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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I've developed the worst cough I can ever remember having -- this awful seal-sounding cough that won't quit for two days and always brings up disgusting globs of green phlegm. Now my chest hurts when I breathe deeply and I am kind of worried that I have pneumonia so it's 2:15AM and I haven't gone to sleep because I'm pretty much terrified that I'll wake up struggling to breathe and then I'll get to the hospital but it will be too late because it turns out it's the drug-resistant kind and oh no I am dead. I'm considering setting my alarm to go off every hour just to make sure I don't die in my sleep.

What are you being hella neurotic about, seplusplus? Is it health anxiety? Social anxiety? Penis Panic? Tell us just how batshit you really are

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    seriously though i am claustrophobic as shit

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  • RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    penis panic sounds pretty far out duder

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my zune is missing

    I think somebody stole it

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cancer

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So is that picture a new thing to do now?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Was happy dong this bad?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    get used to it

    sounds like the hundred day cough

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I HAVE SO MUCH EARWAX

    GET THE FUCK OUT

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    things are escalating out of control

    I'm going to sleep

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    guys lets just keep it for threads that deserve it instead of spamming it

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Guys berk said something serious

    what do we do now?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    We spam it more thats what. Spam spam spam spam spam

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Change your wicked ways.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    i always think something is behind me

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  • RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Guys berk said something serious

    what do we do now?

    freak out

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Guys berk said something serious

    what do we do now?
    you should make a new topic

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yourclothes wrote: »
    i always think something is behind me

    Hi there.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    olol

    Seriously though, i hate my claustrophobia so much. I just tend to get very uneasy when I can't move around properly. As a result, whenever I wake up and one of my limbs is numb and I can't move it, I tend to feel like pissing myself.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dyin' ain't so bad.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    So I've developed the worst cough I can ever remember having -- this awful seal-sounding cough that won't quit for two days and always brings up disgusting globs of green phlegm. Now my chest hurts when I breathe deeply and I am kind of worried that I have pneumonia so it's 2:15AM and I haven't gone to sleep because I'm pretty much terrified that I'll wake up struggling to breathe and then I'll get to the hospital but it will be too late because it turns out it's the drug-resistant kind and oh no I am dead. I'm considering setting my alarm to go off every hour just to make sure I don't die in my sleep.

    I'm probably just fucking crazy, but I don't see how sleep depravation could do anything but make you more fucked up than you already are.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    olol

    Seriously though, i hate my claustrophobia so much. I just tend to get very uneasy when I can't move around properly. As a result, whenever I wake up and one of my limbs is numb and I can't move it, I tend to feel like pissing myself.

    I'm really happy I've never had claustrophobia, but if I have to sit still or otherwise be in kind of cramped space for long periods of time I start worrying about blood clots forming in my legs that will travel to my lungs and give me a pulmonary embolism.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    So I've developed the worst cough I can ever remember having -- this awful seal-sounding cough that won't quit for two days and always brings up disgusting globs of green phlegm. Now my chest hurts when I breathe deeply and I am kind of worried that I have pneumonia so it's 2:15AM and I haven't gone to sleep because I'm pretty much terrified that I'll wake up struggling to breathe and then I'll get to the hospital but it will be too late because it turns out it's the drug-resistant kind and oh no I am dead. I'm considering setting my alarm to go off every hour just to make sure I don't die in my sleep.

    I'm probably just fucking crazy, but I don't see how sleep depravation could do anything but make you more fucked up than you already are.

    no you're probably right

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    I HAVE SO MUCH EARWAX

    GET THE FUCK OUT

    Use [Vacuum Cleaner] with [Ear]

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    So I've developed the worst cough I can ever remember having -- this awful seal-sounding cough that won't quit for two days and always brings up disgusting globs of green phlegm. Now my chest hurts when I breathe deeply and I am kind of worried that I have pneumonia so it's 2:15AM and I haven't gone to sleep because I'm pretty much terrified that I'll wake up struggling to breathe and then I'll get to the hospital but it will be too late because it turns out it's the drug-resistant kind and oh no I am dead. I'm considering setting my alarm to go off every hour just to make sure I don't die in my sleep.

    I'm probably just fucking crazy, but I don't see how sleep depravation could do anything but make you more fucked up than you already are.

    no you're probably right
    Stop smoking, man. you said yourself in another thread that you thought it was affecting your health

    stop smoking those tasty smooth death sticks

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  • RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    speaking of cigarettes

    those things got a damn price hike, the hell

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am definitely buying some cigs tomorrow

    i am in a horrible mindset and they help to a degree

    too bad they give you tar lungs

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuuuuuuuuuuck cigarettes

    There is nothing smooth or tasty about them

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Fuuuuuuuuuuck cigarettes

    There is nothing smooth or tasty about them

    This

    I can't stand tobacco

    Weed feels much fucking cleaner, and has better effects

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have never tried a cigarette. I smoked a cigar once which was nothing special. Then again, they were some pretty crappy ones.

    I don't see what could possibly be good about cigarettes.

    Or weed for that matter.

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  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You have consumption. Time for a bloodletting!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also, BM, your breathing is slower while unconscious. So a cough shouldn't be as much a bother once you're actually asleep.

    Besides, if anything goes wrong with your lungs or throat, the human body has a knack for waking you up when something is seriously wrong with you.

    Multiple times I've gone to bed with my blood sugar dropping too fast, and because my level drops way too low, I woke up way too early and feeling completely incoherent. The only real cognative thought I have in that state is "I NEED SOME GODDAMN SUGAR"

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My sister went to Cuba last month and brought me back a case of cigars

    I really hate smoking but I want to try those out because they smell soooooooo good

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  • RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    seriously paying $8.50 for a pack is just silly

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    toasty, cigarettes are useful for one thing, and that's relaxation

    i only smoke them when i'm really stressed which is basically how i am feeling now

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My dad had a cigar once that smelled outrageously good. The smoke and everything was just so good smelling.

    Apparently they only made like one run of them in 1995 or something.

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  • rvcontre78rvcontre78 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Actually "seal-barking" cough is pathognomonic for croup. One of the viruses that used to be common in causing it (H flu) can cause epiglottitis which, again in rare cases, can basically cause problems with breathing. The fact that your chest hurts and you've got green sputum may mean that you've aspirated something though. I'd definitely see a doc about it. If you've got a bacterial croup than you're going to need antibiotics to get better so make sure you get checked out. Even just an ER visit can do it.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I have never tried a cigarette. I smoked a cigar once which was nothing special. Then again, they were some pretty crappy ones.

    I don't see what could possibly be good about cigarettes.

    Or weed for that matter.

    Cigarettes have a very potent calming effect, very very potent

    And weed is like being gloriousely drunk without the falling over

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I have never tried a cigarette. I smoked a cigar once which was nothing special. Then again, they were some pretty crappy ones.

    I don't see what could possibly be good about cigarettes.

    Or weed for that matter.

    Cigarettes have a very potent calming effect, very very potent

    And weed is like being gloriousely drunk without the falling over
    more paranoia though

    plus there's the problem of its legality

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