor after opening it.
I picked it up, thought about all the horrible germs now probably coating it, felt my hunger and decided, fuck it!
I ate that snickers, I didn't get sick from it, and I don't regret it.
I'm now living with my girlfriend, and she isn't so keen on the 5 second rule, and since I do not want kisses withheld because -you just ate something off the floor ewe!- I must myself be converted or convert her!
note: I'm not some hapless fellow constantly dropping food on the ground and eating it, but it happens now and then. Surely I'm not alone here, share your stories people!
which is it people? Food hits the floor, do you eat it or trash it?
If I'm at home and the place is clean enough (most of the time), the 5 second rule applies, food gets ate!
If buttered toast, pizza etc lands face Down, into trash bin it goes, face up, into my face it goes.
For me, the 5 second rule is null and void in public, with one exception so far:
I was traveling overseas, I'd gotten off a long flight (canada>>>New Zealand) and crashed in a hostel. I woke up and I was Hungry and still clumsy tired, the only thing I had to eat was a snickers bar and in my haste I fumbled it onto the floor after opening it.
I picked it up, thought about all the horrible germs now probably coating it, felt my hunger and decided, fuck it!
I ate that snickers, I didn't get sick from it, and I don't regret it.
I'm now living with my girlfriend, and she isn't so keen on the 5 second rule, and since I do not want kisses withheld because -you just ate something off the floor ewe!- I must myself be converted or convert her!
note: I'm not some hapless fellow constantly dropping food on the ground and eating it, but it happens now and then. Surely I'm not alone here, share your stories people!
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so's yo face
oh snap
i will fuck you up
It just tastes better that way.
man, someone report this shit for awesome
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that's a terrible rationalization of why you can eat food off the floor.
Floor spice makes everything nice
yeah, clearly there are circumstances, but what are your limits? Or does it depend mostly on the food? Orange hit the floor, you gonna peel it anyways so who cares?
exceptions can be made if the food is especially delicious since I have a great immune system
gotta just let that shit go
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Not that my floors are covered in pubes and dirt, Im just sayin'
does this shit fly if food lands on carpet?
yeah, I realize its just as dirty the instant it hits the floor as it is 5 minutes later, but I can't change the nature of 5 second rule, I'm a mere mortal!
a shitty one?
yes
duh
the poor section
on new years morning during a soccer riot
Do you guys work with MILFs?
There is a really high percentage of attractive older women at my new job.
Do you hit on them
My dad just started at his new church about a month ago and there is exactly one milf
there was one or two at the other church
I care not for health standards.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
What if you were in a busy subway station in say New Jersey and dropped a tasty , delicious nacho covered with industrial grade squirt cheese on the floor? Would you eat that or let the hobos have it?
No, I do not.
I always break wind to starboard in the bottom half of the hour.
let the hobo's have it, public place=no 5 second rule
Well, your health will improve tenfold over the five seconds, because we all know at six seconds thats when the ebola kicks in.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I'm not a superstitious fuck.
scientifically, the 5 second rule is no different from the 10 second rule, the 30 second rule, or even the 15 minute rule.
Loser
I like this.
lets encourage him to leave his food on the floor longer before he eats it.