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Less money, mo' problems

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    a one dollar bill fell out of my pocket the other day and i lost it

    :'(

    Projeck on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    Underaged hookers are damned expensive.

    Or you can show up with a fifth of flavored Bacardi at a party and get a 15 year old for nearly free.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also, yeah everyone's breaking up

    my 21 year old younger brother just broke up with his 17 year old girlfriend because she cheated on him

    again

    3rd time was enough, apparently

    he's moving back in with my mom

    (best idea ever)

    Raneados on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck would you like a dollar

    I have a dollar for you

    Centipede Damascus on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    rane your brother is a class act every time you mention him

    Rankenphile on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    he's a lot better these days

    but blubbery messages on my mom's answering machine make for some awkward times. It's heartwrenching sometimes



    but then I remember he's a dummy and I giggle

    then I remember he's trying to be not a dummy and I feel bad

    then i remember that I don't give a shit about my brother for the most part and I am impassive

    Raneados on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait, so your brother was living with the girlfriend? Why does he have to move back?

    Muse Among Men on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If a woman were to cheat on me it would go something like this:

    Her: I had an affair with the mailman.
    Me: You're nothing but a miserable pile of lies and secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

    Then I'd wreck her ass and kick her to the curb.

    Meiz on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait, so your brother was living with the girlfriend? Why does he have to move back?
    uh

    what

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait, so your brother was living with the girlfriend? Why does he have to move back?

    because he was living with his girlfriend

    Raneados on
  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    a one dollar bill fell out of my pocket the other day and i lost it

    :'(

    my ex dropped $80 one time because she's a dumb bitch

    Fallout on
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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    goddamit guys I just got back from work I'm all hot and sweaty and I find my cat just sitting on my brand new clean clothes all smug as shit in the AC

    I was so close to killing her

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe remember that you have a cat next time

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Wait, so your brother was living with the girlfriend? Why does he have to move back?

    because he was living with his girlfriend

    Uh. Hmm. I'm surprised the parents were okay with it.

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    do cats irrevocably destroy clothes on contact or ??

    Fallout on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    do cats irrevocably destroy clothes on contact or ??

    If they shed, yes.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    maybe remember that you have a cat next time

    I don't really live here and she's mentally retarded so normally she hides out in other rooms so I don't have a problem. It just ticks me off that of the choice of three queen beds, a shitload of chairs a couch and any number of other pieces of furniture she decided to sleep on my one new shirt.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Wait, so your brother was living with the girlfriend? Why does he have to move back?

    because he was living with his girlfriend

    Uh. Hmm. I'm surprised the parents were okay with it.

    my mom's a pro caver

    Raneados on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am applying for grad based scholarships right now.

    One of which i just interviewed for this morning and it turns out it wasnt a scholarship at all but a "loan scholarship" ... that interview lasted about 2 minutes before i got mad and just walked out.

    Barcardi on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    do cats irrevocably destroy clothes on contact or ??

    If they shed, yes.

    it's just that I have to wash clothes that were perfectly clean or it'll look like my chest hair is busting through my shirt

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    do cats irrevocably destroy clothes on contact or ??

    If they shed, yes.

    it's just that I have to wash clothes that were perfectly clean or it'll look like my chest hair is busting through my shirt

    And have you tried getting that shit off? You cant.

    Thankfully my cat is busy with her kittens so she can't sleep on my clothes either.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    do cats irrevocably destroy clothes on contact or ??

    If they shed, yes.

    it's just that I have to wash clothes that were perfectly clean or it'll look like my chest hair is busting through my shirt

    And have you tried getting that shit off? You cant.

    Thankfully my cat is busy with her kittens so she can't sleep on my clothes either.

    I dunno, my cats hair come out alright after a good wash. What kind of cat hair do you have going on?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's short but by God she hates water.

    What a catbitch.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    At least your cat isn't mentally retarded.

    Gafoto on
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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am deathly allergic to cats so i don't really know shit about them

    but my friends got some cats so i got on a couple daily allergy medications and they work really well

    in the last few weeks my lifetime count of times i have played with cats has risen by 2 to a grand total of 2

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  • superjoesuperjoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    One thing to know about cats, Fallout: If they pee on something, it's going to smell terrible forever.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    i just bought a bunch of studio gear and now i don't have as much money as i did before abloo abloo woe is me

    Knob on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have been getting something to the tune of $30-$50 a week from work due to having no shifts

    The Black Hunter on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I ordered some shoes from Endless and I really hope they fit but fuck who cares they gave me free overnight shipping here and possibly back so I'm not too worried.

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    superjoe wrote: »
    One thing to know about cats, Fallout: If they pee on something, it's going to smell terrible forever.

    you know now that you mention it

    when i was about 10 the neighbor's cat got inside our car because the window was down a bit because it wouldn't roll up

    it pissed in the back and it did in fact smell horrible forever

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i have $4.19 to my name

    also turns out i'm probably not getting the economic stimulus because as a college student even if i wasn't filed as a dependent, I could have been filed as a dependent and thus no stimulus check for me

    what the fuck is that shit

    i paid my fucking taxes

    fuck

    wait wait wait....I thought EVERYONE who paid taxes got one. FUCK man i'm a dependant on my dads taxes just so I can get insurance. This kind of pisses me off. A lot. I..I think I might actully write my congressman about this, even though jack shit is going to happen.

    I mean I have no problem with people getting free money, as long as I get a piece of that pie. I pay my taxes, so why don't I get a check? whats a valid reason for this?

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  • Phil316Phil316 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i work at a bank. it's not my fault you guys suck with money.

    Phil316 on
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  • WroobWroob Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    this commercial I saw said that the average person has 8 fucking credit cards

    woah

    I don't even have ONE

    Some people get a new credit card to pay off an older credit card. It is an endless cycle. Most banks don't allow you to do this anymore though.

    Wroob on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am monetarily comfortable

    I make enough to pay the bills with money left over for comics, videogames, and booze

    Shorty on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh

    apparently for the fall I'll be getting 12 thousand dollars of free money (grants)

    twelve

    thousand

    dollars


    what the fuck

    yessssss

    Raneados on
  • WroobWroob Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh

    apparently for the fall I'll be getting 12 thousand dollars of free money (grants)

    twelve

    thousand

    dollars


    what the fuck

    yessssss

    D: How did you manage that?

    Wroob on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just looked at my awards page and accepted all the non-loans

    Raneados on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have 250 Euro in my bank account.

    In ten days it'll be at about -1000.

    I make a good amount of money now, but I sort of started out way deep in the red and I'm slowly crawling out of that hole

    It is a stupid hole to be in, I'll tell you what

    Iskander on
  • BagrationBagration Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Anytime I purchase anything I end up in the red, this country is so god damn expensive it hurts just thinking about it

    edit: Finland

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm getting me a 360

    Raneados on
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