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I have the farts

ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
stupid black bean soup

this is the smelly stuff thread

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey tell the world whydon'tcha

    that's not very ladylike, missus

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    no really they stink

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2008
    my throat hurts real bad because I took too big a bite of chicken and it was really hot so instead of spitting it out I swallowed it but I hadn't chewed it enough so now my throat has like a bruise or something and it hurts to swallow

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    that's silly, girls dont fart.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I tell ya what gives you the farts

    the baconator

    good burger right there

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my throat hurts real bad because I took too big a bite of chicken and it was really hot so instead of spitting it out I swallowed it but I hadn't chewed it enough so now my throat has like a bruise or something and it hurts to swallow

    It's not as stupid as what I did earlier today.

    Swallowin my medication. Then realising, as the pills were sliding across the back of my throat, that I'd already taken today's pills. So here I am, lying down with my vision all blurry and my heart pounding away.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Black Bean soup is such a good soup.

    It's a peasant soup, so you know if has to be good.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow, SO, that kinda sucks

    aren't you supposed to induce vomiting

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Black Bean soup is such a good soup.

    It's a peasant soup, so you know if has to be good.

    poot

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my throat hurts real bad because I took too big a bite of chicken and it was really hot so instead of spitting it out I swallowed it but I hadn't chewed it enough so now my throat has like a bruise or something and it hurts to swallow

    It's not as stupid as what I did earlier today.

    Swallowin my medication. Then realising, as the pills were sliding across the back of my throat, that I'd already taken today's pills. So here I am, lying down with my vision all blurry and my heart pounding away.

    Posting via telekenisis.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Black Bean soup is such a good soup.

    It's a peasant soup, so you know if has to be good.

    poot

    Ever read "My Teacher Fried My Brains?"

    Needs to be adapted into a film, y'ask me.


    That whole "My Teacher" series, in fact.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    im gonna go lie down

    and it will smell like farts

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    edited June 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Black Bean soup is such a good soup.

    It's a peasant soup, so you know if has to be good.

    poot

    Ever read "My Teacher Fried My Brains?"

    Needs to be adapted into a film, y'ask me.


    That whole "My Teacher" series, in fact.
    I read some of those once. They were, in fact, fairly good.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what no it isn't

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow, SO, that kinda sucks

    aren't you supposed to induce vomiting

    Been sucking dick so long, I have no vomit reflex left.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    okay bye

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God I hate farts but I get them so easily. Biology sucks sometimes.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    haha you're still here

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    another disadvantage to being gay
    seems like there are a lot

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    God I hate farts but I get them so easily. Biology sucks sometimes.

    what, farting is awesome

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i cannot smell because of my cold
    hooray evolution!


    wait.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    redfenix wrote: »
    haha you're still here

    shutup

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Never had black bean soup. I get have a massive Chili Burger and oh god make the farts go away they're scaring my dog

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    i cannot smell because of my cold
    hooray evolution!


    wait.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    God I hate farts but I get them so easily. Biology sucks sometimes.

    are you a gassy dude too, arse?

    hi5

    hi5 for being a gassy dude

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    also lentil soup is superior to black bean

    black bean just barely beats out split pea

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also lentil soup is superior to black bean

    black bean just barely beats out split pea

    yeah but it gave me mad farts

    lentil doesn't do that

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    God I hate farts but I get them so easily. Biology sucks sometimes.

    are you a gassy dude too, arse?

    hi5

    hi5 for being a gassy dude

    gassy arse

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    God I hate farts but I get them so easily. Biology sucks sometimes.

    are you a gassy dude too, arse?

    hi5

    hi5 for being a gassy dude

    gassy arse

    De nada!

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Swordfights that is a good post

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Someone direct me to the most metal song ever.

    I searched "Metal as Hell" on youtube.

    I was disappointed.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I read this as "I have the facts."

    "Just the farts, ma'm."

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    haha you're still here

    shutup

    keeses

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    redfenix wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    haha you're still here

    shutup

    keeses

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you know what's the best?


    being lactose intolerant and eating ice cream anyways. oh man flatulence city!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just made a s'more on the stove

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you know what's the best?


    being lactose intolerant and eating ice cream anyways. oh man flatulence city!

    hi5 dude!


    mine smell vaguely like cheese

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Someone direct me to the most metal song ever.

    I searched "Metal as Hell" on youtube.

    I was disappointed.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEL6_SuQCu8&feature=related



    Alternatively http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0AGUywHntw&feature=related

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    God I hate farts but I get them so easily. Biology sucks sometimes.

    are you a gassy dude too, arse?

    hi5

    hi5 for being a gassy dude

    gassy arse

    De nada!

    Hehehe

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