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Don't Do The Evolution, or ELSE

FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
MOUNT VERNON, Ohio - A public school teacher preached his Christian beliefs despite complaints by other teachers and administrators and used a device to burn the image of a cross on students' arms, according to a report by independent investigators.

Mount Vernon Middle School teacher John Freshwater also taught creationism in his science class and was insubordinate in failing to remove a Bible and other religious materials from his classroom, the report said.

Creationism vs Evolution

Go now, loser gets crossed burned into their skin

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If man evolved from jesus everybody would wake up three days after they died

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    he scalded a cross into his student's arms?

    what in fucking hell?

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yet more Christian persecution

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    spore thread

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    he scalded a cross into his student's arms?

    what in fucking hell?

    mighty christian of him.

    see, my Step-Mom is batshit crazy. She does not believe in evolution. Thats fine, I mean, okay.

    But then she tells me of the international conspiracy that the middle east is waging against the United States. How Middle Easterners and Indians have taken over the pharmaceutical, banking and oil industry.

    they could poison our medicines, wipe out our bank accounts and blow up every gas station from here to California with no effort at all.

    She then took me to her Church which was basically a Christian rock show.

    Yeah, that type of person is married to my Dad, I don't know why.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    he scalded a cross into his student's arms?

    what in fucking hell?
    yeah, that's what I saw too

    I ain't give a shit, at that point. This ain't about evolution, that's just straight up fuckin' assault

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This thread would be hilarious in D&D.

    Seriously though, this dude burned crosses into students' arms. That is fucked.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    he scalded a cross into his student's arms?

    what in fucking hell?

    mighty christian of him.

    see, my Step-Mom is batshit crazy. She does not believe in evolution. Thats fine, I mean, okay.

    But then she tells me of the international conspiracy that the middle east is waging against the United States. How Middle Easterners and Indians have taken over the pharmaceutical, banking and oil industry.

    they could poison our medicines, wipe out our bank accounts and blow up every gas station from here to California with no effort at all.

    She then took me to her Church which was basically a Christian rock show.

    Yeah, that type of person is married to my Dad, I don't know why.
    man, fuckin' hell

    I ain't really the type to give a shit about someone's personal fuckin' faith, but goddamn ignorance and hatemongering and shit I just don't fuckin' abide

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    look, what I'm tryin to say here

    fuck politics, I just want to burn shit down

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this is why people like this should not exist.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    See, this is why I'm the right arm of Science.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    yeah, unfortunately I ran with people pretty much like that in my teens so it don't surprise me none

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim

    You could have prevented this

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Kajusta wrote: »
    Druhim

    You could have prevented this
    I know, I know

    if only I had stayed in the fucking cave

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I mean, my mom doesn't believe in evolution. Which is why she has a sociology degree. And why she can't find a job where she wants for any decent amount of money.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    he scalded a cross into his student's arms?

    what in fucking hell?

    mighty christian of him.

    see, my Step-Mom is batshit crazy. She does not believe in evolution. Thats fine, I mean, okay.

    But then she tells me of the international conspiracy that the middle east is waging against the United States. How Middle Easterners and Indians have taken over the pharmaceutical, banking and oil industry.

    they could poison our medicines, wipe out our bank accounts and blow up every gas station from here to California with no effort at all.

    She then took me to her Church which was basically a Christian rock show.

    Yeah, that type of person is married to my Dad, I don't know why.
    man, fuckin' hell

    I ain't really the type to give a shit about someone's personal fuckin' faith, but goddamn ignorance and hatemongering and shit I just don't fuckin' abide

    Yeah, its not the Christian thing its the, and I quote, "[people from the Middle east] are animals." direct quote.

    she also doesn't like Indians, Really Hindus? HINDUS? The pacifist vegetarians? REALLY?

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like how they list his boo boos. Point number one, this crazy goof taught Christianity. Point number two, oh and he also seared crosses onto children's arms.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Guys, I don't know for sure that he actually burned a cross on kids arms for the sake of it being a cross.

    Somewhere in an article, it talked about it being an X and being part of some science experiment. The kids might have offered to use their arms, for all we know.

    But yeah, there is good reason to think he's just plain bonkers, tool. Just sayin, is all.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, fine, don't believe in evolution. Whatever, I don't care and it really doesn't affect me too much.

    Right up until you're in a position of power and proselytizing your bullshit. Which doesn't even begin to get into the all kinds of fucked up that is burning a cross into a kid's arm.

    Unless vampires are a huge problem.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I mean, my mom doesn't believe in evolution. Which is why she has a sociology degree. And why she can't find a job where she wants for any decent amount of money.

    Don't you kind of have to believe in evolution to be a sociologist?

    BTW - my stepmom is a Christian "Life Coach"

    Swear to God, I can't make this shit up.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    This makes me disgusted to live in Ohio...more so than before

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd argue that teaching make believe in a science class is more damaging than burning people, but teaching make believe and burning people often go hand in hand anyway.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    yeah

    like, I grew up with a mother who brought me along to this methodist church, where they'd have open-door community kitchen no-questions-asked free meals every day of the last week of every month, a community garden where anyone could raise and harvest food, and clothing drives and all kinds of shit. The fuckin' piano player, this old-ass hippie dude named Jerry, twice a year he'd load up a van with food, blankets, clothing and medicine, drive down in this big caravan to florida and sneak the shit over to cuba to help out the impoverished. THey preached to be kind and help out the less fortunate, and to teach a man to fish rather than to feed his lanky ass all the time.

    And on the flip-side, right down the street from our house was a baptist church, and they taught straight up intollerance and hate. Said that non-believers were going straight to hell for eternity to burn, that the fuckin smurfs were satanic, that listening to rock and roll could possess you and that D&D was an invitation to the devil to take over your soul. Shit like how mexican illegals were plotting to take away our christian fellowship and how they wanted to overthrow our precious government. How evolution was a lie that made you believe in the devil. Bullshit like that.

    So I've seen both sides of the coin, and I ain't one to hate on christians just for faith. It ain't faith that's the problem, it's the ignorance and actions that come about because of that faith.

    And shit like this here just gets my short hairs all hella riled.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Guys, I don't know for sure that he actually burned a cross on kids arms for the sake of it being a cross.

    Somewhere in an article, it talked about it being an X and being part of some science experiment. The kids might have offered to use their arms, for all we know.

    But yeah, there is good reason to think he's just plain bonkers, tool. Just sayin, is all.
    That's like that teacher given kids better grades because they held onto a power generator (I forget the exact device). Voluntary shouldn't matter, kids are going to do all sorts of stupid shit. You're not supposed to give them the means.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    yeah, unfortunately I ran with people pretty much like that in my teens so it don't surprise me none

    The apostles?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stupid people doing stupid shit. News at 11.

    I've made an effort to stop giving a shit about lunatics. There's just too much bad news coming from round the globe that I can't even get myself worked up over this shit nowadays.

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Stupid people doing stupid shit. News at 11.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=61608

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man people like this make me embarrassed to be in any way religious.

    And angry.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I mean, my mom doesn't believe in evolution. Which is why she has a sociology degree. And why she can't find a job where she wants for any decent amount of money.

    Don't you kind of have to believe in evolution to be a sociologist?

    BTW - my stepmom is a Christian "Life Coach"

    Swear to God, I can't make this shit up.
    Nah, she didn't like her anthropology class because of the evolution stuff, I guess. Really, sociology is just relationships, there doesn't need to be evolution there.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    I honestly don't get how people can be so adamant against the idea of evolution.

    Basic premise: shit changes over time.

    How hard a concept is that?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    Druhim

    You could have prevented this
    I know, I know

    if only I had stayed in the fucking cave

    Yeah, screw Plato!

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I suppose next you're going to be against teachers giving students WHORE tattoos on their stomachs, huh?

    you atheists are all alike

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I honestly don't get how people can be so adamant against the idea of evolution.

    Basic premise: shit changes over time.

    How hard a concept is that?

    Because a large percentage of religious people are stupid as fuck and would rather ignore the evidence in favour of believing some book from two thousand years ago.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I honestly don't get how people can be so adamant against the idea of evolution.

    Basic premise: shit changes over time.

    How hard a concept is that?

    I believe it's more against the idea that evolution is the origin of man

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i have recently discovered that somewhere along the way

    my brother managed to argue with my mom enough that she admitted that believing in the story of genesis literally is fucking stupid.

    she still frowns at evolution but that's because she believes that human beings are superior to all other animals by the will of god and evolution belittles that

    so now she believes that while humans did evolve, they were guided in how they did so by the hand of god to make them the superior being on earth

    hm

    i guess that's better than thinking we came from dirt and ribs and incest

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I honestly don't get how people can be so adamant against the idea of evolution.

    Basic premise: shit changes over time.

    How hard a concept is that?

    Man, fuck that.

    If we came from monkeys then how gurffa gurffa gurffa LOOK AT THIS BANANA IT PROVES EVERYTHING

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Of90cKxSeuw

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    see, that's cool. I can dig people believing that evolution is a tool of god, whatever, at least you're facing the fact that shit changes over time. Who knows, maybe it is, ain't for me to say.

    but to deny that goddamn this is how it's always been for like ever is just goddamn what the fuck

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I honestly don't get how people can be so adamant against the idea of evolution.

    Basic premise: shit changes over time.

    How hard a concept is that?

    Man, fuck that.

    If we came from monkeys then how gurffa gurffa gurffa LOOK AT THIS BANANA IT PROVES EVERYTHING

    snip

    don't show this guy a fucking coconut anyway

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I honestly don't get how people can be so adamant against the idea of evolution.

    Basic premise: shit changes over time.

    How hard a concept is that?

    Man, fuck that.

    If we came from monkeys then how gurffa gurffa gurffa LOOK AT THIS BANANA IT PROVES EVERYTHING

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Of90cKxSeuw

    i'ma stick that banana up his cornhole

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