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Surgery time!

FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
Deep Brain Stimulation

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My Dad just had this done last week to cure the familial tremors that have gotten progressively worse over the last four-five years.

from wiki
In neurotechnology, deep brain stimulation (DBS) is a surgical treatment involving the implantation of a medical device called a brain pacemaker, which sends electrical impulses to specific parts of the brain. DBS in select brain regions has provided remarkable therapeutic benefits for otherwise treatment-resistant movement and affective disorders such as chronic pain, Parkinson’s disease, tremor and dystonia.

Basically my Dad is now the Terminal Man, without the violent outbursts and killings and such.

What surgeries have you had/seen?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, it's only been a week, you don't know how long the violent outbursts are going to take.

    Mysst on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, it's only been a week, you don't know how long the violent outbursts are going to take.

    yeah, seriously.
    There's still hope.

    neville on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Hernia surgery
    Bastards shaved a quarter of my pubes

    Me Too! on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hernia surgery
    Bastards shaved a quarter of my pubes

    why do you talk like this

    like you're the shit

    Garlic Bread on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a pilonidal cyst removed. That shit bled and pussed for MONTHS because it didn't get closed up so we could observe it and see if it came back.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    He was saving those.. took him years to grow and they just cut em down. Heartless bastards.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hernia surgery
    Bastards shaved a quarter of my pubes

    why do you talk like this

    like you're the shit

    Why do you talk

    Me Too! on
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hernia surgery
    Bastards shaved a quarter of my pubes


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    Aww, I just grew those.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a bone cyst on my left arm, had to have surgery four times to get rid of it.

    Boy that was fun. Though I was like 13 so I spent my recovery week playing games.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hernia surgery
    Bastards shaved a quarter of my pubes

    why do you talk like this

    like you're the shit

    Why do you talk

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

    Garlic Bread on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Boo hoo my pubes :(

    PotU on
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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a pretty huge polyp removed from my sinuses once; I think my ear, nose, and throat doctor keeps it on his desk or something creepy like that. Also, during that same surgery, I had plastic tubes put in my eardrums and now I can't swim anymore D:

    One Thousand Cables on
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    I had a bone cyst on my left arm, had to have surgery four times to get rid of it.

    Boy that was fun. Though I was like 13 so I spent my recovery week wanking.

    FortyTwo on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    fuck i'm wiggin fuck i wish i was like fucking rankenphile fucking pony in the fucking man mouth over a fucking flaming pit of fucking sharks fuck yeah fuckers

    Garlic Bread on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    I had a bone cyst on my left arm, had to have surgery four times to get rid of it.

    Boy that was fun. Though I was like 13 so I spent my recovery week wanking.

    Man ever try wanking after surgery?

    I couldn't even move my arm.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    Boo hoo my pubes :(

    It looked incredibly retarded
    Just above and on the right side of my dick was shaved. So it was like three quarters of a circle, and then nothing
    I was like "Man they could've at least made it symmetrical"

    Me Too! on
  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm waiting on test results to find out if I need surgery

    sigh

    at least the drugs I get in the interim are decent

    Monoxide on
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    I had a bone cyst on my left arm, had to have surgery four times to get rid of it.

    Boy that was fun. Though I was like 13 so I spent my recovery week wanking.

    Man ever try wanking after surgery?

    I couldn't even move my arm.

    You only have one arm?

    Jees, think outside the box man!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    fuck i'm wiggin fuck i wish i was like fucking rankenphile fucking pony in the fucking man mouth over a fucking flaming pit of fucking sharks fuck yeah fuckers

    I...guess?

    Me Too! on
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a pretty huge polyp removed from my sinuses once; I think my ear, nose, and throat doctor keeps it on his desk or something creepy like that. Also, during that same surgery, I had plastic tubes put in my eardrums and now I can't swim anymore D:

    Invest in earplugs.


    Also, to keep on topic:

    I had a bunch of heavily swollen, necrotic, grown together lymph nodes removed from my nether-regions.

    It was luckily not cancer.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Boo hoo my pubes :(

    It looked incredibly retarded
    Just above and on the right side of my dick was shaved. So it was like three quarters of a circle, and then nothing
    I was like "Man they could've at least made it symmetrical"

    They don't do nuthin without a work-order man.

    FortyTwo on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    WOOOO SUGARY TIME

    Bibble on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    MechMantis wrote: »
    I had a pretty huge polyp removed from my sinuses once; I think my ear, nose, and throat doctor keeps it on his desk or something creepy like that. Also, during that same surgery, I had plastic tubes put in my eardrums and now I can't swim anymore D:

    Invest in earplugs.

    Yeah. I had some molded to fit my ears because I get swimmer's ear really easily. They work so well but they make you practically deaf while wearing them

    Garlic Bread on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    I had a bone cyst on my left arm, had to have surgery four times to get rid of it.

    Boy that was fun. Though I was like 13 so I spent my recovery week wanking.

    Man ever try wanking after surgery?

    I couldn't even move my arm.

    You only have one arm?

    Jees, think outside the box man!

    Well I was also on a lot of painkillers.

    It's hard to get excited when you're spending half your day wondering where you are and what's going on.

    I do remember starting to get up in the hospital when I realized that my gown had scrunched up over my stomach and if I stood up I would be naked.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Boo hoo my pubes :(

    It looked incredibly retarded
    Just above and on the right side of my dick was shaved. So it was like three quarters of a circle, and then nothing
    I was like "Man they could've at least made it symmetrical"

    's not like anyone but you will look at them.

    PotU on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know what sucks about intubation and anesthesia?

    You wake up and your throat is as dry as something that is really dry

    and you can't drink because of the anesthesia

    so basically they give you ice chips and some crackers

    and you're like FUCK THE ICE CHIPS DON'T WORK AND THE CRACKERS ARE LIKE EATING SANDPAPER

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    When I had my surgery, I woke up next to a dude who looked like Andre Agassi
    At least I assume he did, the anesthesia made everything kinda funny for a little bit when I first woke up

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I woke up, went "fuck that" and went back to sleep

    I slept until 5 in the evening that day

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know what sucks about intubation and anesthesia?

    You wake up and your throat is as dry as something that is really dry

    and you can't drink because of the anesthesia

    so basically they give you ice chips and some crackers

    and you're like FUCK THE ICE CHIPS DON'T WORK AND THE CRACKERS ARE LIKE EATING SANDPAPER

    I would be so happy if I could have ice cubes instead of water all the time.

    And like.

    A lot of saltine crackers with things to dip them in.

    Oh man.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The crackers in the little package that they give you at seafood restaurants are the bestest

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    And on the golf course.

    They're free so I just grab like eight.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Swordfights get your ass in the futurama thread and post about matt groening mister

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've so far managed to avoid surgery. Unless you count the whole wisdom tooth thing, I don't as I was awake for it.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The crackers in the little package that they give you at seafood restaurants are the bestest

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    the best

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had surgery to hollow out my ear canal twice to stop a bacteria from eating into my brain and am now deaf in that ear.

    I might get it in the other ear aswell

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    who gets their crackers from amazon

    however, a 6 pack...

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a pilonidal cyst/abscess at the base of my spine about two inches from may anus. They had to shave my butt, and part of the process of healing after scooping out the pus and hair and whatnot was leaving an open wound. But it had to have gauze inside of it, which also had to be replaced everyday.

    Also I was not able to take showers because I wasn't really able to stand with the way the stitches were.
    So after about 2-3 days when I took my first bath hopped up on pain killers it was a scary time slowly watch the water turn bright red, and slowly make it's way to crimson. And thne when I drained the water there was a blood clot about 4 inches long stuck to my now stained bathtub.

    Also I think I cried once when I was having the bandages replaced.




    By my mom

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I remember the doctor have a meter and a half of gauze in my ear.

    He removed it, and blood was pouring from my ear as it broke from the scabs and such.

    I was yelling and such.

    I had to have surgery later that night so they could tie the blood vessels as the blood just kept pouring.
    Worst part was I had ate. So I had to lie there yelling till about 1am

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have never had major surgery.

    Cue massive brain tumor.

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