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[Speculate On] Blizzard.com - Phallic Crystalline Structure

exoplasmexoplasm Gainfully EmployedNear Blizzard HQRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Games and Technology
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Time to crank up the speculation until the announcement. Also, I won't be able to update this until later in the morning cause I have to sleep and stuff.


Original posting stuff spoilered for old and fail
I searched, but didn't find anything so forgive me if this has already been posted.

Anyways, seems there is a shiny piece of art on blizzard.com right now.

There is a distinct rune on the left side, and there is lots of red beneath the blue. Also some people think there is a face around the rune (eye, nose, mustache, chin). Chances of a new IP are slim to none so what are we looking at, guys?

I sure hope it's Blackthorne! :|

Edit: looking at the "face" more, it reminds me of master chief, except for that nose. Weird. If this is just a WOTLK thing, then damn you Blizzard for getting me excited for something else!

UPDATE!

This is what we know so far:

It has runes! It may have faces, but it could just be that whole "humans recognize faces where they aren't" thing NASA said about Mars or whatever. The runes look like runes used in Diablo, Warcraft, AND Starcraft!

It could be about a Warcraft game! Possibly the new WoW expansion! It has ice!
It could be about Diablo! Holy shit Diablo! With ice!
It could be about the long awaited announcement of Starcraft 2 - could you imagine what would happen if they announced it? Korea would go apeshit. Also ice planets!
I also have it on good authority that there is some racing game Blizzard made long ago that may be resurrected. Ice makes a good racing theme, as Linux users can attest to.
I'm still holding out for Blackthorne. Hell yeah shooting Orcs with shotguns made of ice!
Given the whole runes thing, it could be they are finally merging their primary IPs into a single orgasmic experience. It will probably be called Activision Presents: Blizzard Universe - All of Them at Once. Holy shit I want to buy it right now!

Edit: Also possibly a new Lost Vikings game! They could finally find their way home to their snowy Viking land of ice.
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UPDATE! (6/24/08)
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I have a feeling it's going to be some goatse or rickroll, folks.
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Some sort of purple lolrus?

Also, Lost? The game?

http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/The_Numbers

Diablo's eyes confirmed for snowflakes:
Sparrow wrote: »

UPDATE! (6/27/08)

FUUUUUCK ITS ZERATUL
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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It looks like ice. It's probably related to Wrath of the Lich King.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Looks like dark ice, probably something for the new WoW expansion.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I hope they just have PSYCHE pop up in like a week

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited June 2008
    If you squint right, the two ladies turn into a vase.

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  • eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I agree with the others here and think its probably something related to Wrath of the Lich King. Normally I would think it might be a major announcement related to E3 coming up, but with them doing a BlizzCon again this year, any big annoucements would likely be held there in October. And really, what are the odds of Blizzard announcing new products at both E3 and BlizzCon?

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    exoplasm wrote: »
    I searched, but didn't find anything so forgive me if this has already been posted.

    Anyways, seems there is a shiny piece of art on blizzard.com right now.

    There is a distinct rune on the left side, and there is lots of red beneath the blue. Also some people think there is a face around the rune (eye, nose, mustache, chin). Chances of a new IP are slim to none so what are we looking at, guys?
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    I sure hope it's Blackthorne! :|

    Well we know they have titles about to drop, as well as some new ones in the works. We don't know if they are new IPs or not. We only know that there is a new MMORPG in development, as well as some other, unannounced title that many are speculating to be Diablo 3.

    To me, this looks like some Wrath of the Lich King art.

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    EVIL BADMAN'S WEEKLY BLIZZARD TEASER ODDS:
    WoW Expansion, Announced - Even.
    WoW Expansion, Unannounced - 2:1
    Starcraft Related - 3:1
    Diablo Related - 5:1
    Revival of Other Series - 7:1
    New Intellectual Property - 1000:1

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  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm thinking it'll be WotLK's release date announcement.

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm thinking it'll be WotLK's release date announcement.

    This.

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  • eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm thinking it'll be WotLK's release date announcement.

    That right there is a mighty fine guess.

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm thinking it'll be WotLK's release date announcement.

    Don't know for sure, but I'm backing this.

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  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Starcraft Galaxies

    C'mon, Starcraft Galaxies

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In any case, we'll learn it the Worldwide Invitational this weekend, one can hope.

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  • KylogueKylogue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    There's a face on the left side of the screenshot!

    Guys, I think Blizzard is going to do it. Nuclear winter. All along we speculated, why name a game's studio Blizzard? Now we know! Their goal is to freeze humanity.

    You heard it here first.

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  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Woah, just saw the face. Creepy, after staring at it for so long.

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  • DisruptorX2DisruptorX2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I want a D3 so badly. Done right, GRIMDARK gothic atmosphere like the original, billions of hours gameplay like the sequel. 3d graphics, done realistically like the previous games, fixed isometric camera ala Titan Quest.

    Only thing Blizzard could possibly announce to get me excited. Other than Rock and Roll Racing 2, obviously.

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lost Vikings MMORPG

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The picture shows waves of crystal closing in and hardening around a point of light, getting dimmer and dimmer until it's finally extinguished.

    Clearly Blizzard studios are closing down.

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  • DisruptorX2DisruptorX2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    The picture shows waves of crystal closing in and hardening around a point of light, getting dimmer and dimmer until it's finally extinguished.

    Clearly Blizzard studios are closing down.

    Not closing down per se, just being officially renamed as Vivendi Studios.

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  • exoplasmexoplasm Gainfully Employed Near Blizzard HQRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    The picture shows waves of crystal closing in and hardening around a point of light, getting dimmer and dimmer until it's finally extinguished.

    Clearly Blizzard studios are closing down.

    Not closing down per se, just being officially renamed as Vivendi Studios.

    Activivendi?

    Maybe it's going to be some Activision thing bursting through Blizzard's ice, causing a shitstorm of branding.

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  • cliffskicliffski Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it's to do with this isn't it:
    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=1969

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  • s_86s_86 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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  • 4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's a portal covered in ice signifying the (soon to be) release of WotLK. Just look at all that light just dying to get out.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    s_86 wrote: »
    Eternity.

    *cries*

    Why?

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  • His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blizzard could change their website once a year, never actually release anything, and still have people frothing at the mouth.

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  • DisruptorX2DisruptorX2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    4rch3nemy wrote: »
    It's a portal covered in ice signifying the (soon to be) release of WotLK. Just look at all that light just dying to get out.

    We're all expecting it to be WotlK related, we're just hoping that its something exciting. I.E. Diablo, instead of an expansion for a stagnant mmo.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    4rch3nemy wrote: »
    It's a portal covered in ice signifying the (soon to be) release of WotLK. Just look at all that light just dying to get out.

    We're all expecting it to be WotlK related, we're just hoping that its something exciting. I.E. Diablo, instead of an expansion for a stagnant mmo.

    I don't know if stagnant is quite the term for the slope of her titanic busom, perhaps something to do with inflation. Or a poetic line about the inevitable decline of civilization into butchery and death.

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  • Pixel BluePixel Blue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, I heard about this and got ALL EXCITED, and it's ice. Like everyone's already said, it's probably WotLK, sigh. (Not that WotLK isn't cool -- finally, some terrain that isn't barren red/purple rocky ground! And snow is the best.)

    Whelp, that was enough to awaken my Diablo II addiction, time to go dig up the CD key and reinstall it ...

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  • AmaranthAmaranth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JAEF wrote: »
    Lost Vikings MMORPG


    I would be all over this.

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  • DisDis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Warcraft 4 RTS...

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It kind of looks like the World Stone from the end of the Diablo II expansion.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pixel Blue wrote: »
    (Not that WotLK isn't cool -- finally, some terrain that isn't barren red/purple rocky ground! And snow is the best.)

    As a lost soul who lives in Canada, I cry.

    Snow is only cool until you live in it. Then it's cold.

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It kind of looks like the World Stone from the end of the Diablo II expansion.
    No. Not in any way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phYVUcMw9JY

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lets face it, all signs point to WotLK.

    Ice? The expansion is all about things being frozen.
    Rune? Death Knight's abilities focus on runes.

    Lets face it, there's a very slim chance it is for anything else. My money would be on WotLK.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's WotLK related.

    I like Blizzard and all, but I'm starting to get a little concerned about people speculating over every little thing Blizzard does. Reading between the lines when there's nothing to be read.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would never stop paying blizzard rape-money if they ever released a starcraft MMO

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  • LotharsLothars Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would love it to be diablo III announcement but I suspect it's for WotLK

    I guess we will see.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I would never stop paying blizzard rape-money if they ever released a starcraft MMO


    This sentence makes me confused and afraid.

    As to the ice, as others have said WoTLK

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  • dmitdmit Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do runes absolutely have to carry a hidden meaning of some kind?

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  • wyrlsswyrlss Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Come on, it's clearly a reference to the Diablo DS game they've been developing for the past year, and its Wii counterpart.

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