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Jordyn
Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
Alien Abduction Insurance
It's pretty important, guys. I know I'll be paying my 20 dollars. Aliens are a real threat, and I want my 10 million dollars (payable 1 dollar per year for 10 million years) if they abduct me.
I know what you're thinking. How do I prove that aliens abducted me? It's easy.
So give them a call!
Ask about group rates!
It's pretty important, guys. I know I'll be paying my 20 dollars. Aliens are a real threat, and I want my 10 million dollars (payable 1 dollar per year for 10 million years) if they abduct me.
I know what you're thinking. How do I prove that aliens abducted me? It's easy.
Each Personalized Gold Bordered Personalized Policy includes a Frequent Flyer Endorsement and Claim Form - which requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien
So give them a call!
Ask about group rates!
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i didn't come here to tell you that
but that's what must be done
*rolls up a newspaper*
bad thread! bad! you know what you did!
That's what I was wondering.
But I probably need it.
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How do I tell if an Alien is an Authorized Onboard Alien? Will they be given cards?
I mean, say some Alien tells me he's Authorized, and then I go to claim my insurance payout and I'm told he was just scamming me. I want some kind of guarantee that when the time comes, I'll be able to claim my ten million dollars.
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but instead of a brit geico
it will be a giant piece of poop that yells at the camera in bad engrish as it smears itself on your tv screen
rub her nose in it
But how do I know he's authorized?
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For example, apparently it's only valid upon my 'departure and return to planet Earth'. Okay, great. But what if the aliens have an underground base? Then technically, I haven't departed or returned to planet Earth. Does that mean that I'm not covered?
Or what if he's just in geosynchronous orbit? I mean, how far away from Earth do I have to go before I've departed?
These are all questions I'd want answered before paying 20$.
is there a program for me?
Or they could be aliens from the Ocean, like in Abyss.
this is such a coincidence
because I was just listening to Riley Martin on Sirius
oh goodness he is the best thing ever
someone asked him about Howard Stern's racism and he said something along the lines of "If I were not so valuable I do not think he would allow me to clean his wife's new sixteen million dollar toilet. But I do not blame all the Israelis on him."
Have you tried looking on the internet?
In this forum, sarcasm coverage would be similar to German life insurance companies issuing tons of new policies around January 1939.
PSN: TheScrublet
No.
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PSN: TheScrublet
Yes, I do have alien abduction insurance.
Secret Satan
If my ass gets probed by some dudes from another galaxy, I'm gonna be prepared for it.
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Only if it gets probed by authorized aliens.
I even had time to accidentally close the window I was making that post in, re-open Firefox, and type up the post again before you.
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Yeah, I saw that.
But man... Quicktime.
Really.
Secret Satan
It becomes suddenly horrifying.
Secret Satan